222 pts ยท July 31, 2014
Honestly, this movie was worth making just for the reviews it's spawned. They are absolute gold.
Only if you have a nice Dominican cigar to go with it.
Wasn't Cad Bane waaay before Boba Fett's time?
Not really; one of them is a total pussy and he got in.
This is distressingly accurate. Source: married 20+ years. (Love you, honey!)
I bought my NES in 8th grade with funds made entirely through selling Blow Pops and Now&Laters.
I prefer my testicles where they are, thanks.
That's a lot of goddamn pixels.
-George Carlin (paraphrased)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are dumber than that."
And wear sensible shoes!
For god sake, don't touch any doorknobs.
BASSETS, ffs phone. /3
And just lets them go when she gets tired of it. Baskets are weird. /2
My dog likes to catch them. She doesn't hurt them, she just holds them in her mouth while they buzz furiously, /1
Would bust out the torches and pitchforks. /2
This comment section is what I love about imgur. If you posted this on something like ifunny the misogynistic incel alt-right wannabes /1
And each and every person driving those vehicles will vote to reelect Paul (and McConnel)./2
Sadly, having lived in KY, I can attest to two things: every third vehicle will have a "support our troops" sticker, /1
And I'm glad I did. It was a goddamn gem. /2
I really didn't think that was going to be a good movie; I only saw it because my daughter wanted to. /1
Japanese whiskey is overrated. Fight me.
Evidently even that token gesture goes out the window with a little rain.
Technically, yes. But they're really too bony.
HUMPERDINCKHUMPERDINCKHUMPERDINCK!
Sure it isn't, scooter.
We should all aspire to be half as edgy as soonthisaccountwillbebannedbecauseyoupussiesareeasilyoffended.
I have a shepard/Jack Russel mix who possesses this level of fuckit.
Honestly, this movie was worth making just for the reviews it's spawned. They are absolute gold.
Only if you have a nice Dominican cigar to go with it.
Wasn't Cad Bane waaay before Boba Fett's time?
Not really; one of them is a total pussy and he got in.
This is distressingly accurate. Source: married 20+ years. (Love you, honey!)
I bought my NES in 8th grade with funds made entirely through selling Blow Pops and Now&Laters.
I prefer my testicles where they are, thanks.
That's a lot of goddamn pixels.
-George Carlin (paraphrased)
"Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are dumber than that."
And wear sensible shoes!
For god sake, don't touch any doorknobs.
BASSETS, ffs phone. /3
And just lets them go when she gets tired of it. Baskets are weird. /2
My dog likes to catch them. She doesn't hurt them, she just holds them in her mouth while they buzz furiously, /1
Would bust out the torches and pitchforks. /2
This comment section is what I love about imgur. If you posted this on something like ifunny the misogynistic incel alt-right wannabes /1
And each and every person driving those vehicles will vote to reelect Paul (and McConnel)./2
Sadly, having lived in KY, I can attest to two things: every third vehicle will have a "support our troops" sticker, /1
And I'm glad I did. It was a goddamn gem. /2
I really didn't think that was going to be a good movie; I only saw it because my daughter wanted to. /1
Japanese whiskey is overrated. Fight me.
Evidently even that token gesture goes out the window with a little rain.
Technically, yes. But they're really too bony.
HUMPERDINCKHUMPERDINCKHUMPERDINCK!
Sure it isn't, scooter.
We should all aspire to be half as edgy as soonthisaccountwillbebannedbecauseyoupussiesareeasilyoffended.
I have a shepard/Jack Russel mix who possesses this level of fuckit.