bearguns

385 pts · October 26, 2017


I’m a Web Developer from Denver. I’m a father of twins, and I’m alll about them tasty beers.

Snitches get stitches.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still think about it and get bummed out sometimes. Why couldn’t we just see Jack & Kate be happy? Why did they do that to John Locke?!?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That’s a damn fine bottle. I was given one of these as a gift from my church last year, and I’m taking it reaaalll slow.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love how he’s calm until the kid points the gun at someone else, then the dude is like OH HELL NO.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She knows me well. If she didn’t, I would spend hours sitting on the couch trying to decide what to do until I was too tired to do anything.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m really glad you’re here to keep my wife honest.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is just like the time the Canadian government airdropped Wolverine in to fight the Hulk and Wendigo.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whenever my wife is going out of town, she schedules multiple play dates for me. It makes the trip easier.

7 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

So it’s a worse version of Meet the Feebles?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss self-contained dumb posts like this. I find all the dumps less enjoyable than stuff like this.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought this was France, and the woman was pissed that they were wearing the hijabs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Dark Forces is easily in my top 5 games. I love everything about that game!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah, Tooth Boy from Channel Zero!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born in the late 1980s, and for some reason this makes me feel really nostalgic. This is the color of the early 90s.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hire stick. Even dog agrees, stick is better.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Example of why more men women each day.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Favorited for “Italien”. I’m still laughing at that one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I now realize that you had already posted lyrics from The Trees, and I must now hang my head in shame.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees; for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend said those were pencil shavings

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Werner

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tony Stark would never accept subsidies for his work. Just my two bits.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was JUST thinking, “these are all either Megan Fox or Alison Brie.”

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Latin class is fake, jeff!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is...if he still exists.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IMO the best member of All-American Rejects.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Zach Braff once called me a “corpse fart” on twitter and it’s still one of the proudest moments of my life.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Would that this desk were a time desk!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, it’s actually a 1952 Silver Streak Clipper.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Also the butler from Richie Rich!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0