bulrush

87 pts ยท June 9, 2012


"But muh feewings!!!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Can someone explain Pickle Rick to an old fart?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you at the barber shop?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's that top medal? It looks like a Pokemon ball, or a Death star.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Referring to the auntie inbred: When people have nothing, no brains, no future, no hope, all they have is drama to cling to.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Being drunk and Irish are the same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 23

Now your guy friend can find someone better. He dodged a bullet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't get married in the first place.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been "jif" since 1982. Deal with it. I was there.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

My mind just exploded.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love that. Love it love it love it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How well do you British?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Geezus. I've been on the internet for 30 years and have seen a lot of strange stuff but this is new to me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love to see and hear this as a Youtube video with smackety sounds.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Women weren't part of the draft and still aren't.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Happens to me with certain kinds of medical tape. It's an immediate allergic reaction. Medical tape is supposed to be safe!!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I put bacon in my bacon bowl. And taco meat, pork sausage, italian sausage, maybe onions.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I lost an arm I'd just freak people out with different prosthetics. That's how I roll.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In general these are good ideas, but there has been no case where a bag of rocks kept my tent up in a windy place, like near the beach.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Plant: "AIIIIEEeeeee! Stop--stop it! Stop it now!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A most excellent contemplative video.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see any guitar there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pic 1: I see a dark, shambling humanoid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a LOT you won't learn in school. Quite a lot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are some really short deer.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why all the repeated text? Why all the repeated text?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Relax, he's not a cop.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because they have lots of fancy luxuries all around campus. Have you even seen Western Michigan U?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I upvote just about anything with Beaker.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, the pollutions!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0