expiredgiftedandtalentedstudent
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Nov 4, 2025 9:38 PM
expiredgiftedandtalentedstudent
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cytherians
#16 --- that's optimistic. Mine usually shows up like this:
https://imgur.com/7DTqA6g
Laserbot1
Clever girl
TheUnnamedPoet
#1 - I mean.. It's technically a nude, right?
JT1984
#2 time to start helicoptering backwards now.
EatPieLander
#8
CaptSchmidtGaming
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
#31 I mean what else you supposed to do
noReallyIamPrincessBob
#35 Bull shit - how tall would those pigeons have to be for them to be towering over the height of someone’s head plus a camera? A foot and a half? Two feet tall?
SecondSince
#8 He drew a deep breath. "Well, I'm back," he said. "So you wanna start with your potatoes..."
WackyWavingFlailingArmTubeMan
#10 what a legend
carbonr1
#22 Amusing... but nah bro. Electrical vacuums aren't designed for ANY spilled liquids, except the ones that are, obviously. Maybe you just found it funny 'cause you were maggotted on Tequila. Bah ba badda ba ba bah...Buh da budda budda ba... The RHOOMBA !
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That's not a K-pop boy band, it's a 1965 rock band.
gardengnomeii
Sebastopol140
Agreed.
GoblinTit
#13 Too bad that robot doesn't eat your fucking censorship.
Spudd86
#15 yes, but it's the flour not the egg that does it
Sebastopol140
#1 It's art AND it's very sexy.
CombatWombatBlend
If he didn't immediately beg for a pic without underwear next, he's not on her level.
TheYoungerLance
You find a human like that, you cherish it.
A1ekazam
#1 would drive me wild. I'd probably marry her.
UptightBanana
#1 I like it when a woman leaves something to the imagination.
IUpvoteFuturama
#2 I must have made a mistake because now my cock is just flashing on and off.
KiddR78
I’m not sure if I should set mine to AM or PM
nomoralcompasss
#35 I have seen this for the nth time and they remind me of villagers from Minecraft.
dooremouse
#1 imaginative as hell. Definitely would get my attention in ways that are more important than my sex drive.
CommanderMarcus
Artistic interpretation of a pixelated femme fatale, minus the femme.
3Davideo
#7 By making sure they have adequate vision correction?
Sebastopol140
#35 Wow, those are fucking huge pigeons!!
YippeeKayakOB
#2
PalaverQuader
#1 almost no pixels left in this one. where do they go?
GigiDundas
To your mom's house
KiddR78
Where do they come from, where do they go?
bigboneded
#6 I'm going to start saying "(food) appointment" to the host/hostess at restaurants where I have a reservation, from now on.
counterintel
My friend couldn't remember the word reservation in a haze of bong smoke so he said "I Have.. I have a....an appointment for food"
cytherians
#35 - pigeons be like "Hey buddy, this is OUR spot. Now scram, lest we pepper you with poop!"
#37 - second scooter back "Why is the 1st scooter in color, and the rest of us are in black & white?"
MichelLoves
Can we please stop circulating the old coyote/cat post. It’s been posted here countless times and I’m tired of being reminded about animal death 🙃
EpochEclipse
Charlie Kirk is still funny though, right?
MichelLoves
100%. keep that content flowing
EatPieLander
#8
4Astaroth
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aGU2NDAzbzA1bXo4eWJldHlmbjI4dnkzcTdmeGIzb3ZieXU0bjlvaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dWH9z44C5m0wa0CAmB/200w.webp
EatPieLander
Thx! Sorta cheated here in that I think this is the big meal the adventurers create in Bilbo's "hobbit hole" in the first prequel LoTR movie.
4Astaroth
That's okay. Food is food and it looks awesome.
EatPieLander
Thx! My baking never looks so perfect, but it does taste pretty good; here's an apple & cranberry pie for ur comment.