azzabat

45515 pts · September 26, 2015


My buddies dog does this to me every time I visit. Salty bald heads for the win

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Sparkling mineral water with no bubbles” gives me Gwyneth Paltrow vibes.

6 months ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Whilst I agree with the humanity, pigeons are vermin and carry diseases like histoplasmosis, psittacosis and cryptococcosis.
There’s a reason they’re called “Flying Rats”.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

You’ll get these in the first year so don’t be disheartened. It’s your lungs clearing out all the crap from smoking and ‘Learning how to Lung’ again. I had about 4x lung infections the first year I quit.
Hang in there. 👍

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brilliant ! 🤩

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My theory is that they’ll keep DumbOld Trump alive at least until January 21st 2027 (2 years and 1 day). That way JD Vance can step up to serve as President for the remainder (1 year 364 days) of Drumps term, and still be eligible to run for 2x 4 year terms as President.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that’s upsetting. 😔

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SPLOSH !

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s only “unlawful” if those responsible for upholding the law actually do anything about it. Looking at you Gang Of Pedophiles.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I hate to be that guy, but they’re not the same. They’re very close, but they’re not the same.
Doesn’t mean he didn’t use cheap spray painted plastic but these are not the same.

7 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Singer is YungBlud. Don’t know about the band.

7 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Matthew 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged"

Matthew 7:6 "Do not give what is holy to the dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet and turn and tear you to pieces"

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me: Babysitting sister’s kids.
Sister returning home: “Why are the boys covered in oil … and all our cushions are in the tree?”
Me: 😊

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’ve joined the waiting list to be notified when it goes live.
As soon as it does I’m (sadly) leaving Imgur. 😢

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve added to the waiting list to be notified when it goes live.
When it does I’m hassle) leaving Imgur. 😞

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great. Now I want a Chinese. 🤨

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bradley Jay Nall, 68, of Des Moines is the Pedo-Protector for those interested.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Or … and I know this is radical … maybe look at all the other countries that have an Independent Authority that sets boundaries and choose the best from them.
In the Uk for example each one (of 650) contains roughly 75,000 people and is sensibly laid out.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

INTEL is on the ropes. It’s estimated it needs about 15 Billion in the next 5 - 10 years just to stay afloat and currently has a 30% chance of bankruptcy. In the last couple of years it went from number #1 to number #11 in chip manufacturers

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

🤣

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But that’s ok, because Americans can just choose 1 doll instead of dozens.

7 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

The “I gotta bake that lady a cake” at the end cracked me up. 👍

7 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

So …. They’ll climb over it at night now ?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont forget he also stole from kids who had Cancer.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

😂 I felt that video in my bones. 🤣

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having trousers I didn’t have to share with my older sister. I’m male. 😞

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can’t see it in the video, but the President of Finland was sat RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM !

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ‘Special Hell’.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude, didn’t you kiss another guy in “Meet the Spartans”?

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That bowl WAS our bucket. 🤣

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0