bitetheasp

554 pts ยท September 2, 2018


#23 That's a good spood. Unless that was a pet rat. In which case, bad spood.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#46 ah, basically 5th grade for me...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm out in the country, which is why I'm so surprised to have not heard them. Time to really disturb some of them! (sarcasm)

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somehow I've never heard one do that. Weird.

4 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I live in FL and I'll see them occasionally in my yard. Thankfully I've never been stung by one.

4 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but we can't end things when there are memes to read.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Oh, no. What a terrible thing that would be!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#50 I've known since 5th grade. To the point, my mom stopped worrying about what would happen to me after she passed away.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels like one of the most aggressively horny dumps I've seen in quite some time. 10/10

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oops, got lost in the sea of old white men.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder the context, though. Dubya is like the only real surprise, to me.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I want her to throw me.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Women prefer petite, pretty men with huge tits?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Another one: lightswitches. If they do work: good dream. If they don't: NIGHTMARE.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#44 this is one of the surefire ways for me to trigger the dream to become a nightmare

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 is making me tear up more than I thought it would.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was a burn out by middle school. It started in 5th grade and just got worse and worse until 8th.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

She is easily the most attractive woman I've ever seen.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 I'll be this person JUST to be that person, no matter my friendship level in that group. As a kid, I was always the ignored one, so I know that pain.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, especially now that Cheney's gone

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

W was not good, but he definitely wasn't the worst.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

#8 I am bi, so as far as I'm concerned, both are overdressed.

#14 Apparently, I'm also a girl.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

...rolly pollies are cute, though.

4 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

#30 Stone. It's now a display piece.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 I love Doug...Or should I say, Cesar, the Murder Bear!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kevin Sorbo wasn't on Babylon 5. Are you thinking of Andromeda?

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Especially if you pull the same face.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 Mine is only 2 hours long, I can't afford to lose one.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But I once said that on reddit and someone replied with a pretty useless "nah, we have those in our country and we just do the straw thing"

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 For me, I just take the straw out and gently shake it back and forth for a few seconds and that usually works.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0