buttleproof

51744 pts ยท November 30, 2015


So you're saying I'm not a doctor because I give hernia checks in the bathroom of the bus station instead of a doctor's office?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's the only good work he ever did, after that he forgot how to be a journalist.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

Anyone else imagining the vet being Dr. Now from My 600-lbs life?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"You still married to Matthew Broderick?"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't that one of those girls who stabbed one of her friends to impress Slenderman?

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

Same direction, different rate.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

INRI-1, flight surgeon says to return to the cross, over. Do you read? Over.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Oh yeah, crank up the Lana Del Rey."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This has letters in it! They can't do that, can they?"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did anyone else hear the MPGIS voices as they read this?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Complete extermination of the Thals!"

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Sailor Venus wears wedges, not stilettos, though. Still awesome.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your ma remembers it quite differently.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really? How many wars has Trump started? Or have you forgotten about Libya?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10

Not our problem. Not one American soldier's life will be lost so they can play World Police.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Anthony Weiner thinks of the children several times a day.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She got upstaged by an AI researcher who rewrote the novels (HPMOR is longer than the originals) for free, and did a better job.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Wow, I'd forgotten about that.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I still can't figure out how they they would test for psychic ability using a scantron test.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, look at the bunny!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have an upvote. Ignore those philistines.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why can't I get the memes one on Android?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You alone can make my song take flight, it's over now the music of the night!"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One partner killing the other.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ben Franklin wasn't a Quaker, so you can leave out thees and thines.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I also seem to remember that the area where the hammer is found is supposed to be Death Mountain.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah. He believed in pangenesis, which means he was kinda right for the wrong reason.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has it ever been officially confirmed that the area in the southwest of the map is the area from the first game? If so, *mind blown*.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0