baldricka

28830 pts ยท May 28, 2016


Martial artist, speedrunner, confectioner, Scotsman. If this ends up on the front page, I'll make you a slab of my finest tablet (NOT DRUGS) and post it worldwide. https://youtu.be/dPmZqsQNzGA Bluesky haikus https://bsky.app/profile/haikusfromthedome.bsky.social

#2 IT'S time to dissociate... You can't cut one syllable from the rhythm like that!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, america, please take the tangerine queef donkey back

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I loled, +1

8 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm Scottish

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The orange nugget. Thought that was obvious.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Except when america influences every other country. And watch me lol

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Helps when I'm not American.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is a solid loop

8 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

A poorly drawn wooden spoon mixing soup

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, despite being Scottish

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oops forgot to write, the prompt was boulder!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree with the anger, (and our gov isnt much better tbh) slava ukraini, free Palestine!

8 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good luck and keep at it

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Once again, not American. All I can do is keep going until they start doing something.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhh i understand. I just committed to counting to inauguration day 2029, with flexibility in case things change

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Being Scottish I guess it affects me less, but I still care

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for at least coming back to say as much, rather than leaving everyone hanging

8 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I think I see where you're going wrong.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Peugeot not alive either

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe that's why he leaves, he recognises they all live together

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they didn't care, why would people get detained for having it?

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That dude knows a lot of attractive women

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one in particular speaks to me. I really really love your style

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One day, I will be rich enough to buy your art to hand in my house, where I can enjoy it whenever I want.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just walk out and buy elsewhere, not like I've paid yet

9 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Soon!

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something something Republicans something something money, something something tax cuts

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife and I have gone to disneyland paris for this very reason.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hopes*

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am watching in the house he doesn't make it

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0