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aquamaniam
Idiocracy is coming true
JupitersWitch
"My pussy was single" Winner of the Best Comment on Twitter award.
alwaysupvotefuturama
RicketyRicketyCrickety
My IQ dropped a few notches reading this.
IWasToldThereWasCake
Sold his dog for concert tickets? Wow
GoldenSour2
Ahbaddon
AgentChicago
This should be called " days of our thighs"
HoneyBadgerSC05
Just need someone with amnesia and it'd be a full on soapy
HippDeutschMan
swimmer07
So, is the dog okay?
swatz
Sounds like the dog is probably the best one. He got out of that shit show.
gaerte
Finally somebody is getting to the real story here. Fetus, shmeetus. I want to know about the dog.
SexualConsent
Bet that guy wants to do a fetus deletus
imooforyou
Yeah that kid is fucked anyways. I am absolutely livid about the dog part. I'd have gone John Wick on her ass.
mtallmen184
Depends on if they sold it to another owner or a Chinese restaurant
DreadPierateRoberts
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TheBorkIsStrongInThisOne
Fumoufu
Should abort it
MyLifeIsPrettyOK
My pussy... Was single. Simply the best line in the English language.
TrevonNorton1
igetanxiouscomingupwithusernames
I for one miss "Her coupon game was so raw the store owed her $100"
claudesniper
The store owed her 8 dollars, and the original price of the items before coupons was over 1000 bucks
Hutchy01
Viva la Pluto, fuck you.
LoveMakinDinosaur
Yes, viva!
kanybal
I know the whole thing is probably 100% bullshit but I just LOVE the way she kept her cool on this one. "Yup, I stand by what I said"
ElemenopCueAre
What a disgusting Mother-to-be.
LythronaxMagnaLacus
I thought it was "cellar door"
Doctadeth
More like bottomless chasm amiright
annibe11e
Good way to describe an open marriage.
ReadOnlyMemories
Calling it "English" might be a bit of a stretch really.
catapulter
calling it a stretched pussy.
VortecK20
Swing and a miss.
bachterman
um-glish.
poughdrew
TheDeanofLean
Grab them by it
Circosys
The flow of this gif is impeccable!
eskimowins
Is there anybody out there that could possibly believe this is real? Finding such a person would be more incredible than the story itself.
Wussgoodbruh
Before I learned about the holocaust I had a hard time believing there was anyone out there who could want to eradicate a whole ethnic group
ReaLifeSmeagol
I've been alive long enough to know that this could indeed be real. People like this actually exist.
SaintCuntyMcFuckOff
JSteady331
Never
SaintCuntyMcFuckOff
thatdamnguy1
xenwall
I have genuinely never seen this without laser beams coming out of his eyes before. Thank you for the pleasant surprise.
DrFlammenwerfen
Someone should edit it so that when he is about to put his glasses back on he leans forward again and does the laser eyes.
UrsaUrsa
Yeah, the lack of laser beams was unexpected more than certain other religious servants in crimson garments.
TheHawkRules
sas123567
Can I ask what this meme means and how it started?
Tiro1000
https://redd.it/7bnc29 I made an /r/outoftheloop thread on reddit about this. Hope this helps.
dantonic
diaetsaft
I will always upvote this reponse
Satsugaisuru
If it's true, I am really concerned for the life of the expected babies. :/
WhataboutBobWiley
So retweet her post?
DixonHillPrivateEye
I'm sure they have bright futures, bright futures.
chiefwill
They ded
SpaceEagle63
Still a better love story than Twilight
minerhole
stop using this cringy line yo
beshi
Damnit, you stole my line.
rodypp
That's so outdated.
Imhonestlypartying
JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
Jaron58
dogestyle
wait until the midget stripper gets out of the cupboard closet
RacistCoffee
Fake as fuck, i could litterally retweet that thread saying Nathan gave me aids, and youd all eat it up.
Bigben1592
Somebody protect the toaster
DubyaDidNothingWrong
you just brought back so many memories
RayMC
Danquan masterrace, unite!
Drasham
I get this reference!
snickerdougal
My first thought was Team Toaster! Glad somebody else is on the same page
Nox8412
I'll bitch slap anyone who tries to have cello practice right about now
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
*banjo sounds play in the distance*
LittleE92
Do we have any recent updates on that saga
Blackcloudonetyone
Team toaster!
bangersandmash
Yay!! #teamtoaster
DixonHillPrivateEye
I'll bring the Jimmy johns!
Ginocide
ithinkitsthisone
TheOneWhoCutsTheCheese
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Rule 125: there is a perfect reaction gif for any and everything.
LychFinderGeneral
Alivid
This is exactly what a expect Lil pump fans to be like
uptaco
This makes it even better with the top comment directly above it.
Gorillionare
quattroformaggix4
.
YacoXocaY
readthebio
DanQualeGarageSale
You win
PinkEater
UrsaUrsa
"I missed."
toxichorsepucky
“Whaddya mean you missed?”
UrsaUrsa
"I missed." *shrugs*
KurokoAS
QuiteADapperAsshole
So is your pussy single?
WallpaperProblems
Depends. You into fucking Cats?
fskn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzQjht4h4U
afriendofmine
I fucking love that musical!
WallpaperProblems
Fuck that was good
Lamech777
Myfurryfingerupyourbutt
wherearemytesticles
A cat is fine too...
FvcktangularBondulance
Goddamn you dipped back a damn decade for that one. Respect.
RayMC
Can someone please explain?
LeavingHotelGuest
WAIT I AM CONFUSION?
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RipleyNotTheComputer
If you have to force it, it’s probably shit
Ahbaddon
You're right.
BlackTrashTiger
NOW I AM BECOME CONFUSION, IMPREGNATOR OF GIRLS.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
And in that moment, I swear we were all confusion.
Humblecandy
Aren't we all
SometimesIdontwanttolaugh
Canteu
I AM ERROR
Kalutty
Deep inside... we're all confusion,
eetsumkaus
my life motto
yuugian
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
DarksteelPenguin
We're all confusion now
Sammyv17
Block me back on
airmack
Everything is cut off or cut on. Your power gets shut off? You call the power company and ask them to cut it back on.
ConvokeMyropolist
hi confusion, i'm dad.
IceWeaselX
Apparently, so is he.
MrTroysWildRide
So underrated. +1
doesmyusernamereallymatter
MadDrDrillBit
1+0=3
SkyGraveFyreKeeper
-1 = 4 kwik maffs
Peopleschump
Done.
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
We all are, Nathan, we all are.
lithorias
https://youtu.be/gpH7e-TSucA
SomeRandomNobhead
Haha
quattroformaggix4
i am so pleased I bothered opening that. GOLD!
iUsed2LikeBulge
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/v6P8QmDS0Q4
SlaaneshTentacles
That's exactly what I thought of!
SparklingCockWaffle
Made me think of impractical jokers "tis confusion!"
ImCherokeeJack
He is bamboozle.
SensibleChuckleNorris
I'm confusion, I was there that night, I am dadman
aninvisiblemaniac
I have become the embodiment of confusion. all sense falls into darkness. wut?
Morg729
Ball of confusion, that's what the world is today
docfreez
I see what you did there
airmack
Why do you have KANSAS but Arkansas isn't pronounced R-kansas ?
egonBWONG
when there is much confusion as this, you BECOME confusion itself. Embodiment of confusion
UnkindledOne
Misquote!!!!!
SerialChillinSpree
Confusion say, this sitch fucked up beyond all repair (fubar)
amyrose
WHAT YOU MEAN ARKANSAS?! AMERICA EXPLAIN!
markman2001
was waiting for it.
Vallanth
glad I'm not the only one.
hetriedtokillmewithaforklift
*furiously taps screen*
JayKaySC
EGGSPLAIN
StoveFromDetroit
This will always be my favorite.
MadMerlyn
Am American, also am Arkansan. Explanation: It's like Kansas, but more piratey. And it's pronounced Arkansaw because sophistication n shit.
TeachMeSomething
Aslo illegal to pronounce it "are-can-zuss"
ronkooby
nonob1005
What is that gif from? It makes me laugh every time.
DiscountElvis
Quantum Leap https://youtu.be/jYmn3Gwn3oI
Retawrealc
Quantum Leap...
circlebreaker
Quantum Leap - The guy in the GIF is Scott Bakula; Captain on the last Star Trek series before Discovery
36roentgen
*On the last true star trek series
Rengii
Confusion say - man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
JamesEarlJones
Confusion say: it take many nails to make bed, but only one screw to fill it.
iluvbunbuns
He also say "Man with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
yuugian
Wait... KyleCorn?
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
"No cheese stronger than foreskin cheese."
lethaldoobie
"man who stands on toilet high on pot"
Cornislife
This is better than anything M. Night Shyamalan could think of.
cancerriddenlung
You sound like you never watched Jerry Springer.
987654321111
That's not really a compliment tbh
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
i don’t really think it was meant to be tbh.
987654321111
I can see that tbh
ChuckLeePriest
The Sixth Pregnancy
klikklik1236
M. Knight shamabob?
deeznutz42
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
People act like AIDS is not real (smh)
fnhngest
this is clearly fake, please don’t take it at face value
squishcat
Nah they got hpv or herpes, super common ones that condoms can't save a person from.
joeyjojosharknado
Even AIDS would be too classy to infect these people. 4K retweets or I'll abort it? WTF?
didgeboy287
"Why did you name me Jeni2Cute?" "That was the Twitter account that saved your life."
quattroformaggix4
I had no idea what that gobbaldy gook was. Thank you for translating it.
fnhngest
it’s..... fake.... don’t get actually mad over it....
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Dear christians, these two people could become parents. Are you still against abortion?
jadespider
Yes.
rocketturttle
how bout that adoption thing?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
There wouldn't be enough adopters to adopt all the unwanted babies.
rocketturttle
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/11/07/AR2008110702807.html
ElemenopCueAre
There's plenty of adopters, but there's more red tape.
starrychloe
Republicans are against abortion even though it produces poor Democrats. Democrats love abortion even though it thins them out. Paradox.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
No one "loves" abortion. Thinking that it needs to remain legal and accessible is not the same as loving it.
Raecracy123abc
Actually poor whites vote rep. now bc they think they are temporarily depressed millionaires and other poor are starting to follow suite
RayMC
I was about to post this. Guess what: you're NOT going to get further ahead just by working harder. Don't expect to join the 1% some day.