begemot

112 pts ยท March 13, 2014


I think they meant shellfish. They don't have kids. But do they travel..?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Government alienated? How about people alienated themselves from communal life?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I did both :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm actually a living European female :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

In countries still repressing women (Eastern Europe) they hand flowers; in the rest of Europe we actually celebrate women's rights.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

No it was Anna Faris who was the other one, not Kendrick.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Eeww.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did realised about 15 years ago :)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This makes me cry :(

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I actually wrote in my diary when I was 15 "notes to grown-up me if I have kids: a 15-year-old is ready to make her own life choices!"

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

:D

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I don't need you to trust me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So if someone you know dies, you'll never smile again?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

As a girl, I wouldn't find that very attractive.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd say pygmy owl.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your gf always wears textured stockings? In January? You're not in Scandinavia then?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I have. Absolut has a nasty aftertaste while Finlandia is pure and ethereal.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like Absolut, "vodka".

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well done! :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh come on, he was primarily a monster, as were his three predecessors. Alexander I was the last humane one.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yea they all just got crazy when they grew up anyway...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You get a hit and your mind goes ping

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I kept staring at a photo pretty much like this when my son was at the NICU. If he had died I would have done this as well.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I had my son with rare genetic disorder and spent lots of time in hospitals, I wanted to be a geneticist. You guys rock.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like all the "faith in humanity restored" stuff.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Must...resist...urge to correct

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Breath a little faster than normally and blush. Rubbing nipples etc. is misinformation from porn directed at straight males.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...or sense of humour?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0