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iamyourgrandmaandtotallynotawolf
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shmegz
Omfg if I see this on the front page one more time...
DasOgre
You'll point it out again and do nothing?
SnugBitch
Every fucking week, get the fuck over it seriously.
DasOgre
As a formerly obese person, Ogre will get over it when obesity stops being the number one area of health that taxes go to. It affects us all
kerisek
THIS IS ON THE FRONT PAGE ONCE A WEEK HOLY SHIP
whoah
"hol(e)y ship batman, I think we're sinking!"
HPWombat
I think it's true, though, that some people don't have to try nearly as hard to keep weight in check as others. They don't have a right to—
HPWombat
—tell others how easy or hard it will be. Everyone is different, has different brains and are born into different situations.
hailthefish
Nah, fuck that, gotta shit all over low-hanging fruit and then break our arms patting ourselves on the back.
thisisreallyhard
Not this shit again
seemill
Wow I've never seen this before said no one who's been on this site for more than 15 fucking minutes.
Arracor
Wow, I've never seen his before.
ZombiesAreOkay
This is a fat-ass-trophe
cakesxd
Beautiful.
ClingTenaciouslyToMyButtocks
emjei
oskar4498
Fucking sick of this post. I mean, seriously.
notirrelevant
OH MY FUCKING GOD! Why is this back on the front page again? We get it!
blainetog
Imgur, we've talked about this. You told me 2015 would be different, that you'd stop reposting this thing so much. I'm sick of the lies.
zezzene
Can we stop reposting this rate inducing stupidity?
ellmitchell
Why is this reposted so much
toomanyostriches
What I hate is fat people are assumed lazy. My dad is overweight, but he's a UPS driver (constant exercise) and he eats healthier than 1/
toomanyostriches
anyone else in my family. Even his doctor says he's the healthiest fat guy he's ever seen. But because of a thyroid issue it 2/
toomanyostriches
makes it almost impossible for him to lose weight. When people look & whisper about him it makes me so angry. He tries. 3/3
Gravybutt
So sick of this post.
DPHENS
SpraynardYitzben
sauce?
DPHENS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ7gwyaRFm8
oniman7
I don't care how unhealthy you want to be, just don't spread disinformation about it. You be as fat as you want to be
xVancha
That's fine if you don't live in a country with universal health care, but otherwise being less healthy ends up costing the taxpayers more.
oniman7
That's why I like America. You don't have any obligation to be healthy and I don't have obligation to pay for you if you choose not to be
xVancha
Not entirely true. America still spends tax dollars on health-related things, and guess what more gets spent on than anything else? Obesity.
oniman7
You're right that that's the end result and I'd like to find a way to avoid that also
ayegill
Time to ban cigarettes and alcohol /s
xVancha
1/2 You don't need to ban it, you discourage it like we have with smoking. Now far less people smoke. That said, I come from England, so-
xVancha
2/2 -I'm used to smoking being illegal in enclosed public areas and it's actually really nice not having to breathe that shit in.
ThatChickWho
Im so fucking tired of seeing this repost. WHY DO YOU CARE IF IM FAT AND HAPPY?
jacqylfrost
Are there people who cannot lose weight? Probably not. Are there people who are just predisposed to being heavier? Yes.
mechanimated
Yeah, there are also plenty of medications (like birth control for example, super common) that make weight gain super easy.
WhyShouldILoveYou
Evolution, baby. Humans with northern population heritage retain fat better and have to work harder to lose it. Women especially are 1/2
WhyShouldILoveYou
2/2 fucked over by their genetical disposition to retain fat better than men, because it was beneficial for the species.
TrueKnot
My aunt had an actual glandular disorder AND feet which were too small to support even her "ideal" weight. Once she was beyond that, it 1/?
helloyesthisis
His point is that it's never *biologically* impossible. It's still possible for your aunt, it's just not feasible. Different things.
TrueKnot
it is impossible -not just a matter of feasibility- for my aunt. Because biology. That was my point. It isn't for everyone. It is for some.
TrueKnot
was physically impossible for her to lose weight. She had a very strict diet, and she did exercises everyday for HOURS, but it wasn't 2/?
TrueKnot
enough. She was refused as a candidate for surgery because she's incapable of following the necessary guidelines afterward. She's as 3/?
TrueKnot
healthy as she can be - healthier than most of my family, but she cannot lose weight. Are these women like that? Probably not. Do people 4/5
TrueKnot
who can't lose weight exist? Yes. It's rare, but it happens. 5/5
dickpuns
well, that's another issue. People who are fat claim for have the very same glandular disorder, ruining it for the ones who actually have it
Pepperanney
Exactly. Some people eat EVERYTHING and stay thin, others eat a chocolate bar and gain 10 pounds. It's about knowing your own body.
DasOgre
That's not true. For every person roughly 3500 calories equates to one pound. Ogre would love to try a 35,000 calorie chocolate bar.
heartinlandslide
It was an exaggeration, but kinda accurate. I have to eat less than 1000 calories to lose weight, but if I eat over 1000 I'll gain instantly
Pepperanney
and trying not to be so judgemental of other people's.
live830
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS OH MY GOD HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TO POST THIS
BANANAFLAKE
Twelve..... Wait for it....
BANANAFLAKE
Thousand. I know, it sucks. I'm tired of seeing it every few weeks.
Tomkatie
In every panel Julius is wondering how many people he can kill before he get's subdued.
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jaminjimmyjames
My god. I never even thought about it.
Ggnomaz
Horseclick
about five. The rest will have died of heart attacks before he can get to them
nighthawk23
Oh my god this made me crack up, I had to leave the room so people wouldn't ask
Chaostar
He looks like he's in good shape. I'd say four.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
They can't run that far....
bercojr
Based on how fat they are I don't think anyone could move fast enough to stop him
Butane9000
I don't blame him
DaysofOld
The face of being 400% done.
Mikesenberg
LMAO!! You made my day <3
crankycookies
Every repost has some form of this comment as top comment. Real original.
ThatJuanMexican
BASED JULIUS
deagrio
BASED JESUS
Velisusi
Probably all of them, I mean anyone capable of stopping him in that crowd will more likely help him out.
LeadByBadExample
GET IS!
Tomkatie
I was going to say "is subdued", but then I thought "gets subdued", so fuck it, ¿Porque no los dos?
LeadByBadExample
Does that mean why not both?
Tomkatie
CanadiansWilllRule
*gets :DDDDD
petcaring2
Hmm
Skiafluff
Those pics of his face are tastefully chosen for this album, he's very agreeable otherwise and those are snapped between expressions.
Melane
The look on his face...... I think he's wishing he could shoot laser beams out of his eyes.
lolzomg123
Yeah, it'd probably burn the fat off them.
gengumby
http://imgur.com/pTGwsbz
FoxyEllie
I think he's TRYING to shoot laser beams out of his eyes.
countseven
He said he had a low burning rage throughout the whole show. They were told they'd be set up.
Atharaphelun
USEDABUSEDCONFUSED
great gif...someone needs to add in McD arches subliminally behind the water buffalo too
hayddawg
I am loling so hard
Marxthird
Oh my god...I saw that KFC. You're going to Hell with me.
opcrystal
I've got a standing offer to buy y'all a drink when you get here, the bus ride can be pretty brutal
DiabloD3
I'm not that bad of a bus driver.
swankierprawn
Oh god hahaha
FuckThisThingInParticular
YaBoyWillyWill
Yes pls
ScubaTrooper
Commenting for the future.
Valgov291
so much LOL
NormalNorman
ITS 4 IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
YouveGottaBKitten
Lol this made my day
TrijezniMujo
How do you kill a fat person? I mean, they are almost bulleproof and the fat around their neck protects them from necksnaps and the like.
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TrijezniMujo
Thanks, the info will surely be usefull... for a friend of course.
TrijezniMujo
Or did I just misunderstand the word subdue as meaning the same as kill?
AndyBlacksmith
Italia he's wondering how many people he can kill without being subdued. Whos misunderstanding?
TheUnnster
madplantladystuff
i think he's hungry.
TheUnnster
urhedsonfire
screams really fucking loud internally
madplantladystuff
really hungry
tubacca123
I am so f*cking sick of this being posted. People are people. Let them worry about themselves and stop being assholes to each other.
DasOgre
Obesity is the number one area of health that tax dollars go to. Obese people(ogre used to be one) affect us all.
Glens
America. Where you can do whatever you want except if TAXES DOLARDDSSSSSS is involve.
xVancha
Yes, because it's your money. Do you want people taking more of your money than they need to, simply because they're willingly unhealthy?
Glens
Yeah no, it's not your money, it's taxes. If you live in a country and use his infrastructure it's only fair to pay taxe.
Glens
You have nothing to say about its use, you pay for the service the government provide you , if it's used for HELPING people so be it.
mynameisnotalice
Like smoking people, people who do extreme sports,...You can't shout 'freedom' and make an exception for fat people.That's not how it works.
notanoriginalusername
So based on that example you cannot put any limitation on peoples behavior, since it will decrease your freedom?
mynameisnotalice
I have no problem with putting limitations on people. But I am not American and I don't scream 'freedom' all the time. You should at (1)
mynameisnotalice
least be consistent. (2)
xVancha
People who do extreme sports aren't a big drain on public funds. Smoking was and so we discouraged it and now far less people smoke.
mynameisnotalice
But you don't bully smoking people in the same way as fat people. You should encourage losing weight, of course. But bullying and shaming(1)
mynameisnotalice
doesn't work. And it doesn't matter how much people pretend it would. (2)
xVancha
Of course. I don't think anyone's suggesting you should. My point was purely that their obesity is affecting people other than themselves.
supraman2turbo
OMFG who the hell cares. You want to be skinny be skinny. You want to be fat be fat. Want to be in the middle be in the middle.
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
Because (in Canada), my tax dollars go towards healthcare. If general population is overweight and has associated health risks, I pay for it
supraman2turbo
Well then get your politicians to stop paying for everyone's healthcare.
whaticallhilarious
Our politicians don't... us as taxpayers do. And it's a fantastic luxury to have.
supraman2turbo
Yeah no. Never going to believe in government healthcare. It is an awful idea
whaticallhilarious
As someone with a chronic illness and crazy expensive medication, I would never be able to live without Canada's healthcare. So I'm thankful
irmiller22
my health care premium goes (mostly) towards health complications that result from obesity. so yeah, i care.
MathSalts
Because no sane human ever would want to be fat. None. It is irresponsible not to help people like this.
supraman2turbo
Even though throughout history fat was a sign of wealth.
MathSalts
Cool, if y'all want to fuck warren buffet then that argument is coherent.
supraman2turbo
Sure some gold digger is
MathSalts
No, do YOU want to fuck warren buffet?
Nibblitz
Not that fat. People that fat are a more or less new invention.
flapperfemmefatale
Insulting isn't helping.
MathSalts
It isn't insulting unless you treat an ilness like obesity as part of your identity. If you do, you need help.
flapperfemmefatale
Agreed. But this isn't helpful. I'm obese. You're not going to get me to lose weight by bruising my ego.
MathSalts
If you realized the extent of your issues you would not have any ego to bruise in the first place.
toospoon
In her defense, no one has asked me if I'm healthy or not. I eat like shit and never exercise but I'm thin.
xVancha
That's because being thin isn't a sign of unhealthiness, unless you're *really* thin. Fat tends to necessarily come with health implications
FartedWhileMakingUpName
There are body builders who may appear to be fat but are actually in great shape. Most people who appear fat are just fat though.
LicensedAdHominem
Yeah, she was really right in saying it's a loaded question. Fat is perceived as sick even in cases when it's absolutely unjustifiable.
Nibblitz
That's because being fat causes a myriad of health issues and is not in any way healthy.
LicensedAdHominem
I mentioned UNJUSTIFIABLE cases. Being underweight causes just as many issues (fat-unrelated factors even more) and is socially acceptable.
Nibblitz
I don't think being underweight is more acceptable, its just less obvious to the casual observer.
rufio42
My dad smokes 20 a day, eats nothing but toast and rashers and sausages and hes really thin, not healthy though
Sastrei
Geneticists really need to figure out what DNA-voodoo people like you have going on and inject it into the rest of us lazy sobs.
Sadeeyore
Fucking exactly. I have a high metabolism.
NuclearBoxcutter
Same, it was hard for me to KEEP weight.
Quirkology
Having a high metabolism isn't as good as it seems, especially if you're a male because in school you get teased young for being skinny.
Patchoulihou
Metabolic differences between people is minimal. If one person eats 4k and another eats 2k, aside from exercise, that's all that counts.
toospoon
The lady in this video definitely eats more calories than me, but some people would be moderately overweight if they ate what I eat.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
People keep saying that and, from what little research I've done, the science seems to back it up but I swear it doesn't seem like [1]
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
that's the case. I get very little exercise and eat, almost exclusively, processed sugary foods and stay thin. [2]
Mewrulez99
Do you fidget a lot?
meowneko
I think part of the problem is pride. Whether you look unhealthy and get asked if you are living healthy, or not, you should be willing (1)
meowneko
to admit when you can improve your lifestyle and be healthier. (2)
jonnyh1uk
Not one person has asked how old you are. Saying "I can eat what I want!" from a 20 year old is just not the same.
Thesmellofgoblins
I'm thin. I eat healthy. When I eat something "unhealthy" I often get "you are so lucky to be able to eat like that." So there's that.
desertrat
Well, you're not going into public forums and pushing your lifestyle AS healthy. These people are saying they're healthy. They're not.
toospoon
Can't argue with that.
Vizard415
Yea but your going to die when your like 30. Thin doesn't mean healthy.
UpDooot
But being that overweight is kinda a strong indicator you could be more healthy. It's just skinny people lack that extra indication.
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
i eat alot (lots of junk food) & never exercise & am thin. i get people asking if i'm healthy bc i'm thin. telling me to eat something, (1)
IamJustGoingToSayExactlyWhatiAmThinking
eat more, anorexia comments, asking if i take vitamins. (2)
iputthefiresout
I have to exercise and watch what I eat to be thin(ish). As a once fat person, I can confirm, with discipline anyone can lose weight.
letsflyawaytoneverland
and like her, you should see a doctor
fleXbad
If you saw someone with several fresh, straight scars on their wrist, would you consider them depressed or happy? (1.
fleXbad
The point is that nobody asks when something does not look out of the ordinary. I'm a fat man, but I take ownership of my weight...(2.
fleXbad
...and take efforts to eat healthily. My original point still stands. Her argument is BS because being the size of a whale... (3.
fleXbad
...is not good for you. If you accept that and are happy, fair play. I can't stand the BS they're spitting out. None of them has a point.
fleXbad
PS - Trying to string a sound argument in 140 characters is harder than exercising.
Mewrulez99
Ah, one question I'd be inclined to ask you, is "Do you fidget a lot?".
toospoon
uhhhhh no? I don't think so.
th3giv3r
*snicker* should we tell him?
Folamh3
The opposite extreme from someone who's morbidly obese is someone who's morbidly underweight. They DO get asked if they're healthy.
JoRaFa
AT LAST, I'M NOT THE ONLY FREAK OF NATURE
SwedishHouseFurniture
I'm the same as you. I think i'm a living, walking, breathing, eating TARDIS.
toospoon
There are dozens of us!
ISeriouslyLookLikeGoku
Your body fat % is likely high then. It's more for a doctor to determine your health level.
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ISeriouslyLookLikeGoku
People of average body weight are pre-diabetes and metabolically obese. Sauce: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22871870
ISeriouslyLookLikeGoku
People are often metabolically obese while still being low on BMI scale and visually thin. According to a study done in 2012, 1 in 4 (1/2)
PrincessMerida
Since going on ADHD meds, I have lost 15 pounds and is very noticeable to others. I constantly get told that I am too skinny now. I'm 121 lb
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
What meds are those? Maybe I can give those a try since I probably have ADD.
PrincessMerida
Don't just try to acquire ADHD medicine without a prescription. Please see a psych and get tested. And it's Vyvanse. Check out r/ADHD.
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
You're not my mother! Just kidding. I've seen a doctor about this, tried meds that didn't do anything, so I can try this one next. Thanks!
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
How do I get tested, btw? The doctor I saw didn't test me, asked questions and said we could try medications to see if anything helped ¿?
PrincessMerida
I actually made a post on ADHD yesterday. To get tested ask your doc for psych referrals. Psychiatrists are better. /a/XR3Hs
psnivy
I'm so envious of that! My housemate and I can eat the same thing and she'd never gain weight while I just...sigh
Thenameideserved
She probably does more or has more fat free mass
psnivy
we do the same things, but can't argue with the fat free mass lol
Sandkar
Not to sound brash, but if you aren't some one of a kind medical mircale that gets fat from the air, you simply eat more than your housemate
Sandkar
Or to put it in another way: your energy out is less than your energy in. Be it from low BMR or too much food or too little excercising.
psnivy
nah man, we eat the exact same thing and do the exact same activities cuz we cook/work together haha
PeachesTheDestroyer
I've never actually seen this video, but this gets posted so many times ,I don't think I need to.
JaneticMutation
I just got back here from watching it... Can't say I'm any better for it, possibly a little dumber, definitely angrier.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
The vid is like 45 minutes of debate, the parts that get posted here is only a tiny bit of it.
Etrusca
Pls ... someone share skip teim
CanadiansWilllRule
http://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0 ayy
IFoundOutICanChangeMyUsernameSoNowYoullNeverKnowWhoIWas
Is it bad that I'm happy they don't have American accents? I feel like that would have proven a point that I don't like.
username323
I actually always assumed they would have American accent. I was surprised it wasn't so.
IFoundOutICanChangeMyUsernameSoNowYoullNeverKnowWhoIWas
Me too. But it was a nice surprise.
jackscottau
"Comments are disabled for this video." is probably the single smartest thing a human being has ever done.
v0yages
You wonderful soul
LittleQueenTrashMouth
doesn't work anymore
Thesmellofgoblins
...I'm watching it right now?
CanadiansWilllRule
open new tab
Alexkathryn
Thank you, truly.
IAmAdolfHitlerCommanderoftheThirdReich
It's all on Youtube and honestly it's an interesting program. This episode was infuriating though
SounderOxner
why was it infuriating/ WHY? WHY?
IAmAdolfHitlerCommanderoftheThirdReich
The reasons in this image. They had health experts and they were all being polite and frank and the HAES people were just... terrible.
SounderOxner
Well the female expert.. at least the one showed here seemed combative. I don't have a steak (pun) in this but I could see myself being
IAmAdolfHitlerCommanderoftheThirdReich
Well the HAES women won't answer her questions. In the video the health lady comes across as much more pleasant.
SounderOxner
defensive if that ..lady was approaching any interrogation with me like that.
SexandViolence
what is the name of the program?
IAmAdolfHitlerCommanderoftheThirdReich
Oh gosh you're going to make me Google it. http://youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0
Aufinator
As a fat person, fat acceptance is stupid.
thornyoak
Being a recovering obeast makes me hate these people even more. It's so easy to count calories. Soon my glares will no longer be ironic.
mynameisnotalice
As a little overweight person, constant fat shaming is cruel and won't help anybody.
Bb4816
It actually causes people to gain more weight. Research has shown this. Why must people keep pretending otherwise?
Illyriel
I think everyone, skinny or fat, should be accepted as they are. But unhealthy lifestyle should not be promoted.
dangerousDoc
agreed, I mean nothing wrong with a little fat. but if you are at this level you don't need acceptance...you need help.
flapperfemmefatale
Then by all means, offer it. Don't just insult us. Bruising my ego isn't going to help me.
dangerousDoc
i do. i'm not the most healthy of people but i try to help where i can
flapperfemmefatale
Posting bullshit like this doesn't help anyone.
dangerousDoc
same could be said for throwing a fit about it.
turkeysandwiches
Posting that doesn't help you or anyone. If you can acknowledge you need help, you can seek it from a professional.
ReptilianOverlord
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AxelYamanaka
The government would like a word with you. Also, I would like a word with the government, because it should totally be a fruit.
CondescendingCunt
She looks like your average tumblr person.
Barbapopo
That is, in all seriousness, the reincarnation of John Candy.
Thorandril
*triggering intensifies*
ItsCaptain0bvious
That's my new "Sort of want" face.
loantiburon
That is the point I started seriously wondering if this was a sketch comedy show.
ButtsMcGee86
Look as the largest of the human pack adorns herself with an abundance of war paint & bright colors to gain the attraction of possible mates
GH0STM3TAL
Her existence annoys me
sweatybeard
Looks like a Barry Humphries character
anentirefootballteam
R3sidual
Thank you! I thought that was wonderful too.
hiphopbookshop
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/3a/01/71/3a0171d984134a824d2f275ff5f1ec69.jpg
CosmicRadiance
"Wait until my blog hears about this"
iwonderifimgurwillallowthisasmyusername
#triggered
driveslow
"dear blog, omg you will not believe this."
RaisinDeath
"DEAR BLAWG"
OrionsBell
https://imgflip.com/i/fxhlf
UnderratedComment
Ugh hate that face so much
ConductorOfTheStruggleTrain
I want to punch that face....
cannonfodder
Don't; your hand might get stuck in there forever.
blumpkinfarmer
I want to kill her and use the calories stored in her useless body as fuel to power every light in Africa for a month
eireofdanorth
Looks like Eric Wareheim dressed as a woman
LongNameNoCanSay
shitonyourmom
I know you literally just took content from the post and recycled it into a reply but it's still the most crucial comment in this thread.
EightYearOldsDude
That face is the best part of this post. Fuckin priceless
CantRap
TRIGGERED.
OrionsBell
https://imgflip.com/i/fxhlf
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
Triggered
nickg131
"Primarily vegetarian" 100% irrelevant lol. Mike and Ike are vegetarian, there's veg ice cream, and junk food lmao =p
BigJu
Chocolate.
johnsou
Lol "Primarily"
thewildplum
Pumpkin pie is vegetarian!
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
"I eat meat" and "vegetarian" cannot go together. Unless eating vegetarian animals counts as being vegetarian.
nickg131
I'm a vegetarian...except fish...and sometimes chicken...oh and steak, I LOOOOOOVE STEAK
OzArsenal
Having lost 25 kilos and kept it off I can really validate the whole 'energy in, energy out' thing
thewildplum
FAT SHAMER!
SadToSay
No one is above the laws of thermodynamics
Noonies
Yep. I lost 50 pounds over the past few months by 1) Cutting soda out of my diet, and 2) getting off my fat ass more frequently
ITookTheHobbitsToIsengard
Sometimes I think the fact I hate soda is the only reason I'm able to keep my weight stable.
GreyNotGray
Nice work.
begemot
Well done! :)
lonelylinguist
I find it easier (though less precise) to think in mass. How much mass I lose per day by existing + exercising = how much I can eat per day.
shadowlev
Good for you, but it doesn't work for me. I have to low carb and do strength training. Took 10 years to figure out how my body loses weight.
crapoki
It works for everyone. But everybody is different when it comes to processing/digesting the food and natural energy consumption
crapoki
(But there are rare issues/diseases that makes it harder to energy in< energy out healthily and I hope that's not you case :D )
maybeaforestheartambassador
kilos? what are you? some kind of non-american?
Mistruths
you measure cocaine in grams, mate, not ounces.
gengumby
i must remember this for later
SwaglortSeal
the aussie settles it
jaysong
Da fuck is a Kilo
WhyShouldILoveYou
Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo. Phonetic alphabet.
therapistindisguise
About tree fiddy
aWaveOfBabies
I can't stand people like this. There's overweight people desperately trying to change and these bitches are telling them "don't, it's fine"
Cerinna
This. My mom struggles with it. She hates that she's fat, that she can't win from her own psyche to lose weight, and in come these bitches.
TheDude12345
I'm one of those. I fail a lot but never stop trying. It's hard, but I feel better skinny. But I always fall for the sweet unhealthy foods.
KaBaKi
I used to be morbidly obese. I have a normal weight now, but I used to be so ashamed. These people are just too wired. Is it a US thing?
Pearl2001
I thought they were saying "no, it's fine" for themselves. I don't believe they're telling the rest of us to be just like them. IMHO
KaBaKi
2) or is it global and shit? People running around yelling "fat power!" and such?
flapperfemmefatale
Right, but not everyone is motivated by criticism. Being bashed for my weight makes me want to give up, instead of work harder.
Hikash
I'm overweight, and I am changing. 80 down. 20 to go.
Hemagglutinin
Oddly I feel like she made a valid point: "there is more to me than my body, treat me like a human." 1/2
Hemagglutinin
We could ask about her interests or hobbies instead of her dr.'s appointments. It is a thing, sure, but her weight isn't the ONLY thing.
Hemagglutinin
Also interesting that on imgur, when fat people are attacked, they always seem to be women. Being fat is apparently omit you have a dick...
Hemagglutinin
Omit=ok
Mengmoshu
Well the fat does tend to steal inches...
SweetGeekling
What if people are fine the way they are, though? I'm not saying we should all be fat, but if people are happy with themselves, who am I to
SweetGeekling
tell them not to be? If they are fine with it, and they want to stay the way they are, is it any of my business? I have friends that smoke,
SweetGeekling
friends that drink to excess, friends that make stupid decisions with their $... why is fat the one that we try to guilt people out of?
dickpuns
i turned the corner everywhere and get guilted for smoking, and for spending my money bad. Heavily for both, at that.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Probably because some of them became activists and actively persuade overweight people who want to reduce their weight to not do that. We -
EleMenTal304
Being overweight is not the only one you get guilt thrown at. Smokers, drinkers, promiscuous/chaste ppl, gamers etc. etc. 1/2
EleMenTal304
Everything in excess will be sanctioned via harsh comments or whatever. Fat is just something which can be seen immediately that's it
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
- don't want drunkard or people who spent their money excessively to force us to do the same as them right?
Rodvitner
It's hardly the only one we're telling people its bad. The problem isn't them being fat, it's them saying being fat isn't a problem.
pokenar
"I'm too lazy to change, how dare you shame me by changing!" - them
ImASexyUnicorn
Well, exercise is hard soooo....
LesbianMe
But that's ok because you're a sexy unicorn.
CoconutCyclone
So is not eating your body weight in Oreos, apparently.
FuckIsengardImTakingTheHobbitsToSecondBreakfast
The struggle is real.
ChefG0ldblum
Well my diet is all vegetarian and oreos are vegan so I'm being healthy
CoconutCyclone
A family sized package a day keeps the doctor away!
OF37
not only they are fat, they are fat, stupid, and living in denial
8bitTunes
And lying. Vegetarian and huge? I'm fat. I don't eat salads. I don't eat most fruits. I do love me some veggies with my meat though
KiekoRuno
Same here, i dont care for veggies, but i love meat, i eat what i was told to eat by a doctor, and try not to drink much soda, but
KiekoRuno
struggle to lose weight.
NOTAlexJones
I think this guy's face covers it. http://imgur.com/0BlSTIA
NormalNorman
See, I know I'm fat. However, I'm not stupid of live in denial. 2/3 isn't so bad :D
CarltheMexicanWhoopingLlama
Well, on the bright side, the Hippo population in denial has been dwindling. It's nice to see it bounce back a bit.
NotTheWolverine
Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
drew2057
Understand they face ridicule daily, and this is them being put on the spot. Theyre just digging into coping mechanisms to deflect questions
OF37
without question we shouldn't bully or ridicule anyone for it, but what makes me mad is that they started this shit about "thin privilege"
pbcup
As someone who has gained weight in the past year, yes. yes. I need to get my ass back in shape. It's my fault I let myself go.
flapperfemmefatale
To be fair, I'm overweight and have zero health issues. Being fat doesn't always mean you're unhealthy.
toomanyusernamesaretaken
And being thin doesn't automatically mean your healthy. Lifestyle is important. These people do seem a bit in denial though
flapperfemmefatale
It comes from years of people pretending to care, when in reality they just want to insult you.
toomanyusernamesaretaken
I could see that. Don't get me wrong- I think fat shaming is absolutely a bad thing, but they kind of dance around questions.
flapperfemmefatale
I just speak from personal experience. People like that don't care about your health. They just don't like the way you look.
iamyourgrandmaandtotallynotawolf
And the cat-eye glasses suggest that one in purple uses tumblr on a regular basis
flapperfemmefatale
I wear cat-eye and don't use tumblr. Go fuck yourself with sandpaper.
ToxicPineapple
That's nice, dear.
ConspicuousSpellingError
She IS tumblr
ReptilianOverlord
ClerkRage
Triggered
CemestoLuxobarge
bitch just loves her some Gary Larson
fuckyouthen
I know this is the internet and all but this is like trying to make a right with two wrongs
McKay91
Those glasses are the female fedora.
OF37
yea I have seen some of her posts, she is so fat not enough oxygen gets to her brain that's why she spews out stupid shit all the time
NormalNorman
Wow lol link me to it
iamyourgrandmaandtotallynotawolf
Check your thin privilege, shitlord! (that's an actual thing for these people)
OF37
no bitch, stop breathing that extra air you lard ass
iamyourgrandmaandtotallynotawolf
You just triggered my PTSD
IamMasterofMyDomain
That's an insult to all the hippopotami living in the Nile!
iamyourgrandmaandtotallynotawolf
As a non native english speaker, thanks for teaching me the plural of hippopotamus, it's hilarious to say
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Is every living being with name ended with -us got -i for the plural version?
RodgerRodger
http://imgur.com/KndSPEC agreed. Take this elaborate thumbs up!
varrdak
Comment for later use
OF37
that's impressive
RodgerRodger
http://imgur.com/G8ROJ0u
RodgerRodger
http://imgur.com/9jivMIQ no THIS is impressiver
triculious
I just love her proud smile at the end
RodgerRodger
NSFW (like the other one is!) this one has no upvote, but still makes me laugh!
RodgerRodger
http://imgur.com/kSFXuN3
TheSpaismunky
Science!
RodgerRodger
http://imgur.com/kSFXuN3
RodgerRodger
http://imgur.com/BL5M4Ev
blargedyblargedy
How many times is this gonna be reposted?
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MeAnd2Bs
This is from Australia.
needusernamewhynotzoidberg
I think I have seen this once a week since I've joined Imgur, I would assume that won't change just because the year did.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
I think it may be the first time I've seen the whole(ish) thing posted. Though I watched the whole video, and I still hate myself.
CanadiansWilllRule
Yeahit normally stops with the first lady
helpusdrzaius
I feel like that is a loaded question, someone who wasn't on imgur wouldn't be asked that question
Felman
So many times that I hate the reposter more than that woman
zerocoolisgod
Imgur loves low hanging fruit.
ninapinaballerinaipanema
Till the dead horse they are beating comes back to life!
TacticalChungus
For as long as imgurians can continue to circlejerk to others' faults so that they can avoid addressing their own.
ForeeElectric
6.28 million
shmegz
Too many times
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Seems like this got upvoted a lot because it has people we can easily hate and the fact that the two guys look hilariously pissed off.
TheRealCJ
How many times is this gonna reach the FUCKING FRONT PAGE? We get it, fat people are immoral. Move on Imgur.
2cool4pants
My question is: Why do people keep upvoting it to the front page? Stop upvoting it and let it die in UserSub.
Pencillin
yeah, I don't usually bitch about reposts but this one probably takes the cake (like the woman's gaping maw)
slateman
And every time I read the whole thing thinking *something* might be different. Newp.
shinagami091
Srsly
loxus
I've been on imgur for years and I don't think I've ever seen the whole version.
DysgraphicProgrammer
Exactly as many times as I am going to downvote it.
Cthulhukitten
ireallyliketoast
I actually think this one is slightly longer than the rest.
OhSquiggilyLine
To be fair his face is the perfect amount of "I'm so done with this shit"
Aranyszin
Until people get the message.
edwardelricsnipples
Yes.
acidjuicemotel
Until all the fatties are dead.
memyselfandmeow
Srsly! First thought.
WhyShouldILoveYou
I've never actually seen the whole thing, only the first lady and the "I wonder if I can stab you with pork rinds" -look.
DemonNecronTTV
my first thought when I saw the first image
TomFallion
Until it becomes irrelevant.
Mumted123
God I've seen it enough too. I like to imagine it gets posted several times a day and only very rarely does it make front page
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
It gets posted several times a day and still makes the front page once a week.
cspinasdf
I like to imagine it mostly only gets the reddit front page train
shinagami091
Srsly
IveBeenSlackingMyWholeLife
Until fat people learn their lesson!
iPretend
Until people learn it is not ok to be fat.
imshibagel
Yet you were downvoted for a true statement..this fuckin site, man
ayoungerdumberronswanson
A whole bunch, but this is the first time I've seen more than the first 5 of so panels. So I'm not up or down voting.
tarataqa
until obesity finally kills off the fatties.
AnniCannibal
They'll stop beating that dead horse when it stops spitting out upvotes
jelliclecat
until there are no more fat people, is my guess. So I guess about 3 billion more times.
SwaglortSeal
I honestly don't care how many times :P
TomFallion
Until it becomes irrelevant.
SArugby
Every month would be good for me.
CleverNamesWereTaken
As many as it needs to be
SleepKnapRest
Yes.
theintruder
Ive never seen this version before only the shorter one
MagnustheJust
483
instructionsUnclearDickStuckinCeilingFan
This post is one of my favourites. I can just imagine them with thier accents bickering haha
blargedyblargedy
You don't have to imagine. Somewhere down in the comments is the link.
PizzaPizzington
tumblr needs to know
WhenInDoubtC4
Until Healthism is no more!
TinySheep
As many time as it's needed
TangledDuctTape
eventually someone will be the last person to repost this image on the internet, I'm pretty sure it makes you a demi-god.
mrtrip
As long as there are fat people.
DisgruntledFerret
As many times as needed.
liliputian7
I don't know. But I'm not political, and I don't like arguing religion/philosophy anymore, so this is the one thing I'm passionate about.
Lowland
Until the fat lady sings
Pygmyshrew
Doesn't matter, I laugh heartily every time I read those landwhales responses.
bradgt04
Same amount of times this question is asked
Shotgunshogun
Until everyone learns 2 things: 1. Calories in < Calories out = weight loss and 2. Being overweight is not healthy
superjew13
till there are no more fat people...
T3chn01d
Hopefully until people get it.
McGreed
Until the fat people stop eating it and force us to repost it
Higure
I think this is the first time I've seen them all together, though.
MrBoomstik
It's new to me, so I refuse to answer this question. I call it repost-ignoranceism
TBBs
until fat people feel bad forever
mide8
Reposted until the zoom doesn't work.
pizzabortionist
As many as is necessary...
yesthisisjoe
I'm so OK with it getting reposted. It's great
Reggiess
Until it becomes irrelevant
Notforhire
Its the internet, if you only expect to see a viral image or post once, your gonna have a bad day....
WhatMyHeartHeld
Over 9000
venslor
Daily?
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Once a week
ghsdkgb
Once for every pound those women bear
idoindeedhavegenitals
So... Forever?
Damocles8716
Until those awful, extremely vocal fat people on Imgur realize the error of their constant self-justification!
TheRealCJ
What site are you on? I see more "fat is bad, mm'kay?" then the opposite.
zerocoolisgod
I don't think I've ever heard of a dummy chinging their opinions because someone was a dick to them.
Moocat
Imgur hates fat women. They will post this as much to justify their hate for fatties.
TBBs
yeah
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
I don't see it as a hate for fat people (being as I'm a fat person), I see this as a post that hates stupidity.
SwifferSweeper
Yes
AFistFullOfMayo
I think it's just pretentious people where exists the real issue
Moocat
If it was pretentious people, it'd be more than just "fat women being stupid" that made the front page.
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flapperfemmefatale
Find me one post on here with more than 1k views that bashed fat guys.
IBringGoodTiddiesAndRear
That butt crack picture set from the Magic tournament.
flapperfemmefatale
You don't have to be fat to have a butt crack...
Moocat
The amount of fat women shaming posts to fat men is disproportionately high.
zerocoolisgod
Weirdly fate dudes don't catch any static at all. It's just fat chicks.
Equinox13
They do if they go to Walmart, from what I've seen on here. :/
Moocat
They make fun of SOME fat dudes, but fat women get a lot more hate.
flapperfemmefatale
I think I'll do some male fat shaming posts in the morning, just to see how it goes over.
Alphatronx3
Lol. Never reaches the front page- bad luck Brian
Comet260
Go back to Tumblr.
strongfkennedy
You're an idiot.
Comet260
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not sir, and that sir is an idiot.
szepasszony
Until everyone on earth believes that people who are against fat shaming are all like these two idiots.
Bb4816
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/diet-fitness/fat-shaming-actually-increases-risk-becoming-or-staying-obese-new-f8C10751491
Bb4816
Why? Fat shaming has proven to be ineffective and often causes people to gain more weight.
szepasszony
That's exactly what I'm saying. Despite what imgur seems to think, not everyone that says fat shaming is bad also says being fat is healthy.
Bb4816
I thought you meant that anyone that thinks fat shaming is bad is an idiot. I see I was mistaken and in fact we agree.
szepasszony
Yeah, I worded it weird, I think everyone else thought that too.
szepasszony
I do have a friend in deep denial about her morbid obesity, it's hard to watch her happily killing herself, but I don' know what else to do.
Glyd
Well it's the first time this year
blitherypoop
Are you sure?
ThisGuyHere
http://imgur.com/jgHZbxx
Cal74
So I was already laughing at the other pictures, then I saw yours and am now laughing so hard there are tears. +1
TheCapnJoe
jchoj
I was hoping this would be the response gif for that comment. yesyesyes feels satisfying
umpbumpfizz
Hmm. Yes. I was wondering where this would go. I'm pleased with the result.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
Actually laughed out loud at this one.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I was waiting for it! You did the thing!
ThisGuyHere
http://imgur.com/utzX9Ys
ayegill
guys...
tiehunter
You're not wrong...
TheOneThatGotBanned
+1 this comment should be frontpage :)
yayeyahyo
Cue CSI "YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Rxbacon
http://imgur.com/GysoYmc
BrainBlow
I'm stealing this one!
UsePNGnotJPEG
Wow this is relevant in 2 ways. Good job.
R0da
Let's keep a tally.
rakghoul
WhimsicalCalamari
It's the first day of the year. That's not a good start.
liliputian7
> the joke
WhimsicalCalamari
i ducked when i saw the joke
aweebitbmpy
CojeCulos69
What is that creature?
CojeCulos69
What is that creature?
Yaminohere
Alyssa Edwards! /tongue pop <3
TallWall
I ♥ you
aweebitbmpy