Guy on Twitter goes viral after crossing into another dimension known as “The Cheesecake Factory” (17)

Nov 17, 2017 5:45 PM

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Link to interview with interior decorator: https://www.eater.com/2017/6/21/15835074/cheesecake-factory-interior-design

He also has a video game coming out soon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq6TnHmnw9c

I do not know this guy, but I do know The Cheesecake Factory.

May I suggest the chicken piccata?

Yup, it’s a wacky decor alright. The “Prairie Bread” is good, tho. Esp hot from the oven. And the “Comfort Food” is excellent.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once ordered a sandwich on frybread called "The Navajo," which I'm pretty sure was an affront to every Native American culture ever.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It's everything a basic bitch could want to feel like she's at somewhere special.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 7

Fun fact: the only thing The Cheesecake Factory doesn't make fresh in the store? The cheesecakes. They're shipped in from 1 of 2 factories.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is this the same restaurant that fired Brad's wife on his birthday?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That place gave me food poisoning once. I pooped my pants in an airport which was somehow worse that anywhere else.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Used to work for *CCF. In one of the ceiling murals in each store is the store number artistically included within the mural. Truth.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is it the same ceiling mural tho?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Designs vary by location and the number isn't always over the central dining room.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s gaudy but it’s actually pretty good food (huge portions, huge selection so anyone can find something to enjoy). Their cheesecake is YUM

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have 3 favorite entrees and 3 favorite cheesecakes that I rotate through so I don’t even bother with their book-sized menu anymore

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hated TCF. It was expensive, generic, and mediocre. Never going back TBH.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

i like how the menus also have ads for stores in the mall or surrounding areas. its crazy

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Essentially how america looks...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

COME GET YA MANS

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

So, what you're saying is Chessecake Factory is the Trump of restaurants. Unchecked flash, no substance, and took much makes you sick.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

"Wealth run wild...an obsession with appearance of luxury..." Sounds like the Trump of restaurants to me.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Not quite, their food tastes good. Meanwhile Trump's ... https://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2015/12/trumpreviews-640x400.jpg

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trump's aesthetics are basically '80s boom'. Cheesecake Factory seems more '90s dotcom bubble' to me.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The first 4-5 years of the 90s were still the the 80s, if we're honest.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry. Food had no taste. Tables too close together. Very expensive. And the noise level was like a 757 at takeoff power.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like sometimes people think way too hard about stupid shit.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 7

Architecturally the Chesscake factory is what happens when you let players in an MMO design their own housing.

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

It's like a MySpace page in 3D

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Past experience with DAoC and FFXIV have shown me the accuracy of this statement.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly, at least it isn't boring. It's insane, but I would rather effort for insanity, than lazy boring-ness.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I thought their food was always terrible. They have way too many menu items that make it impossible to specialize in anything.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

There are plenty of things to criticize about the chain, but the food is generally decent-to-good.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I mean, the cheesecake was really good. But for me personally I thought their food was ok *shrug*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chef David Chang (Momofuku) says it's his favorite place to eat. "They consistently make more people happy than any other restaurant."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always wanted to go to the Cheesecake Factory. I imagine it's like Las Vegas: shallow, tacky, fake, excessive, but somehow charming.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's just a long list of nearly fulfilled desires. It will give your soul blueballs

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that the TCF in vegas premium outlets or do they all look the same? I've only been to just the one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Soon as I read 'particle board' I sang 'particle man! particle man' before I knew what I was doing.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

What's he like? It's not important.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doing the things that a particle can.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

DUDE! I heard this song as a kid ONCE and ever since the tune pops into my head occasionally but I could never figure out what it was

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They Might Be Giants. It was in an episode of Tiny Toons I think for some reason.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually where I first heard it. That and Istanbul Not Constaniople' Tiny Toons was AWESOME.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he a dot or is he a speck? When he's under water does he get wet?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who studied a little about postmodernism, this is awesome. The disorientation, eclecticism, appropriation.. it's all there.

8 years ago | Likes 430 Dislikes 9

Modernists fought tooth and nail to get rid of decorative appropriation, then Robert Venturi busts through the door shouting "VEGAS BABY!!!"

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Have you not already lost it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Appropriation" oh lort

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

"Appropriation" leaves a bad taste in the mouth since tumblr ironically appropriated it, but it's 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

pretty apt when you look at white exoticism as a design philosophy. Cafes full of eclectic foreign bullshit that looked cool on pinterest.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Why does it matter if it looked cool?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think "It looked cool" is the best reason to randomly nick shit from other cultures. It only really rustles my jimmies when hippie 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that's why postmodern architecture was dead before the turn of the century

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I owned a whorehouse I’d name it the Cheesecake Factory and copy their decor.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I would “copy” their menu as well.. wink - wink

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't think I want to know what the "Mac and Cheese Burger" is in your world.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sleazecake Factory

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fucktory

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sleazecuck Fucktory

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the best ad for TCF I've ever seen! SOLD!

8 years ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 4

Im in bro! Huge portions of comfort food. It truly is the best america has to offer.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I suddenly want to go.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

I agree, I was avoiding it because it’s so “American consumer/Costco/Prom night destination”, and now I want to go to observe the 1

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ridiculousness an over the top absurd cheapness of it all.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's so over the top it's actually kinda fun. I think that is it's charm.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I read it entirely in the voice of Billy Eichner/Craig Middlebrooks, from parks and rec, during one of his meltdowns.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I never found the appeal, and then I went, and i still couldn’t find it.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Lots of decent food of different styles. And decent cheesecake.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I’ll admit firsthand that I am biased for small, local joints, so there’s that.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dude I just wanted Cheesecake and to have my parking slip validated for a $5 slice in the middle of the city

8 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

Cheese cake factory cheese cake is not $5. It's EXPENSIVE

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dude Im sorry about your girlfriend but I just double checked their menu. 6.95 for a slice of just a normal cheesecake.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

thanks man, but who gets normal cheesecake?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TCF is my go-to whenever i have an urge for 3,200 calories in a single sitting.

8 years ago | Likes 300 Dislikes 1

I mean they're one of those places you can order whatever you want and they don't disappoint.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Forgot what its called, maybe Monte cristo(?) Brunch sandwich is amazing. Place is overpriced though

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#mylifeisacheatday

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3200? That must not be counting the cheesecake. I've gotten aps that have 1200.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It took me until reading your comment that tfc actually stands for the cheesecake factory and isn't just scrambled letters. Thanks, i guess

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

My brain keeps autocorrecting to TFC. That's what happens when you spent 10 years playing Team Fortress Classic.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, it is when you write it.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3200? Pff, try the cheese fries at Outback. Over 3000 in a single *dish*

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Taco Bell's salad used to be 3200

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i read that as "in a single shitting."

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

And it still works

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I have never met a soul who could pass a Cheesecake Factory meal in a single shitting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the second paragraph was about Trump for a second

8 years ago | Likes 148 Dislikes 29

TCF and trump tower obviously have the same decorator

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I mean..... If the shoe fits....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I thought! "hmmm sounds familiar... TRUMP!"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Trump is basically a Cheesecake Factory personified, so it fits. Gaudy excess, *appearance* of wealth/luxury, but still cheap and shitty.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Basically is

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There is no chance he could use half those words in a sentence.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wish I could find a more concise clip, but start at 2min 50sec - https://youtu.be/1ZAPwfrtAFY

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Until at least the 5 minute mark... But it all is super funny and scary, so you might as well watch the whole thing

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The shorter sub-segment at 3:11 is one of my favorites. But remember:

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the best memory... Unless it's about something he or someone associated with him did that is shameful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you the type of person where trump permeates every aspect of your life?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 57

Trump lives rent free. I'd love to see the psychological study on why Trump is sexualized by the very people who claim to hate him.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

No, it's just so easy to make jokes about him. Don't take it too hard though, it's not a dick.

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 11

Speak for yourself. I'm transgender. Turning on the radio in the morning now is a fuckin' adventure.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

Heyoooo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Man that menu makes no sense. There are 44 different "specialty" menu items. Chinese, Italian, American, and Mexican dishes all in one place

8 years ago | Likes 658 Dislikes 2

I hate their giant meatballs? Waiter pull your pants back up, geese.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MFW I saw that menu...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I believe there’s also 200+ menu items, if I’m not mistaken. It’s unreal.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me looking at that trainwreck of a menu.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Never eat in a place that serves multiple cuisines

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

When Babu tried this format on Seinfeld the business went under in a week

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or Dave with Pangea on Happy Endings

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once went to a TGI Friday's as a child with family. They served Chocolate Mint, Mint Chocolate, and Mint Chocolate Chip icecream.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Chocolate mint is probably chocolate ice cream with mint flavoring, or mint creme like a York patty. But then, so could Mint chocolate.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mint chocolate chip, OTOH, is pretty well established as mint ice cream with chocolate pieces

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And no, the clerk had no idea why they were all different things.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It does, and damn, I've been to that exact location before

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tell us where so we can join you. Imgur TCF gathering.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The weirdest thing is: I make sure to get something different everytime I go. It has never been terrible for me. It doesnt even make sense 1

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I stay away from crazy shit, but still. I have no idea what sort of magic they perform to be so consistent with a goddamn novel menu. 2

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Everything is at least okay when in reality the cooks should be like "What the fuck is happening, I just cooked a fucking chile relleno 3

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

And now I'm cooking a hamburger with fucking mac and cheese nuggets on it." That place is whack. 4

8 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

They probably have cooks that do specific menus or something.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gordon Ramsey would shit his lungs out with that menu.

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

I said this very same thing long before I made it to the menu segment. He'd have puked bricks over the decor alone.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you hiding the fucking lamb sauce

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh yes he would. I would love to see their food costs with having so many completely different things on the menu. They can't reuse much...

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Like a up-classed Golden Corral!

8 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

Without the class

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mid-classed?

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

From what I've heard about Golden Corral, there's a pretty wide gulf between it and TCF

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up. I lived in a place for a while where the locals honestly thought of Olive Garden as high dining. Perspective is an absolute whore.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Oh dear. Oh no no no. You poor thing, you need to taste good tomato sauce at least once in your life

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Oh dear gods no, I moved there to escape my life for a while, I'm back in reality now.

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