beshi

4120 pts ยท May 9, 2012


Repost - but I understand the feeling. Today is my last day of employment, so I'm doing that dance all the way into retirement!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that is just one of MANY reasons why I will only ever have dogs for pets.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All this fabulousness! The things I do while I'm drunk usually have me searching for my dignity the next day.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damnit, you stole my line.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are you the Jenny McCarthy for dogs? You may opt for titer tests to see if your dog needs "boosters" for anything, but get the puppy shots.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lookit all those people photobombing that poor dog

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you're breath is WAY worse than mine

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's an annoying ass

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I told him to stay out of my food bowl!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but you've still been all up in her business...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well gee... when you say it like that, it's really not that impressive after all!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A mother would practically do ANYTHING for the love of a daughter...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The title did not say "Dog Protects Owner From SMART Robber"

8 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 1

It is obvious he doesn't trust you that the water is warm enough. And did you use a Potato cam for filming?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean "This way we can't tell IF he's Asian" DUH!!!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'd hate my parents too if they made me wear that costume!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And 10 of them cost the same as 40 regular band-aids

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She'll never get a role in a horror movie

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most guys I know would have asked to see her hooters, not her hooter...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were GRABOIDS... which eventually mutate into ass-blasters

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

their class time disciplining kids because parents don't. Parents need to get off their damn cell phones and act like parents.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY - Raising the kids is the PARENT'S job, yours is to educate them only. Pisses me off when I hear teachers say they spend half 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but I don't see any correlation between the two. One is forced on you when you are very young and the other is your own choice...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More people need to realize they SHOULDN'T have kids - if you aren't willing to sacrifice 20 years of your life for them, DON'T HAVE KIDS!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too many people have this everything-will-be-perfect fantasy of having kids. It's a lot of hard work and your life changes immensely. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you... I just spit my drink all over my keyboard when I read this!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most media employees sign contracts stating they can be fired for things they post on social media if it reflects negatively on the company.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

EVERYONE is in the YOU'RE FUCKED zone though if Yellowstone blows...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or they are big enough to protect their toenails, it would hurt like hell to hit them directly on anything.

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