bob3rt

49528 pts ยท July 13, 2013


About Me: https://imgur.com/HIpu7Ic Shamless Selfie: https://imgur.com/6PlRXhI

Picture me under a blood red moon I'll make your eyes go yellow make turn your skin blue

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At the bottom of the ocean fish won't judge you by your thoughts.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your milk has gone bad if it has chunks

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you know only a married couple showing her dad shes gonna have babies is the only acceptable way of saying I've been fucking your daughter

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a software engineer I also relate on degrees other engineers dont want me to.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how the mom/dad was like "So that's how you're getting down the stairs huh?"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Geno OP af fam.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shit they can fly now?!" - Bird. Probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Big Bad Derp

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's even better when the Dragonborn also has Lycanthropy. Wait... that's the Underworld series nvm.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing that makes this the best is the @OPs username

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Best companion so much so I made a mod to make he marriable.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Ghost heard walkies too

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dog Whistles is more like it

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I'd like that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. I just saw you asked for them in your inbox and I wanted to see them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@OP I wanna know the conversational openers you got.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't know crocs listned to dubstep.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd go back two years too if I could

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cleanest way to put it, but damn do I hate ternary operations

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

double scoping like a noob. That'll cost ya.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shut up and dance.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Huskies are part liquid.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also Geralt had to go through the horribly painful Trail of the Grasses to get his powers.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's his game though. He's a predator posing as a pitiful house pet. Once he has you he drags you down and sucks you life away. Fuck Jerry

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Be glad they don't show Ghost, that means he makes it the whole way.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

tf are you doing pettin my doggo

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0