borislives

50120 pts ยท April 17, 2011


To make it on Imgur's front page, peoples interest you'll have to engage, or choose if you dare, to submit Javert, and risk a mass downvoting rage.

No one's going to mention ctrl+c, ctrl+v Four Lions then?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hair is for brush, yogurt is for thr-never mind.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even better

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

So the tower can dodge the boulders being catapulted to the right of it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Regular prostate checks by the look of it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was trying to work out how Pepsi made you shorter.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd need a drink to kiss you lot, you're only seeing yourselves off here.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

NUM NUMS!!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'm thinking in the last few seconds 'Wow! Is he trying to land back ON the bike? ....OK, well kind of'

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh to be back in Omashu!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rubbish, my card was the Queen of hearts and OHMYGOD ITS TATTOOED ON HIS WRIST AAAAAAAAAAHHHH

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

COME HERRRRE!!!! And let me pinch those cheeks!!!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ever had to go No2, made it into the stall, then your bowel thinks "close enough" & starts moving ahead of you even pulling down your pants?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wong about what?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Quis custodiet custard?"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Leaf Sheep retain chloroplasts from algae which they eat, this allow them to perform photosynthesis indirectly. Pretty f*kkin neato!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twice as effective as doggie paddle.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will end up floating if they do expire, we're trying to avoid this with some more active floating prior to that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We don't skinny dip, we chunky dunk."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's ok lad, we've all pooed our pants before.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's plenty to complain about the American education system, failure to teach cooking bacon isn't one of it's shortcomings.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spongey if I remember.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 there's always a gay joke if you look hard enough.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Thanks, very quick delivery!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can we hear The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy theme please?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Similarly you may be surprised to learn that the marines don't assault a beach with Jeremy Clarkson leading the team in a Ford Fiesta.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The man who invented this jetpack is a reservist/former/current marine and an engineer. I'd hazard a guess that this is an exposure piece.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0