I like fingering my butthole...but not when my finger pokes through the toilet paper while wiping my ass...
I'm gonna miss the summer...
*licks lips*
Protest by going to work...
MRW I'm done with a hooker and she won't stop talking...
One of the sexiest parts of a man...
I saw the "pole dancing is an art form" post on the front page and thought I'd add that men can make it beautiful too...
MRW my girlfriend won't let me eat her pussy...
Two of my favorite things...
Gave my first blow job...
I think it's time for my bath...
Just a collection of Dawwg pictures I've collected...
Oh, Jared...
We haven't talked about it since...
Sign me up for this adventure...
Literally.
Dear Imgur, your package have arrived...
I like to pull up next to transports and start masturbating in hopes that they will look down and see...
The elusive male camel toe...
Old Faithful...
MRW co-workers come talk to me before I've had my morning coffee...
If I was that girl, this would totally work on me...
Fleshlight
To the people who make a second post complaining about their "OC" being downvoted...
Apparently this isn't a normal thing to still do when you're not a kid...
The only Taco Bell in my town just closed...
I like fingering my butt hole...but not when I'm wiping my ass after taking a shit...
I find this very relaxing...
Mmmmhmmmm!
For the Men lovers out there...
That didn't stop the Lannisters.
As a straight male, I had sex for the first time last night...with a transvestite...
Wait for it...
Story of my life...
I'll take 6...
"I have an Oscar..."
How much for shipping and handling?
This is how I feel about that Bill Nye debate...
MRW co-workers talk to me before I've had my morning coffee...
After 2 whole marijuana's...
Goddamn!
Out of the water...
In case I wasn't clear...
Finding that perfect video on Pornhub...
Trying to decide which porno to fap to...
Chocolate is bad for you...
This picture always manages to give me a good chuckle when I need one....
Period.
They scare me
Dear Selfies....
So sticky sweet...
Smooth
Getting "the spins" after a night of drinking...
Here's a collection of some of my favorite comics
One .gif to rule them all...
It almost looks like a galaxy forming. I choose to believe this is how the universe was created...
It's pretty well what the front page is full of anyway...
This would make an awesome downvote .gif if anyone had the necessary skills...