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13416 pts ยท March 25, 2012


Hi, my name is Tom! My user name is an elaborate pun on my last name and 260 lb figure, good luck figuring it out though.

"Hold my juice box"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thoughts: 1) who would he spar against, 2) he just got shot, 3) dueling just isn't his jam, he's used to dominating enemies easily

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

If I wanted my comeback I would have placed it in a vial and categorized it by time of day and last meal eaten.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me want to go to random places and dig grave-shaped holes in order to confuse people

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It shouldn't be, but some professors are lazy and let it do grading for them

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or maybe democracy is a process where people have to make compromises to assemble coalitions in order to do things.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but if there were a whole bunch of white Muslims in US/Europe you wouldn't be seeing this shit nearly as bad

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

K bye is text speak for "fuck off." Plus he was a complete stranger who basically stole her phone #. Completely creepy

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

I think if parents don't want to raise the child, they shouldn't have to. Genetics/eugenics is a crappy argument for this though

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Unbeweaveable

10 years ago | Likes 445 Dislikes 2

Basically though there were lots of spellings all over the place, and the two countries standardized differently in the 19th c.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually just start with the middle finger

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

To me, this is really the best point for gun control.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 13

Honestly I'm just amazed we can do the chop chop down there and have it still work at all.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

25 and I remember it all

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Use sandpaper instead of toilet paper when you want to make sure you're extra clean

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Should be "take off your regular socks, put on your fucking socks."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Special delivery, sir!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better sanitize your inputs cause I'm gonna be injecting straight into you

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Most people say it "ka-thoo-loo", though in the original it's supposed to be not really pronounceable.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Actually this is more of a case of the way a large group of smart people can still manage to be kind of stupid.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When she says she doesn't want anything big for Christmas, just something small and cute.

10 years ago | Likes 599 Dislikes 2

I googled it and these names for turkey actually check out. Also, I learned that the Greek word for turkey translates as "French chicken."

10 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 2

I think the racist thing is more not even realizing there's a difference to care about/look for

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine in college played a game called "danger ball" which was dodgeball but with racquetballs, and everyone had a racquet.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's hard to tell from a one-sided account tbh

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Pretty much everywhere is into craft brewing now. I'm pretty sure you can go to almost any state and find multiple excellent breweries

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