9776 pts · May 31, 2012
And then he gets used to light a fart
Let’s make them fight for our amusement.
Racism with pseudoscience and a dash of creative misinterpretation
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
For God’s sake, put the camera away!
In the future, it'd be more fitting if you post this the day before World Prematurity Day.
I've always wanted to go to the Cheesecake Factory. I imagine it's like Las Vegas: shallow, tacky, fake, excessive, but somehow charming.
No. He sprang fully formed and hairless from a slightly old Yorkshire pudding. His first words were a Shakespearean soliloquy.
Unrelated, but does anyone else think the "blindfold" on the statue makes it look like they're leading him to be executed?
...Unless you shit in the dress and decide to wear it again without washing it. Then, yeah, some men will be a bit judgey. Maybe.
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Was that guy even a cop or did the dude in the suit just dare some random guy to hip toss a hostage taker?
Alien initially captured by government. Alien escapes. Tries to flee in ship. Ship had been tinkered with by gov scientists. Ship crashes.
I’m more bothered by the antelope horns than by the human skull. I mean, c’mon. Might as well go all in and do 100% human, right?
You have rectified misinformation on my part. How dare you.
Tycho Brahe didn't have his nose amputated, it was cut off in a duel. And its replacement was prob. brass. And Topsy was a "she," not "he."
This. Fertilizer and even mineral water can kill carnivorous plants.
My cat’s harness chafed a wound into him, which he licked until it became infected. Is there a brand of harness you’d recommend?
My mom’s Korean. She asks for the stuff every time we go to an Italian restaurant, and for some reason, it always takes 20-30 mins to get it
I would watch a buddy cop movie starring these two.
Only because you keep pushing B every time it tries to evolve.
that's why we have "useless" pets. It's a side-effect of the evolutionary trait that led us to get dogs and cows and horses.
I suspect humans have had so much success from domesticating animals that our symbiote-seeking instinct is extraordinarily strong and
What did you expect? You can’t hold down a job of you keep assaulting your boss.
boards and stuff. Same with allergens. If you explain it's just a preference and not a requirement, you'd probably save them lots of effort
I hope you explain this when you order out. I hear it's a huge hassle for kitchens because they have to swap all the dishes and cutting
Unfortunately, there are also a number of shitty judges out there.
He's also Taserface from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
for hours until the venom is metabolized, they have a good chance of survival.
And then he gets used to light a fart
Let’s make them fight for our amusement.
Racism with pseudoscience and a dash of creative misinterpretation
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
For God’s sake, put the camera away!
In the future, it'd be more fitting if you post this the day before World Prematurity Day.
I've always wanted to go to the Cheesecake Factory. I imagine it's like Las Vegas: shallow, tacky, fake, excessive, but somehow charming.
No. He sprang fully formed and hairless from a slightly old Yorkshire pudding. His first words were a Shakespearean soliloquy.
Unrelated, but does anyone else think the "blindfold" on the statue makes it look like they're leading him to be executed?
...Unless you shit in the dress and decide to wear it again without washing it. Then, yeah, some men will be a bit judgey. Maybe.
Was that guy even a cop or did the dude in the suit just dare some random guy to hip toss a hostage taker?
Alien initially captured by government. Alien escapes. Tries to flee in ship. Ship had been tinkered with by gov scientists. Ship crashes.
I’m more bothered by the antelope horns than by the human skull. I mean, c’mon. Might as well go all in and do 100% human, right?
You have rectified misinformation on my part. How dare you.
Tycho Brahe didn't have his nose amputated, it was cut off in a duel. And its replacement was prob. brass. And Topsy was a "she," not "he."
This. Fertilizer and even mineral water can kill carnivorous plants.
My cat’s harness chafed a wound into him, which he licked until it became infected. Is there a brand of harness you’d recommend?
My mom’s Korean. She asks for the stuff every time we go to an Italian restaurant, and for some reason, it always takes 20-30 mins to get it
I would watch a buddy cop movie starring these two.
Only because you keep pushing B every time it tries to evolve.
that's why we have "useless" pets. It's a side-effect of the evolutionary trait that led us to get dogs and cows and horses.
I suspect humans have had so much success from domesticating animals that our symbiote-seeking instinct is extraordinarily strong and
What did you expect? You can’t hold down a job of you keep assaulting your boss.
boards and stuff. Same with allergens. If you explain it's just a preference and not a requirement, you'd probably save them lots of effort
I hope you explain this when you order out. I hear it's a huge hassle for kitchens because they have to swap all the dishes and cutting
Unfortunately, there are also a number of shitty judges out there.
He's also Taserface from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2.
for hours until the venom is metabolized, they have a good chance of survival.