cakeversus314

554 pts · March 9, 2015


Well we might as well have a safe space since the antichrist just got elected as president

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Mr. Clean became a doctor. A ripped doctor. Hope that cat is safe in that home, with those two pythons.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the exact opposite of what I have experienced. Big city here, guys go on solely for hook ups -_-

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Rick! From Rick and Morty

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you're a student, you can get it for 5$ a month

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like a douchey Nick Miller

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I watch Amelie when I start to lose faith in love

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Barry's eyes get red every once in a while too though, no?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such spongy cake

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I said! It would be so ironic if he became a cyborg and maybe him and Barry could have some epic duel OR become bros

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shut up baby, I know it

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's like gravity falls meets Stephen King meets government conspiracy meets Stand By Me meets high school drama kind of sort of

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If he won't stand up for you before getting married, going from fiancé to wife won't make him man up. Sorry OP, you deserve a lot better.

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Guys guys guys. He's 32 years old. What?! Ball is, indeed, life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The beginning of that scene. The black boyfriend lines before that. Delivered smoother than the fight scene itself

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At that point just start off with a new kid. But really, poor kid. Fuck the people who didn't do their job and take care of him proper.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Please tell me they caught the guy?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, he died? I was already tearing up after reading this, now I got full on tears. Goddammit

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Following! Thank you!

9 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Sunday evening? Fuck, I would wake up Sunday morning and dread washed over me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like my dryer lint.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What if the child of the two gold medal US swimmers bred with their child. The legs on that baby

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of John wicke since they call him Baba Yaga. But he's no boogeyman; he's the one you call to kill the fucking boogeyman.

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

What water temp do you set it at when you run them through the washer? I would google it but that would require me to leave the app so no

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's cupping. Soak cotton ball in alcohol, light it, glass cup over extinguishes flame, creates suction, makes round bruise looking things.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I cringe every time I think about it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fell down the wiki rabbit hole from your link. Have now lost faith in humanity. So thanks for the knowledge, friend. Feel sick now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fell down the wiki rabbit hole from your link. Have now lost faith in humanity. So thanks for the knowledge, friend. Feel sick now.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0