beardyfaceguy

24049 pts · December 11, 2012


Everyday I think about how wonderful it is to be alive during the time of toilet paper.

I didn't know sculpting has so much in common with making a bowl of cereal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right there with you.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sooo, who is this?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never been able to wrap my head around how war utterly ruins peoples minds. How depraved is that environment that a bunch of men will stand around and watch a child swing by her neck spasming and shaking until she dies. And this is just a microscopic moment of that war.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The 'only' thing I can think of that could be added is a little realism to tire/tyre track depressions in the grass. But I am not being critical! You're work is astounding, and your color usage is incredible! I love it!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget reposting it a day later without source or credit to the original artist

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

@OP serious question. Are you okay man? If you're ignoring everyone's advice to stop digging, I worry you're in a bad place. If you're feeling like "So be it" if the hole collapses on you, you should talk to someone. Ignoring obviously terrible danger and getting hurt is practically the same as actively hurting yourself.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What you said. I feel like this is almost a copy paste of an article I read +10 years ago. Don't get me wrong though, I really hope they can figure it out.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This cat is so chonky it alters space time. The video speeds up but the cat's (lack of) movement remains a constant.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry for you loss.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are parts of that I can't even guess what he is saying. Felt like I was listening to Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Crazy kid!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Burritos are tacos that are trying to get cozy and wrap up.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tailslide Grind = Right Turn signal + Δ

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Such booo!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Field sobriety test: stay off the white line, run your windshield wipers with your eyes closed, and hold your trunk and hood open for 30 seconds.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't try and threaten me with a good time.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What lens did they use?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She looks like a god damn Norse Valkyrie about to throw herself at ten thousand foes to defend her people!

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

I'm sorry your not getting any blow jobs BoboTheIceMan.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

The husband face of "This is totally worth how much trouble I'm in"

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

'or bite'

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

That feeling when your uncontrollably laughing but someone has a crazy laugh & you cant help but laugh but you're not sure if its insulting

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Don't tell Nestle

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I wonder what SKATEBORDER! Anthony Hawkins is up to right now?

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I would rive continents and desiccate the oceans to get Poppy more Lamb Chops!

3 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Englishs punctuation rules can be difficult for student's to remember.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I womder if Cirque de soleil could use him for some mind bending costume pieces for acrobats

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0