asmallcat

117564 pts · August 20, 2013


If this gets too the front page, I'll do some stupid shit for points because apparently that's how this is supposed to work

Why does the tsa treat me like a terrorist after I engaged in terrorism?

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

We're all already comfortable not really owning our games. What do you think steam is? You can't resell, and if steam goes under, you're f'd

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not unmute unless you love Abba, then I guess unmute.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of OSHA violations!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally the only times I see them are people bitching about them on reddit and imgur. Get off of garbage platforms if you don't want to see them.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Rare Mississippi W.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 people that claim to not like the Kardashians sure think and post about them a lot.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Also, like, almost no one hates the word moist when applied to baked goods.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm so sick of people treating like a goddamn sport and acting like they have to support one side no matter what.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm also certain that was attempted theft, but imagine if you really did just lose control of your bike and got fucking sky kicked off it.

2 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

I was in 9th grade and got a temp job doing manual installations of Y2K updates on computers in my moms school lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You da real MVP.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 my friend doesn't get it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All that setup and his feet are below the neck of the guitar. Boo.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was gonna say chicken and it's not close. A chicken can't kill you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The business should know better. Nothing in place when 60k worth of purchases come in with different addresses to the same account?

2 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

I've never not woken up from a nap groggy. Falling into the nap is great as you said.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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"The horse we tied our wagon to is running us off a cliff!"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Buddy you aren’t gonna believe this

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m apple IIgs old lmao.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iceland is the place I’ve been to that felt the most like a different planet. Just wildly alien landscapes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With modern LED bulbs that is not remotely a fire hazard.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It’s not though. You can’t have a conversation with your dog. They cannot learn language.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Everyone fears the phantom pooper.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0