some of these statues are very callipygian (and making a hard opaque stone seems soft and translucent is a goddamn powermove)

Jun 20, 2022 11:33 PM

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The transparency effect is made by polishing in some grey pigment, in the right places. Some sculptures still baffle me tho…

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Back in the days when your boss wasn’t saying “I need this marble sculpture done by the end of the day!!”

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It started quite sexy and quickly went downhill. Still gorgeous though!

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The physique on the first lass though... My lord

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Truly, they were masters.

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This is what I absolutely love about Camille Claudel’s work. I was blown away by the veils and the sheer power of emotion. Y’all. Visit the

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Visit the Rodin museum in Philadelphia. Get your mind blown.

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This is the culture of the west! this is what men fight and die for no one but a man could possibly have made this act of worship before god

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Dork ass losers

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The new ones like these are all in white, the early ones were in color

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At the Louvre and Musée d'Orsay I was absolutely bewitched with the sculptures. Some of these look like medusa had a side hustle

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I was at the National Art Gallery in Dublin earlier this month and holy jesus some of the sculptures

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We visited Villa Boorghese in Rome and were mesmerized by Bernini's Rape of Persephone. Mar(b)vellous!

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Check out bernini. Ecstasy of st Teresa is a masterpiece

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SFW?

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Heh yes, she is clothed and it sits in a very small church. However, she is having a literal toe curling orgasm

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"They were always in the stone, I just set them free"

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TIL I'm thirsty for stone.

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This is a love letter of a man to a woman. Truly, is there an example of a woman making something so beautiful /s

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Yeah brain brains. Your tongue also knows what licking these would feel like.

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@op. Y'all need to get cultured. Go Google up some Bernini, Corradini and to be a little extra check out Caillard

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Boy oh boy. That Saint Teresa…

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On our trip to Rome the first stop after we checked in our hotel was Villa Borghese and Berninis Rape of Persephone.

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If I was rich enough I would commission a statue then have it painted in a hyperrealistic fashion.

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Statues and buildings were all painted during the Roman Era since why not this idea that everything was left blank is due to age

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Name of the artist?

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Medusa

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Darude

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Sick reference bro

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Don't blink

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I blinked.

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Meeping Angel

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I hated when the moved like that. The whole point of weeping angels is that they move so damn fast you don't see them move.

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If you happen to see one, its because you blinked just right to catch them before they "killed" you by sending your ass back in time.

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You’re only seeing them move 24fps. They’re moving between the frames we see.

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I hated when they moved on screen at all. Part of the gimmick of the first ep was the viewer watching them also counted as looking at them.

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IIRC they were "powering up"

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Is the movie don't blink? I can't find it

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It's a monster from the 2005 Dr Who. The first episode w/ them was called don't blink.

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The episode was called Blink.

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2005? You make me sad. And old.

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Ah, thank you!

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It's good to watch as a stand alone episode, the Doctor is a minor character and it focuses on new only for that episode people. Including

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Carrie Mulligan just before she became big …

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Came here for the callipygous butts, was disappointed

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Literally how I read that phrase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azesI46Vds4

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I'm here for callimastian reasons myself...

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A fellow Adonitologist, I see.

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That first image wasn't a hard wank at all.

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Well, it was “hard”. Get it? Like stone. - Ok, I’ll leave now.

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We haven't hit.....rock bottom

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You win.

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I did once. Would not recommend. Got a crack in one of my handbones, couldn't wank properly for a month.

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Frazz was amazing

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Speaking of both incredible marble sculpting and the butts, where’s the Bernini “rape of proserpina”? One of the most insane pieces

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Anything Bernini, ever. He's my fav

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cal·li·pyg·i·an

 (kăl′ə-pĭj′ē-ən) also cal·li·py·gous (-pī′gəs)

adj.

Relating to or having buttocks that are considered beautifully propo

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Thank god for those linguistics classes in college so the phonetics actually mean something to me now. Should really be a high school thing

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Those buttocks are proper propo.

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I’m not an expert but I trust you though, proper propo pro.

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That’s very appropro, proper propro pro PR

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if it is butts you’re after, it is butts I deliver: https://i.imgur.com/ebHjWgO

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Fuck you. +1

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Those are nice butts

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Listen here fucko

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That's a lotta butts.

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@Razor10000

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I'm more disappointed now ☹

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The talent some people have makes me sad for my mediocrity

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Your mediocracy is someone else's role model. Dont sell yourself short, only strive to get better, friend.

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This was before smart phones, internet and TV (I think) people (sculptors specifically) didn’t get distracted by sculpture pics on Imgur.

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If I were to believe you are average, then you could edit below average Wikipedia articles and make them better

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"Why are all these people who spend 80.hours a week honing a skill more tallented than me?"

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Nothing wrong with being fairly adequate.

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I see these as their highlight reels. Their failed attempts or practice marbles were definitely lost in time. Keep at it ?

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Talents don't all get the same level of media attention

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Mediocre is best. You're not the worst and no need to prove your the best. We can't all be Mozart but we don't need to be bums either.

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Time, dedication, and consistency

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Talent isn't built in one day. Everyone starts at zero. Some may be faster learner however.

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Talent, real talent, counts for about 2500 hours of practice iirc. Mastery takes about 10000 hours of practice

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You are extremely talented at being mediocre

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I just give that appearance, I'm pretty mediocre at mediocrity

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*gasp* that means you are EXTREMELY skilled in mediocrity. Next you’ll say you’re only mediocre at being mediocre about mediocrity.

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But not a 5/7

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