Jeez

Aug 4, 2018 9:23 AM

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Big boi

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I wish I lived in Florida so I could catch one these big fuckers

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Subnautica? I love that game!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone noticed that fish was dying and was upside down??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/a/teTQMxz

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least 12

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ok what is going on here?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

there's always a bigger fish

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on the tarpon, the little fish has a vore fetish and is feeding the ducks in his stomach as we speak.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's always a bigger dick

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Natur is so beautiful

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he ded

7 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 4

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The smaller one looks already weak. Maybe swimming upside down?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope! Just sleeping with the fishes

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone else hear the TNG de-cloaking sound effect?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP little fishy, life is difficult when you so smol

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That fish was already dying, it's swimming around upside down...prob made it easier to catch, lol

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Swimming upside down is hilarious though, I can understand why that fish would do it!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The big fish is a tarpon. They can grow up to 350 lbs and 8 feet long. They have no teeth.

7 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I hear they're also a very fun fish to catch

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have been fishing for baby tarpon but never caught one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edible?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Technically, yes. But they're really too bony.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"He's gonna nibble on the green bit...silly fish....OH NO".

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably a smaller fish that pretends to be sick, is resistent to digestive juices and eats it's attacker from the inside out!?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Australia?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And now I'm afraid of the open ocean again.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s always a bigger fish

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ok, I'm taking bets on how long it takes before someone comments "there's always a bigger fish"

7 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 6

There's always a bigger fish.

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

I cast summon bigger fish.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want the gif

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A fish in hand is worth two in the bush

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A platitude a day keeps friends at bay.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the fish is always greener on the other side

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Ha jokes on you, it was a "reaction" not a "comment"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fishes get stitches.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A fish in time saves nine.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

A fish in hand is much better than any number feet to wander.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We'll cross that fish when we get to it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never look a gift fish in the mouth.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's always a bigger fish.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s plenty more bigger fish in the sea

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One fish two fish

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha 'lifts legs from water' hahaha 'powerwalks home' hahaha 'lays in bed in fetus position'

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tarpon!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd have been seriously disappointed if this hadn't been top comment

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1-day review: well, fuck....faith in humanity diminishes a little more...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There it is!

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I regret that i have but one upvote to give.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@ExtraUpvote

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1'd!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did I just watch a fish die?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something something always a bigger something.

7 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 5

Something something darkside

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fish

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Something something uhhh... finds a way

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I understood that something

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Something something more fish in the sea

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wtf is that bigger fish

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Musky

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God damn

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain how long the fish just swims around in the dude's stomach before digestion starts?

7 years ago | Likes 803 Dislikes 7

Three to five.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Bout tree fiddy

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 10

Yes

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's been 86 years...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

According to the bible it'll be fine for three days and three nights.

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

This is the correct answer (and *Bible because proper noun)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just keep swimming?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I takes about three fiddy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

42

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

I really wish I hadn't lost Hitchhikers' Guide while I was reading it smh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

about 3 time

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

3

7 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 7

Totally! Just 3

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

3 speed?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Oddly I was gonna say three also

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fiddy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

maybe 4

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.50

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Definitely three.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most likely the big fish expels the water and the little fish will go straight to the stomach.

7 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

So besides being eaten, it also get choked.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then swims around within stomach for exactly

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

3.

7 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Good qs. I guess that when the stomach acids finally reach the brain, it stops being able to swim. But it’s being digested before then.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It'll suffocate before then.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think you’re right.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the water taken in with the fish is expelled through the gills. Fish goes into stomach w/o water and compressed by stomach. 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 462 Dislikes 1

2/2 Little fish probably suffocates quickly and hopefully since he's compressed in the stomach he can't breathe in stomach acid.

7 years ago | Likes 392 Dislikes 0

Gills are pretty easy to get to and are very delicate. I'd give 99% chance that it's a shitty death

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ha LOSER!, I could breath stomach acid ever since I turned 3

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 8

Daaaaaamn! Thank you!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nature is kind to fish, they don't have the same nervous system we do, in that they can't feel tactile pain like mammals do.

7 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 6

Surely they feel some kind of pain? It's a handy sense to have for self-preservation.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seatttlite here. I got some hippie-ass, born in 1996+ neighbors who would argue you on that... and literally everything else.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Hey assholes I wasn't stating my opinion. I was simply saying I hate my lazy ass, sublime-listening neighbors

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Scientists would argue with you about that too https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/fish-feel-pain-180967764/

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nature is rarely so kind. Ever seen a hyena tear the asshole and ballsack from a fully aware buffalo? I hope you're right, but I doubt it.

7 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 5

nature doesn't evolve to benefit the food.. only the eater

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The gills are probably digested rather fast. As soft and large surface-to-mass ratio they need for their function.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I read girls and not gills. Was confused.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I haven't. Could someone help me?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's floating around here somewhere, I'm sure it'll be reposted soon..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/6XdMHqY

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why did I click on this

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently, in its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a…thousand years.

7 years ago | Likes 1051 Dislikes 7

Well 1000 years of pain? They would die after 3 days without water

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

7 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 1

You clever nerf-herder.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And no matter how bad the fans cry, you die. No escape via jetpack, blasters or thermal detonators. Just dead.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What I don't understand is why nobody tried to research the sarlac, because it apparently holds the secrets to immortality.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The fact that this never ends is irrationally irritating to me. Why have you used the power of the perfect loop for evil?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly where my mind went!!

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I found this way funnier than I should've. I can't even look at it without laughing.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Unless you are lucky and find a broken ship there that you can use to make fire so the smoke gets the fish to sneeze you back into the ocean

7 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 2

Giupetto?

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Job

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You mean Jonah

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Baron Munchhausen

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol what's that from I can't remember

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Supersize Me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SHAME!!!!

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

CRUCIFY HIM! GIVE US BARABAS INSTEAD!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol, whats this from I cant remember

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's Star Wars

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had the titular line in star wars.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol I've only seen the meme from that scene. I've actually only ever seen episode one.....I am ashamed to admit it

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1