385 pts · October 26, 2017
I’m a Web Developer from Denver. I’m a father of twins, and I’m alll about them tasty beers.
Snitches get stitches.
I still think about it and get bummed out sometimes. Why couldn’t we just see Jack & Kate be happy? Why did they do that to John Locke?!?
That’s a damn fine bottle. I was given one of these as a gift from my church last year, and I’m taking it reaaalll slow.
Love how he’s calm until the kid points the gun at someone else, then the dude is like OH HELL NO.
She knows me well. If she didn’t, I would spend hours sitting on the couch trying to decide what to do until I was too tired to do anything.
I’m really glad you’re here to keep my wife honest.
This is just like the time the Canadian government airdropped Wolverine in to fight the Hulk and Wendigo.
Whenever my wife is going out of town, she schedules multiple play dates for me. It makes the trip easier.
So it’s a worse version of Meet the Feebles?
I miss self-contained dumb posts like this. I find all the dumps less enjoyable than stuff like this.
I thought this was France, and the woman was pissed that they were wearing the hijabs.
Dark Forces is easily in my top 5 games. I love everything about that game!
Hell yeah, Tooth Boy from Channel Zero!
I was born in the late 1980s, and for some reason this makes me feel really nostalgic. This is the color of the early 90s.
Hire stick. Even dog agrees, stick is better.
Example of why more men women each day.
Favorited for “Italien”. I’m still laughing at that one.
I now realize that you had already posted lyrics from The Trees, and I must now hang my head in shame.
There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees; for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas.
My friend said those were pencil shavings
Werner
Tony Stark would never accept subsidies for his work. Just my two bits.
I was JUST thinking, “these are all either Megan Fox or Alison Brie.”
My Latin class is fake, jeff!
That is...if he still exists.
IMO the best member of All-American Rejects.
Zach Braff once called me a “corpse fart” on twitter and it’s still one of the proudest moments of my life.
Would that this desk were a time desk!
No, it’s actually a 1952 Silver Streak Clipper.
Also the butler from Richie Rich!
Snitches get stitches.
I still think about it and get bummed out sometimes. Why couldn’t we just see Jack & Kate be happy? Why did they do that to John Locke?!?
That’s a damn fine bottle. I was given one of these as a gift from my church last year, and I’m taking it reaaalll slow.
Love how he’s calm until the kid points the gun at someone else, then the dude is like OH HELL NO.
She knows me well. If she didn’t, I would spend hours sitting on the couch trying to decide what to do until I was too tired to do anything.
I’m really glad you’re here to keep my wife honest.
This is just like the time the Canadian government airdropped Wolverine in to fight the Hulk and Wendigo.
Whenever my wife is going out of town, she schedules multiple play dates for me. It makes the trip easier.
So it’s a worse version of Meet the Feebles?
I miss self-contained dumb posts like this. I find all the dumps less enjoyable than stuff like this.
I thought this was France, and the woman was pissed that they were wearing the hijabs.
Dark Forces is easily in my top 5 games. I love everything about that game!
Hell yeah, Tooth Boy from Channel Zero!
I was born in the late 1980s, and for some reason this makes me feel really nostalgic. This is the color of the early 90s.
Hire stick. Even dog agrees, stick is better.
Example of why more men women each day.
Favorited for “Italien”. I’m still laughing at that one.
I now realize that you had already posted lyrics from The Trees, and I must now hang my head in shame.
There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees; for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas.
My friend said those were pencil shavings
Werner
Tony Stark would never accept subsidies for his work. Just my two bits.
I was JUST thinking, “these are all either Megan Fox or Alison Brie.”
My Latin class is fake, jeff!
That is...if he still exists.
IMO the best member of All-American Rejects.
Zach Braff once called me a “corpse fart” on twitter and it’s still one of the proudest moments of my life.
Would that this desk were a time desk!
No, it’s actually a 1952 Silver Streak Clipper.
Also the butler from Richie Rich!