asterysk

1970 pts ยท September 24, 2013


"I'm like a really smart person, believe me."

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Allegedly

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Donald Trump: actually Hortler

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Family wreath?

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Imma need a Donald Trump version of this

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Low energy!

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And no death panels

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The Chippa-ai

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One neat trick only Algebra II students will understand!

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What the fuck is dabbing? I missed this completely. God I feel old.

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Donald Trump's labor secretary was literally brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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Knives are sharp. It is known.

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Please don't go spreading this around the Internet.

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Needs more sniff

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Also:

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Good thing he wore his brown pants

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That looks fucking awesome

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What is this, Australia?

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Worst president this century

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$30 is kinda pricey just to teach someone a lesson.

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No ballistas

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5/7

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It's just standard traditional mandarin

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You're baaaaaaaad

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Hopefully we don't add any more Clintons to this.

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I goatse what you did there.

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It was the UN. They UN-Nazi'd the world, forever.

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