briham

9776 pts · May 31, 2012


And then he gets used to light a fart

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let’s make them fight for our amusement.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Racism with pseudoscience and a dash of creative misinterpretation

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For God’s sake, put the camera away!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In the future, it'd be more fitting if you post this the day before World Prematurity Day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to go to the Cheesecake Factory. I imagine it's like Las Vegas: shallow, tacky, fake, excessive, but somehow charming.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. He sprang fully formed and hairless from a slightly old Yorkshire pudding. His first words were a Shakespearean soliloquy.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Unrelated, but does anyone else think the "blindfold" on the statue makes it look like they're leading him to be executed?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Unless you shit in the dress and decide to wear it again without washing it. Then, yeah, some men will be a bit judgey. Maybe.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Was that guy even a cop or did the dude in the suit just dare some random guy to hip toss a hostage taker?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Alien initially captured by government. Alien escapes. Tries to flee in ship. Ship had been tinkered with by gov scientists. Ship crashes.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I’m more bothered by the antelope horns than by the human skull. I mean, c’mon. Might as well go all in and do 100% human, right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You have rectified misinformation on my part. How dare you.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Tycho Brahe didn't have his nose amputated, it was cut off in a duel. And its replacement was prob. brass. And Topsy was a "she," not "he."

8 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

This. Fertilizer and even mineral water can kill carnivorous plants.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cat’s harness chafed a wound into him, which he licked until it became infected. Is there a brand of harness you’d recommend?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom’s Korean. She asks for the stuff every time we go to an Italian restaurant, and for some reason, it always takes 20-30 mins to get it

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would watch a buddy cop movie starring these two.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only because you keep pushing B every time it tries to evolve.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that's why we have "useless" pets. It's a side-effect of the evolutionary trait that led us to get dogs and cows and horses.

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I suspect humans have had so much success from domesticating animals that our symbiote-seeking instinct is extraordinarily strong and

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What did you expect? You can’t hold down a job of you keep assaulting your boss.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

boards and stuff. Same with allergens. If you explain it's just a preference and not a requirement, you'd probably save them lots of effort

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope you explain this when you order out. I hear it's a huge hassle for kitchens because they have to swap all the dishes and cutting

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, there are also a number of shitty judges out there.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He's also Taserface from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

for hours until the venom is metabolized, they have a good chance of survival.

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