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103863 pts ยท December 2, 2015


Don't insult Ralph Kramden like that!

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With Jazz, it's all about the tickets you don't win.

11 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some people deserve dogs. I couldn't foster, it would break my heart to let him go. We've adopted a couple.

11 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"Rocky hates Mark" - my favorite line in the film.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Political politics is the worst kind of politics! And is Trump standing on a lazy susan?

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just remember, any day Trump is playing golf he's (probably) not raping kids.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You hit the nail on the head with this observation.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought he was going to slip up and say, "For 47 years they've been months away from having a nuclear weapon ..."

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sold off my business and made a $51 amusement for my child.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm having flashbacks to my high school years.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You have to look at it in the right spirit - every day he's golfing is a day he's not raping kids.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey! That's Trump you're disparaging!

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait for mike Johnson to say why this is okay.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Could be, won't be.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Try to get down to the heart of the matter.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have a srtoke, turn republican.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't we already have the weapons made? What do we need the money for?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I know what the "D" stands for.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And now if you'll excuse me, I'll be spending $450.00 here.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

A government official admitting bad news? Off with his head!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting it to be a guy.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Everything's red! republicans will be so pleased!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't see this without seeing the first 3 in the series, or you'll be completely lost.

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Therea are 3 stooges - I mean stages - to have a beautiful lawn.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The problem with Cornhub is you get a lot of stalkers.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't register that you included a name!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd love for you to share it on the website!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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