buttleproof

51744 pts · November 30, 2015


Pretty much, yeah.

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I bet this happens more often than you'd think.

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Jim Halpert opens a restaurant.

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Luckily I was watching HBO at the time.

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Maybe there's a PM show?

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A candid photo of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker on their wedding night.

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Ah, well.

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useless movie trivia!

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Fuck me, right?

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That just raises further questions!

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When someone asks me what the name of that dungeon near Trinsic is.

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I know, right?

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MRW the DJ puts on some Jefferson Starship.

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MRW I'm listening to the audiobook of Carl Sagan's "The Demon Haunted World", and the Foreword refers to Seth McFarlane as "a polymath"

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Confession is good for the soul.

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Three times this year.

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My old man's a time traveler.

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Nah, I think I’ll stay in tonight, I have a bit of a headache.

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Well, she ain't wrong.

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Excellent... everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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Title

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It's the happiest place north of Father Jones's pig shit pile.

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I feel like I've wasted my life... maybe I need more heart containers.

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MRW I hit "Restore State" on the emulator and wipe out a month's worth of savegames.

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So there.

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Kyō wa karera ga anata ni sore o nage kaesu hi ni narudarou.

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When you come out and no one cares.

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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi baba!

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MRW I find your mom's dildo collection.

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Seems everyone is looking for her.

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Last month, when I saw Halloween decorations at a store.

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No title could improve this, I think.

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MRW I read forum posts on FetLife.

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So there.

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Who thinks about sex when they're falling asleep?

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When someone mentions "That other Crowded House song".

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MRW I'm playing Wizardry and it says my ninja decapitated a gas cloud.

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Of course it had the advantage of being canceled early.

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Ten years is a long time.

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On this day.

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I've always loved that the Infinity Gauntlet story was really about a guy trying, and failing, to impress a girl.

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What the hell is wrong with people.

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So what if a kickboxer is beating the shit out of my 15-year-old sister? These video games aren't going to play themselves.

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Took an arrow of time to the brain.

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Watching Fiddler on the Roof when this guy showed up.

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When I’m playing a Zelda game and come across a locked door.

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Bravo, sir, bravo!

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Then you get sent to the lightning round, with real lightning!

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No ice cream with mine, thanks.

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Nostalgia sucks

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Draw me like one of your French cats, Jack.

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Well, he's getting better.

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Good evening.

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WTF Simpsons writers?!

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Things that occur to me 35 years late.

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Meanwhile, at the bridal shop.

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Memory can be faulty.

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How I feel when I'm the only programmer in an office full of electrical engineers.

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