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Harvesting wild honey
Jan 9, 2018 11:36 AM
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Skande
I know what the title wanted this to be, but I found it horribly unsettling to watch. Moreso with the thought of OP being turned on by it...
jessneko
Luthrid
Ah delicious and deathly hornet honey, the kind of fizzing and death you expect from space bees. Also wild honey tastes like the flowers.
itsoveranakinihavethehighgroundYOUWEREMYBROTHERANAKIN
mi17ke
It would be better if this was apricot filling. Mmmm... apricot filling..
Ellkyi
My great-grandfather took in natural honey ???? everyday of his life and lived a full life. He was a potent man even at old age.
Kifferallein
I have the sweetest boner right now
YouArePlayingTheGame
Dispari
Why the hell would you do this over carpet? One person bumps into that tin and it's all over.
HeyWaze
pretty sure this is grand larceny.. those bees worked a long ass time putting this together
rabidCOVIDphysician
For anyone else without a yard but who wants too beekeep: they now make small hives that hang like a bird feeder. Also Mail order bee queens
JunglePygmy
Thats some ripe ass honey
wishdale
Larvaes included
AntTrapHouse
I would love to keep bees just for the amazing honey.
SethJerome
Jomini001
Boy opinel's are great knives.
OliverKlozoff1269
Best knife I've ever had. I carry and 11 daily
quickie164164164
EthanW87
TRYPTOPHOBIA!
dhsikxbwsidkdmnekdkdnb
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RockPapersBeer
I had to scroll far too far to find this...
GodThisIsntEasy
Something just doesn't seem right
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
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talos2
Oxycodont
I used to have that exact knife! Its french, and had a really unique locking mechanism
OliverKlozoff1269
Opinel.
RhasKage
Is there anyone else who is not happy about how un-neat(is this a word) the first 6 cuts are ? Wait its just me
vanderzee
me too, i din't like to cuts att all.
RelartOfGivia
Damn knife is dull as shit
DelightfullyOdd
I dunno why but oozing honeycomb gives me the heebie-jeebies. It's the holes, I think.
Strawberrycookies
Yep! Hubby just freaked watching it because of the oozing holes, haha
Kuremisago
Trypophobia
Exouse
I genuine thought this was a really disgusting fish for. the first 25 seconds!
Marikhen
No shit. I was wondering if this is how zombies got caviar for about the same amount of time.
ursuschapinus
I was like wtf is this. It fucked with my mind for a while.
ThisGalSaidSomething
Glad I’m not the only one
Withcharitytowardnone
I still do. What are we looking at?
Exouse
Honey... I think
DivineOlive
I thought it was an infested leg for a sec. Lol
HelloToe
https://imgur.com/LVGqOf0
gman41750
Thought it was a big O reptile of some sort.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
And thus the annual grease harvest began.
Spacebandit
majorminers
Welp...I was drooling til I read your comment.
CalmYourTits85
That’s a shit ton of bee vomit.
SpaceEagle63
I first read this as anal grease.
5P4C3M4N
Omg so did I
mons1292
Samesies.
MrWoland
*honey
FBKatB3TAdotcom
Sshh don't spoil it for the idiots and fucktards
Stigl
Yes dear?
Vegonbrei
Why is the baby on fire?
Mordin
Buy me more jewlery!
aPokal
It isn't. I put alu foil around it.
sniper3kgt
Is it just me, or did I just see a fly get stuck in the honey about 10 seconds in?
theactualfrickinmoon
He ded.
zombiebatman
I thought it was a fish for the first 5 seconds.
DM2323
just a little extra protein bruh
gogogadgetharikari
What a woooooorld!-fly
pluviofile
Careful review... it flew away. We're good!
WardSharlow
You know what they say: You catch more flies with honey.
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mirrelle
Who thought vomit could taste so good, bees are magical.
Jabberwotchi
Fly just kamikaze'd in all 'worth it'
DeakVanNyke
I think... I HOPE it flew away (just before the horizontal cut) and didnt stuck in the crack. :S :S
idontenglishsorry
It didnt
IJustReallyLikeFrogs
Extra protein.
flapperfemmefatale
I thought it was a bee at first and imagined him freaking out about what's happening to his home
LittleLadyChaos
Same!!
JackMolotov
"Man I had my fucking Gogh in there! Fuck!"
Affray
It'll be candied by the time they get to it, should be fine.
BigAZNMan
Flies like sugar?
Ruhig
It's centrifuged and filtered, so it'd get pulled out with the rest of the particulate. Unless they just eat it with their hands right after
Sirsir94
Its 99% pure
TuboThePanda
You weren't the only one mate
IamNotANihilist
pleaseuseotherdoor
Protein.
MrNightfish
Wouldn't have happened if he'd used vinegar. Rookie mistake.
FernandoRumdebum
WE ALL KNOW YOU DELETED YOUR COMMENT. COWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!
SergeiBoobtitsky
Fun fact, you actually catch more flies with vinegar than honey.
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Ansatsunin
... Or, you know, you made a joke, he knew that, but just added an interesting aside.
Aelok
I don't know anything about harvesting honey but I cant help but feel like this was horribly inefficient.
BarbeeAnne1954
It's wild honey.
TigerThatcould
He just wanted to use his big Opinel.
percivaldanvers
I thought this was some weird fish
Draxedz
Thought it was some weird as bird in the beginning.
metalfoto
I thought it was a kind of white weird kebab
Justsayinthis
them bedu Arabs like it raw. I wanted to taste that...
DeakVanNyke
I harvested once honey from domesticated bees (40 hives). We get the frames and put 3x in a centrifuge. Spin, flip, spin, reload.
Tenzn
3x must have taken I while for 40 hives. Do you sell?
DeakVanNyke
I was young back then so didnt care about the yield but yeah my granma sells it with potatoes, sunflower seed ect. on the farmers market
DeakVanNyke
took about 2 days for the whole family with 3 centrifuges. I was spinning like crazy but good my right arm is strong, haha.
Tenzn
+1 respect.
DeakVanNyke
https://basilandbees.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/img_4610.jpg
DeakVanNyke
https://photos.travelblog.org/Photos/22827/582936/f/5931459-Centrifuge_Extracts_Honey-0.jpg
Maclarion
He wasn't harvesting the honey; he was harvesting the stick.
th3renegade
Stick win every time
Tenzn
Honey is useless. Now a stick, that's what you want.
Cornholyith
Break stick. Now two sticks. Stick win every time.
Tenzn
facts.
BeerandCats
Get a box and a centrifuge, est less wax and less comb
TonyBalogna
Pretty sure you can get that at Walmart.
DiabolicalStench
Eat it like a corndog, bees and all!
DanSeavey
This isn't honey from western or European honeybees (Apis Mellifera) The wax has a different consistency and the honey cells are too deep.
therobisaur
It's a hive attached to a branch... I imagine they're not worried about all of that.
Zedd990
wild bees?
ConsecutiveIntegers
I thought you could eat the comb
fulminatrix
You can. No cheese plate is truly complete without honeycomb.
Sqwuid
I used to chew it like gum
conemanthebongbarian
Mmmmmmm... candleiscious
BeerandCats
You can eat the peel off a banana as well, I just don't suggest it
vahnn
i eet roks
saintxjustice
One would think since it spends about 90% of its life covered in honey it would be pretty good... Except at the end of the day it's just wax
strideo
It's not bad in small quantities. People have gotten much more picky about their foods lately like people who have to remove every trace -
strideo
of pith from an orange wedge or they won't eat it.
Waaahmbulance
TIL pith
usersubbordercontrol
Just not at tasty for some. You CAN also eat a handful of shit. Doesn't mean I want to
MostLikelyPooping
^ Would rather eat a bag of dicks.
Sheari
https://dicksbymail.com/