beaverface

18228 pts · January 31, 2018


I picked beaverface as my username as my husband thinks i look like a beaver. Not because I like the pubic hair on a woman’s fandango. Damn you Imgur.

A comb for plants.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the Micro Machines game.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s why it should be renamed to ‘The Daily Fail’.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And what a prize!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I disagree. Fucking is a lot of fun.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I fart in your general direction.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

What about Highlanders?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They should be called Netherish rather than Dutch.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The cat and the fiddle

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hare enough.

5 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 2

Anyone else see a turtle’s head?

5 years ago | Likes 302 Dislikes 4

Ha! ‘It will all end in tears’. The truest mum quote ever.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Do you know what happened next?

5 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

I like the teefies.

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

I understand that not everyone is Mormon, but as there are so many in that area, I wondered if any of them are involved.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I ask, as a fellow UK Mormon, are these Mormons breaking in?

5 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Measures in place like social distancing, mask wearing and only entering one other household.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m in Wales, UK. We had a two week ‘firebreak’ where everywhere shut down. Only food was allowed to be bought in shops. We still have..

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Exactly. We’ve just come out of a second lockdown. I am grieving for my pre-Covid life whilst following the rules to protect others.

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

‘Oh my gowwwwsh!’

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I agree the rambling sentences drive me nuts how am I supposed to understand what is being said it’s annoying please use punctuation

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No need to be unkind.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Please don’t cut out the beaver.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My parents live in Telford! Say hi to them for me.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If opticians are eye doctors, are dentists teeth doctors?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t wait to count out your coin!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s how we spell it in the UK.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now I want fried chicken and lasagne.

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0