Jun 20, 2022 11:33 PM
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jejune1337
The transparency effect is made by polishing in some grey pigment, in the right places. Some sculptures still baffle me tho…
llcoolj
Back in the days when your boss wasn’t saying “I need this marble sculpture done by the end of the day!!”
Shokanju
It started quite sexy and quickly went downhill. Still gorgeous though!
YourMomWasHere
The physique on the first lass though... My lord
CheeseborgarSoop
Truly, they were masters.
semiAutomaticFun
This is what I absolutely love about Camille Claudel’s work. I was blown away by the veils and the sheer power of emotion. Y’all. Visit the
Visit the Rodin museum in Philadelphia. Get your mind blown.
ThomasThundersword
This is the culture of the west! this is what men fight and die for no one but a man could possibly have made this act of worship before god
Chronocast
bundleofwoodensticks
Dork ass losers
Treonsebastianverdery
The new ones like these are all in white, the early ones were in color
betelgeux
At the Louvre and Musée d'Orsay I was absolutely bewitched with the sculptures. Some of these look like medusa had a side hustle
rshini
I was at the National Art Gallery in Dublin earlier this month and holy jesus some of the sculptures
Hoiloidl
We visited Villa Boorghese in Rome and were mesmerized by Bernini's Rape of Persephone. Mar(b)vellous!
Meeces
Check out bernini. Ecstasy of st Teresa is a masterpiece
EggFooYung
SFW?
Heh yes, she is clothed and it sits in a very small church. However, she is having a literal toe curling orgasm
FrenchTheLlama2
"They were always in the stone, I just set them free"
Tisbutafleshwound
TIL I'm thirsty for stone.
KiwiGameDev
This is a love letter of a man to a woman. Truly, is there an example of a woman making something so beautiful /s
DarkerSavant
Yeah brain brains. Your tongue also knows what licking these would feel like.
kawkamawaq
@op. Y'all need to get cultured. Go Google up some Bernini, Corradini and to be a little extra check out Caillard
StuckHereWithYouAndThoseClowns
Boy oh boy. That Saint Teresa…
On our trip to Rome the first stop after we checked in our hotel was Villa Borghese and Berninis Rape of Persephone.
FluffyDon360
If I was rich enough I would commission a statue then have it painted in a hyperrealistic fashion.
borislives
Zeddicuszull
Statues and buildings were all painted during the Roman Era since why not this idea that everything was left blank is due to age
Bogatyr92
Name of the artist?
Sh4dowWalker96
Medusa
xXxRickMoranis420x69xbox360xboxoneVAPExmas1
Darude
GoldFrieza
Sick reference bro
Eomund521
Don't blink
BeardedViking
I blinked.
PapaSez
LariCheltsy
blueKD
TrizzNathaniel
Meeping Angel
Raszagil
I hated when the moved like that. The whole point of weeping angels is that they move so damn fast you don't see them move.
If you happen to see one, its because you blinked just right to catch them before they "killed" you by sending your ass back in time.
MikeRInternetTraveler
You’re only seeing them move 24fps. They’re moving between the frames we see.
thornus67
I hated when they moved on screen at all. Part of the gimmick of the first ep was the viewer watching them also counted as looking at them.
cbjfan
IIRC they were "powering up"
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Is the movie don't blink? I can't find it
IrrelevantHandle
It's a monster from the 2005 Dr Who. The first episode w/ them was called don't blink.
The episode was called Blink.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
2005? You make me sad. And old.
Ah, thank you!
casbott
It's good to watch as a stand alone episode, the Doctor is a minor character and it focuses on new only for that episode people. Including
Carrie Mulligan just before she became big …
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
Came here for the callipygous butts, was disappointed
ExileonDaytonStreet
Literally how I read that phrase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4
mmmerf1
I'm here for callimastian reasons myself...
theBonyEaredAssfish
A fellow Adonitologist, I see.
Mxlespxles
DonL9
That first image wasn't a hard wank at all.
GudeStefan
Well, it was “hard”. Get it? Like stone. - Ok, I’ll leave now.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
We haven't hit.....rock bottom
SJSHARPei
You win.
HedonistBeard
I did once. Would not recommend. Got a crack in one of my handbones, couldn't wank properly for a month.
Pheehelm
Rathan5
Frazz was amazing
aminalhouse
Speaking of both incredible marble sculpting and the butts, where’s the Bernini “rape of proserpina”? One of the most insane pieces
EmptyHouseBurglar
Anything Bernini, ever. He's my fav
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
cal·li·pyg·i·an (kăl′ə-pĭj′ē-ən) also cal·li·py·gous (-pī′gəs)adj.Relating to or having buttocks that are considered beautifully propo
Winterturtle
Thank god for those linguistics classes in college so the phonetics actually mean something to me now. Should really be a high school thing
flaskfullofcoffee
JadeNB1729
Those buttocks are proper propo.
Hammertulski
I’m not an expert but I trust you though, proper propo pro.
YouNeedPeopleLikeMe
That’s very appropro, proper propro pro PR
SLCtechie
if it is butts you’re after, it is butts I deliver: https://i.imgur.com/ebHjWgO
stlouiscardinalsfan7
Fuck you. +1
Electromedy
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
v
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Http://butt.holdings
thespyisdead
Those are nice butts
q2grapple
NachoPete
Listen here fucko
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Everyonespersonaltherapist
That's a lotta butts.
1stCivDiv1371
GoldblumNoises
@Razor10000
KyenneSpice
I'm more disappointed now ☹
Jaguaratron
The talent some people have makes me sad for my mediocrity
Clayman8
Your mediocracy is someone else's role model. Dont sell yourself short, only strive to get better, friend.
This was before smart phones, internet and TV (I think) people (sculptors specifically) didn’t get distracted by sculpture pics on Imgur.
If I were to believe you are average, then you could edit below average Wikipedia articles and make them better
CrunchyLookingLeaf
"Why are all these people who spend 80.hours a week honing a skill more tallented than me?"
jacblake
Nothing wrong with being fairly adequate.
Icedtea077
I see these as their highlight reels. Their failed attempts or practice marbles were definitely lost in time. Keep at it ?
GrepenJapon
Talents don't all get the same level of media attention
dghughes
Mediocre is best. You're not the worst and no need to prove your the best. We can't all be Mozart but we don't need to be bums either.
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Time, dedication, and consistency
swisstraeng
Talent isn't built in one day. Everyone starts at zero. Some may be faster learner however.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Talent, real talent, counts for about 2500 hours of practice iirc. Mastery takes about 10000 hours of practice
adrianontherocks
You are extremely talented at being mediocre
I just give that appearance, I'm pretty mediocre at mediocrity
*gasp* that means you are EXTREMELY skilled in mediocrity. Next you’ll say you’re only mediocre at being mediocre about mediocrity.
But not a 5/7
DaBaDoop
jejune1337
The transparency effect is made by polishing in some grey pigment, in the right places. Some sculptures still baffle me tho…
llcoolj
Back in the days when your boss wasn’t saying “I need this marble sculpture done by the end of the day!!”
Shokanju
It started quite sexy and quickly went downhill. Still gorgeous though!
YourMomWasHere
The physique on the first lass though... My lord
CheeseborgarSoop
Truly, they were masters.
semiAutomaticFun
This is what I absolutely love about Camille Claudel’s work. I was blown away by the veils and the sheer power of emotion. Y’all. Visit the
semiAutomaticFun
Visit the Rodin museum in Philadelphia. Get your mind blown.
ThomasThundersword
This is the culture of the west! this is what men fight and die for no one but a man could possibly have made this act of worship before god
Chronocast
bundleofwoodensticks
Dork ass losers
Treonsebastianverdery
The new ones like these are all in white, the early ones were in color
betelgeux
At the Louvre and Musée d'Orsay I was absolutely bewitched with the sculptures. Some of these look like medusa had a side hustle
rshini
I was at the National Art Gallery in Dublin earlier this month and holy jesus some of the sculptures
Hoiloidl
We visited Villa Boorghese in Rome and were mesmerized by Bernini's Rape of Persephone. Mar(b)vellous!
Meeces
Check out bernini. Ecstasy of st Teresa is a masterpiece
EggFooYung
SFW?
Meeces
Heh yes, she is clothed and it sits in a very small church. However, she is having a literal toe curling orgasm
FrenchTheLlama2
"They were always in the stone, I just set them free"
Tisbutafleshwound
TIL I'm thirsty for stone.
KiwiGameDev
This is a love letter of a man to a woman. Truly, is there an example of a woman making something so beautiful /s
DarkerSavant
Yeah brain brains. Your tongue also knows what licking these would feel like.
kawkamawaq
@op. Y'all need to get cultured. Go Google up some Bernini, Corradini and to be a little extra check out Caillard
StuckHereWithYouAndThoseClowns
Boy oh boy. That Saint Teresa…
Hoiloidl
On our trip to Rome the first stop after we checked in our hotel was Villa Borghese and Berninis Rape of Persephone.
FluffyDon360
If I was rich enough I would commission a statue then have it painted in a hyperrealistic fashion.
borislives
Zeddicuszull
Statues and buildings were all painted during the Roman Era since why not this idea that everything was left blank is due to age
Bogatyr92
Name of the artist?
Sh4dowWalker96
Medusa
xXxRickMoranis420x69xbox360xboxoneVAPExmas1
Darude
GoldFrieza
Sick reference bro
Eomund521
Don't blink
BeardedViking
I blinked.
PapaSez
LariCheltsy
blueKD
TrizzNathaniel
Meeping Angel
Raszagil
I hated when the moved like that. The whole point of weeping angels is that they move so damn fast you don't see them move.
Raszagil
If you happen to see one, its because you blinked just right to catch them before they "killed" you by sending your ass back in time.
MikeRInternetTraveler
You’re only seeing them move 24fps. They’re moving between the frames we see.
thornus67
I hated when they moved on screen at all. Part of the gimmick of the first ep was the viewer watching them also counted as looking at them.
cbjfan
IIRC they were "powering up"
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Is the movie don't blink? I can't find it
IrrelevantHandle
It's a monster from the 2005 Dr Who. The first episode w/ them was called don't blink.
thornus67
The episode was called Blink.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
2005? You make me sad. And old.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Ah, thank you!
casbott
It's good to watch as a stand alone episode, the Doctor is a minor character and it focuses on new only for that episode people. Including
casbott
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
Came here for the callipygous butts, was disappointed
ExileonDaytonStreet
Literally how I read that phrase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4
mmmerf1
I'm here for callimastian reasons myself...
theBonyEaredAssfish
A fellow Adonitologist, I see.
Mxlespxles
DonL9
That first image wasn't a hard wank at all.
GudeStefan
Well, it was “hard”. Get it? Like stone. - Ok, I’ll leave now.
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
We haven't hit.....rock bottom
SJSHARPei
You win.
HedonistBeard
I did once. Would not recommend. Got a crack in one of my handbones, couldn't wank properly for a month.
Pheehelm
Rathan5
Frazz was amazing
aminalhouse
Speaking of both incredible marble sculpting and the butts, where’s the Bernini “rape of proserpina”? One of the most insane pieces
EmptyHouseBurglar
Anything Bernini, ever. He's my fav
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
aminalhouse
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
cal·li·pyg·i·an
(kăl′ə-pĭj′ē-ən) also cal·li·py·gous (-pī′gəs)
adj.
Relating to or having buttocks that are considered beautifully propo
Winterturtle
Thank god for those linguistics classes in college so the phonetics actually mean something to me now. Should really be a high school thing
flaskfullofcoffee
JadeNB1729
Those buttocks are proper propo.
Hammertulski
I’m not an expert but I trust you though, proper propo pro.
YouNeedPeopleLikeMe
That’s very appropro, proper propro pro PR
SLCtechie
if it is butts you’re after, it is butts I deliver: https://i.imgur.com/ebHjWgO
stlouiscardinalsfan7
Fuck you. +1
Electromedy
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Http://butt.holdings
thespyisdead
Those are nice butts
q2grapple
Rathan5
NachoPete
Listen here fucko
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Everyonespersonaltherapist
That's a lotta butts.
1stCivDiv1371
GoldblumNoises
@Razor10000
KyenneSpice
I'm more disappointed now ☹
Jaguaratron
The talent some people have makes me sad for my mediocrity
Clayman8
Your mediocracy is someone else's role model. Dont sell yourself short, only strive to get better, friend.
SJSHARPei
This was before smart phones, internet and TV (I think) people (sculptors specifically) didn’t get distracted by sculpture pics on Imgur.
Treonsebastianverdery
If I were to believe you are average, then you could edit below average Wikipedia articles and make them better
CrunchyLookingLeaf
"Why are all these people who spend 80.hours a week honing a skill more tallented than me?"
jacblake
Nothing wrong with being fairly adequate.
Icedtea077
I see these as their highlight reels. Their failed attempts or practice marbles were definitely lost in time. Keep at it ?
GrepenJapon
Talents don't all get the same level of media attention
dghughes
Mediocre is best. You're not the worst and no need to prove your the best. We can't all be Mozart but we don't need to be bums either.
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Time, dedication, and consistency
swisstraeng
Talent isn't built in one day. Everyone starts at zero. Some may be faster learner however.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Talent, real talent, counts for about 2500 hours of practice iirc. Mastery takes about 10000 hours of practice
adrianontherocks
You are extremely talented at being mediocre
Jaguaratron
I just give that appearance, I'm pretty mediocre at mediocrity
adrianontherocks
*gasp* that means you are EXTREMELY skilled in mediocrity. Next you’ll say you’re only mediocre at being mediocre about mediocrity.
jacblake
But not a 5/7
DaBaDoop