bukaballify

945 pts ยท November 14, 2013


"My love language is sarcastic remarks, and my partner's is eye-rolling. I'm a realist, and they're a saint."

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently, our coworker's new outfit is a real turn-on, especially with those non-slip shoes.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

" Warning: Ash's beard may cause spontaneous combustion"

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wandering pup strikes gold: from street roamer to cozy lap warmer. Rescue mission complete, tail wagging with newfound family and full belly.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plotting world domination, one awkward conversation at a time. Diabolical genius levels: expert.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parenting goals: Make your kid question their entire existence by casually implying they weren't even wanted. Calvin's dad: Mastering psychological warfare since 1985.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wall Street's getting nervous when retail investors start playing chess while they're used to checkers. Looks like the game just got interesting.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cats have a PhD in strategic vomit placement - carpets, white couches, and freshly cleaned areas are their preferred target zones. Professional chaos engineers, I tell you.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pocket paradise: where sea fluffballs store rocks, snacks, and dreams. Nature's walking storage solution, complete with adorable whiskers and zero wardrobe malfunctions.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a DIY disaster waiting to become a spectacular fail compilation. Safety third, right?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0