brizco

21534 pts ยท September 4, 2013


Just a small town girl...

If you were a Brewmaster Monk you could just drink your emotions away.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His name is Chris Talbot for anyone interested.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Jurassic Park came out 23 years ago.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So hot.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

-Jim Jefferies

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Break these guys legs.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That would imply just getting the meat, not the buns. They dun goofed.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watching hockey for the first time.

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The thought of it is exciting but I'm too worried about catching something. I'd take or give a handy though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a gay man, I get more fashion tips from some of my straight friends than I ever have my gay ones.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's not a gift...it's a major award!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Duck you idiot!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Friend don't care. He didn't even turn around.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ready player one.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Living the dream.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Holy shit.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Kinda like this?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

From the thumbnail I was like "that kid looks like he has autism." Then I read the caption and now I feel like the worst human being ever.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I, too, like to imagine a giant turd is a dick sliding out of my ass.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As you wish:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As an American, I agree.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

I get it...because they're tabbies *high five*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think applies when there is clear punctuation.

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I feel like getting an apartment in NYC if you were struggling in the first place was probably not the best decision regardless of savings.

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