brownribbon

131087 pts · September 20, 2012


"I hate all the colored ribbons for different causes these days. Red for AIDS, green for the environment, pink for breast cancer. I have a ribbon; it's brown. You know what it means? Eat shit, motherfucker!" -George Carlin I live in Charlotte

#6 the canton of that flag is in the wrong corner.

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Where’s the Sasha Grey one?

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the funniest scenes in all of cinema

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I presume you’re referring to 9/11, which technically wasn’t a bombing.

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The canton of that flag is in the wrong corner.

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No it isn’t, shut the fuck up

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I keep trying to tell my boomer parents the same thing about selfies but there’s some sort of mental block that refuses to allow them to accept that truth. Especially my dad.

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I like to imagine an alternate universe where MMRS is exactly the same guy as his wrestling persona, but he just so happens to have an every day job like real estate agent or accountant.

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An Uzbek national treasure, yes

2 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

TSA shouldn’t exist in the first place.

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No more fucking billionaire presidents. Fuck him.

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

The soda hit different in those cups.

2 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Asked & answered.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don’t know. Where was she?

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Main funder?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget about Public Universal Friend!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That headline buries the lede. She is eminently qualified for the position.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No reason we can’t use oil while we’re still transitioning to greener energy sources.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Even Benny?

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The most terminally online guy ever.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, that’s not THAT many gas canisters.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the fuck is this shitass buried at Arlington?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No

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And white people

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean, you don’t know that they aren’t related.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is ‘Tillies’ a word I’m too American to know?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gonna need some instructions here.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ain’t nothing wrong with sucking dick.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aw, shit

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