bigdp55

111 pts ยท January 17, 2018


games and food and stuff

But you dont kick in the side of the door with the screws...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you cant eat it, its not a donut. Go away, heretic.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Emotional support animals for the unloved.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eddie Murphy was the Alien?!?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Big kitties, or a post of midgets?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guy could have at least opened the beer first. What a jerk.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure his hat landed on the camera man's head. That's the real trick here!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Name them all George Foreman

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You talk about the secret menu, you will be silenced.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The blue screen gave me a heart tremor.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, what's HP sauce, and do I need it in my life? Also, blood pudding should earn a downvote, but this time, I'll let it slide.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why does pikachu have a lightsaber?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Obviously not a Ford truck. Possibly Ford train though...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well well well, look what we have here.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And poutine

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well it wouldn't have been, but we sat out the first quarter to let you little guys build up an advantage.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

We like to come from behind to pull out the win at the last second. Check out WWII for reference. We like good underdog stories.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Isn't that why you raise pigs?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

While this may sound sexist due to the first sentence, it really is important to tighten again after allowing the equipment to "settle." /

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make KFC Great Again!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No one needs that kind of negativity

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know what this is, but I'm pretty sure I want it in my mouth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He just cast enervate and succeeded on his touch check.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I know a guy that sells cabinets. You know, to help organize that garage.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Balls of the same diameter as the bore of the gun would weigh one pound.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was close though. Gauge is the number of lead balls of that bore diameter that it would take to equal a pound. If 4 gauge, then 4 lead...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Performance Enhancing Droids

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This has to be against some sort of fair play rules. He needs to be tested for PED's or something.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does it rule them all, though?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just turn your head and boom, perfect hair shift. Seen it work many times in cartoons and anime.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0