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Delayed FP Edit- So this is what the view is like from the front page. I like it! For the record, the only person I would do this with for my husband would be George. They actually like each other. So calm down all y'all freaking out about what this means about our relationship. For those of you sent here by the husband in question- I know where your upvote came from. Thx! :)
(originally posted by @Ladyfannyofomaha on 2018-03-09 17:42:38)
hezan00b
I have the opposite problem, I'm a wife and the husband regularly tries to set up play dates for me.
avacc
Jesus Christ! Charge your phone!
BigFatBobbie
My wife does this. Sometimes playdates are fun.
jay9708464
Did someone get nervous over the battery low sign too?
thelegendarythirdleg
Do people not have friends or something? Why do people need to set up “play dates” for their husbands?
Vivoloko
Wifey know I’m way to social and I have my crew so if she leaves she knows I’m def having fun. I wish she let me do them more often
Foxfire1357
I also do this for mine though he prefers we all hang out together. Or if I just leave him alone so he can play video games.
FiddleDeDePotatoes
Charge that phone heathen.
OhMuffins
Husband has to do this for me as well. I’m a social reject ^^;
PlasticFicus
My husbands play dates are online with his out of state friends on Xbox
KPuff
Haha! The fucking GEICO pig
tg2222222
Herd?
MrJwinkyface
I don’t hang out with people who use “hurd”
TheBentPianist
Or your instead of you're.
TheAccursedHamster
charge your damn phone!
LemonadeFixesEverything
This is at least 5 years old
NoGoodNick
And the phone never got charged
CamelbackJack
You know this is really about the wives getting some time to themselves.
nero4ty2
And the problem is?
chasingthevarmintaroundtheglobe
I was 30 when I figured out those awesome week stays with Grandma were not primarily for me!
doubledoubleanimalstyle
Which is weird because all they have to do is say so.
historysember
Yep!
iRateYourDick
This is so cute i cant stand it!
globalt38
Read the first 2 texts as if they were talking via walkie talkies...
OrangePasta
I need this. But I don’t have a wife.
KevinRPD
I'd like for my wife to make a friend or two, but meddling a friendship isn't the way to go, I think.
ApolloRaven
My wife knows better than to try and socialize me against my will.
Baldybeardman
So I've hurd
The701
Ben Hurd, truly an iconic movie.
thatoneguyfromthatonethingthatdidthatstuff
I enjoyed this.
bearguns
Whenever my wife is going out of town, she schedules multiple play dates for me. It makes the trip easier.
TheAmazingBlahaj
Until you wake up in a seedy motel in Bangkok with a half naked Chinese international criminal, and a drug dealing Capuchin monkey.
AlkeneThiol
Wow. As long as it isn't coming from a place of insecurity and jealousy, that is sweet and amazing
bearguns
I’m really glad you’re here to keep my wife honest.
AlkeneThiol
Any time
JasmineWindsong
That’s adorable.
bearguns
She knows me well. If she didn’t, I would spend hours sitting on the couch trying to decide what to do until I was too tired to do anything.
BabylonRocker
I'm in this comment and i dont like it -.-
CommentsThisTimeLastYear
"Here honey, take your beer with you, and untuck your shirt"
Wabjebbers
And don't come back before midnight
CommentsThisTimeLastYear
(originally by @sahdad on 2018-03-09 19:05:42)
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sahdad
My best all time comment.
Sawrock
I will add more fuel, sir.
AnythingMuchShorter
Mine did this to me because a friends husband also "makes robots". I am a SpaceX robotic engineer. He was doing controllers for RC cars.
kuhlde1337
Computer Engineering major here. About to start my M.Eng. Thought about looking at SpaceX for potential employment. How is it working there?
AnythingMuchShorter
Long hours and tight deadlines, and also not the best pay for the skills. But you are working with the most advanced experts and you get
AnythingMuchShorter
to see launches from mission control knowing you're a part of it. Also the project budgets are good and high. So, great for advancing skills
AnythingMuchShorter
learning from other people, being a part of something cool. Not great for if you have a family you want to spend time with very often.
kuhlde1337
Fair assessment, thanks. Do you think the learning opportunities are a worthy enough time investment to outweigh the subpar pay and hours?
AnythingMuchShorter
So as you might expect, we had a lot of fun playing with RC cars together and making circuit boards for them and stuff. Naturally.
ThenIDefyYouStars
A good ending.
etcnotect
But no happy ending
Johwin
My wife attempted this once or twice but eventually understood that I'm utterly indifferent to pretty much everybody.
The701
GingerSnapYourNeck
Dont worry, the only other person my husband likes to hang out with is his brother, and we all live together so it works out
wick3dr0se
Do you have sex with his brother?
GingerSnapYourNeck
RamsesMCMXCI
Sucks to he your wife, and you
Kingpoopdik
In your mind maybe. From another persons perspective, no. I'm sure it could be inferred that your life may also suck, based on this comment.
Skeletun
my bestfriend gets along with no one because he is a massive asshole.
Bestavailableusername
Noone but you?
Skeletun
Not even me, he told me "No exceptions" I realized I need a new best friend. He treats my brother with all the respect though.
metacosmos
It's me, your best friend.
Wharrgarrble
Dio?
sassybeckalicious
i have to do this for my hubs, he doesn't like asking other boys out. it just has to happen naturally.. "naturally" between wives
huerrbuzz
Yea I don't think guys like this Tbh. I would hate if my wife set up a "playdate" Tbh. This seems childish. Guys are pretty cut and dry
sassybeckalicious
1) it's tongue in cheek 2) they are friends 3) they are too "polite" to "bother" each other but have a blast when we hang
CoffeeRocks
Not gonna lie. I'd appreciate it if my girl did this on the sly and neither of us knew.
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
I straight up ask my SO's best mate to take his grumpy arse out. He can get so stuck in a rut that he thinks noone wants to see him.
Eaglemk4
My wife just asks other boys or for herself! Cut out the middle man
PoopholeAintALoophole
I doesn't seem like it should be like this, but sometimes it do.
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
If I don't show any interest in hanging out with someone it's literally because I don't like them. Guys are usually pretty cut and dry.
sassybeckalicious
we have friends that we like but he feels like he is interrupting to reach out. So I help :)
33WhiskeyTX
My wife has suggested it, but it would be fucking torture for me. I do not have much in common with my wife's friends' husbands.
AnonOmis1000
I think I'd enjoy my SO this for me. I have poor social skills. Thanks autism.
hippybobby
Thanks vaccines
DetectiveGaff
Yeah but think of all the diseases you aren't dying from
sassybeckalicious
this is sadly a reality. and true
sassybeckalicious
Him too. He thinks himself out of things but not if we have the right buffer
AnonOmis1000
Also I wish I had an SO...
ignimbrite
My SO and I both have poor social skills and are antisocial, we prefer to stay in with ourselves
sassybeckalicious
we have turned our house into a mega playground because of this.
talkingtothepast
For real?? How weird
nero4ty2
I’d never call any of my wife’s friends husbands up out of the blue, but they’ll often arrange a day when they go out and we have the kids>
sassybeckalicious
"X was thinking about going to the car show" 'Oh yeah, so was Y" "We should see if they want to meet up"..
nero4ty2
We always have a blast but don’t socialize much outside of that
sassybeckalicious
he talks about it, like "I wish I knew what he was doing with that Rx7". and I'm like.. ASK HIM! .."eh, next time .."
eddieVH5150
Husband here: Stop fucking doing this.
sassybeckalicious
btw, it's van halen, not van hagar. >.<
sassybeckalicious
You dont understand autism
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sassybeckalicious
Well you do not understand why what i do is helpful. You dont know me *sassy snaps
SamanosukeOnimusha
wife used to do this with her friends’ husbands. It was always awkward and I never liked any of them. She finally figured it out and stopped
huerrbuzz
Amen brother. Terrible idea
Cuckoldcameraman
It is a terrible idea if she based her husbands possible friendship off her friendship with the wife.
Cuckoldcameraman
Don’t just do it for the possibility of a double date
Cuckoldcameraman
I’ve seen it done where the two wives believe, based off character, that the husbands could be good friends, then it’s cool.
LinearAlgebro
so you just refused to have fun with your wife's friends until she stopped trying to include you in things?
isthatgoodicanttell
you're retarded
gregorclegane
Awe jeez Rick.
SchrodingersDictator
Maybe it’s maybelline.
tossabeertoyourwitcher
Maybe it's the rum but I straight up cackled at the two other responses to this. Amazing.
antonPmatt
I saw your comment and didn’t know what you were talking about until i looked down and died
Elmhafudd
Being forced to interact with people you don't want to isn't a reasonable request its cruel and unusual punishment.
shahbrahdaman
Aye is the glass half empty over there eh?
qweds
He didn’t say he refused, he said he didn’t have fun. There’s a difference
LinearAlgebro
if it happens every time then he is the problem. And even if he doesn't have fun, sometimes acting like it is an easy thing to do for her
qweds
No, have you ever been in a relationship? You can be different and find comfort in different things. He said he tried, and he would continu>
LinearAlgebro
yea, and sometimes I do things I'm not interested in for her
qweds
Trying but the wife noticed. That’s the sign of a great relationship. Acceptance and understanding