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RCcarlson
#25 Freaky, I was just making a sound clip of that. lol
Harmonylovesmusic
#33 When I saw this movie in the 90s, I thought the line "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb" was a joke. Here it is 30-something years later and boy, I gotta hand it to Dark Helmet.
Courier87
#18 well now I'm off to watch Dark City again
MrStealYourGiF
#1 Damn, how dare you defile that with an inferior mixer, go get some 120 proof Jamaican Rum immediately.
CJAW
#40 this is a big reason why I dropped my introduction to ethical theory class in college (not this exact scene, the good place wouldn't come out for some time at that point)
seiarahien8
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/taylor-swift-africa-pic/
nattyonice
#7 This. This is the coworker we all deserve.
FlaminkoFactor
#1 for when you're tryna get bang-a-dragon level drunk
cuttlesquirt
Excellent.
middlenameconfusion
#24 Only 7% of people regret having a child? Not even during the diaper changing? What about the time the child discovers things can be put in the toilet and flushed? The entirety of the teenage years?
Lifk
Yep , i would have expect more. I also didnt know so many people would regret repair surgery too. Except if they include failed one.
ExTechOp
The statistics on people regretting transitioning are abysmally bad, but what can be determined from the little we have seems to be that the majority detransition because of environmental pressure, not so much because of they regret the change.
Eridianne
#7 My very best friend, immediately upon meeting me, pulled a six pack of beers out of his trunk and offered me one. During our day shift at IKEA. So obviously we crushed three beers each and then went back to doing retail. Years later he told me "Man, that job sucked so fuckin bad, I was planning on just driving home if you hadn't taken it". Some people are just born lunatics
BurningVeryImportantThings
My first day in a projection booth started with a shot of whiskey and a 45 minute smoke break. I was 18 and in charge of a multiplex lol.
jonathantoast
Having a child is only a 7% regret rate? Do they ask the question while the children are present?
SgtDefaultGN
Probably after they’ve moved out, lol
DrankTooMuchMead
#24 Actually, it's a lot more than 1%. Detrans people are speaking up now. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gtTzMbzKovI&pp=ygUHZGV0cmFucw%3D%3D
pluralone
Thanks for that. I Googled "what is detrans" and found a VERY interesting article by the NIH entitled, "Detransition needs further understanding, not controversy." Looks like the 1% estimate is based on a lack of research.
wolfbro86
#7 Taylor sounds like a cool person.
TheFifthTK
#12 It’s clearly the man being executed for the crime of you sucking at the game. This might be the new glass half full/empty of the modern era.
ShipForBrains
Came down here to say the same thing
MrGubbmintMan
This is a fantastic dump. Thank you.
TinaEveFox
#36 They mean this could happen to them or people they know, you know, people of value and worth.
parabolic000
#19 In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
erikleorga
#3 Sometimes you have no choice.
WazigeWiebe
#6 i dont think they had jagerbombs
immunity
#15 I've tried this advice, numerous times. Unfortunately, life's still falling apart post nap.
BloodyStupidJohnson
Meanwhile, over in the UK, we have a ruling kakistocracy tying to take tents away from homeless people, claiming it's a "lifestyle choice." We seriously need to stop voting for clowns, and expecting there to be no circus.
wylkyn
#45 WTF is that an All That Jazz meme? I had a period where I was obsessed with that movie and watched it drunk way too often. No idea why.
AntaNce
It was great? I still recall scenes from it at times. When he was dancing with his ex and conversing, it was an amazing moment.
wylkyn
That song when his daughter was singing to him about "one of these days, you're gonna miss me". Heartbreaking stuff.
AntaNce
All around great stuff. Fosse was genius.
Filanwizard
#28 it was done in such an overdramatized way. That is why it was funny. The modern ones portray it in a serious light.
pilomotor
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Narm
AllTheMemes1
This describes the entirety of The Room.
ColdestOne
#6 they look like they're on ecstacy laced with meth. Or a fuck ton of coke or both
Anfalicious
That's an MD gurn if I ever saw one
wolfbro86
All the faces have been photoshopped to be the same face. It was a trend in memes for a while.
Rhythmaster
Ecstasy laced with meth was all we could get back in the day, at least it gave me enough energy to dance the whole night at the rave. Pure MDMA was a lot more chill...
Joeybigtimes
They’ve been photoshopped to have the same mouth.
SwagicalYololord
Hey, don’t make fun of people with face blindness
AttackOfTheSpaceBat
#11 by far the best one outside of the first two. In fact I think I’m gonna watch it right now.
PaleChapter
I think it's better than 2.
AhhhhComeOn
Did you like predators with Adrien Brody, it's been a while but I remember really liking it.
TheDentDad
Clue is a fantastic movie.
theGrumptastic
Fantastic and wildly underrated.
menemyr
The best part about Clue? The original theatrical release didn't have all the endings it does today. They sent out random single endings to each theater and didn't tell anyone that there were different ones. So when people started talking about it, there was mass confusion about how it ended.
mikanskittles
I literally just finished watching it with my husband. Like ten minutes ago. It was, as always, fantastic.
theREALskittlepoop
Tim Curry is a treasure
PballQhead
He is, but he's only like 5%, maybe 10%, of what makes Clue awesome.
theREALskittlepoop
Madeline Kahn!!! 💜
riddmkidd
Oh no, he carries that movie. AND on top of that the whole cast is stellar, world class talent. This movie is so underrated.
Lassannn
He's a clown is what he is.
thedudeman519
And a Pirate and a Witch and a Girl Scout !
KitchenComandante
*Wilderness Girl!
thedudeman519
MoralRectifier
#14 fake: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/taylor-swift-africa-pic/
ZOMGNO
What gave it away? Was it the fake face on the left, or the fake face at the top? Or the weird blurs and mismatched colours? The fake arms and hands?
PaleChapter
I think that's the joke.
uzetaab
It's not very funny
RazTheGiant
So you're saying that floating disconnected arm in the top left isn't real? Crazy
florismrfart
That's ET phoning home.
RazTheGiant
Some of the fingers in the image are differently close enough to that design
WellEverybodysHeardAboutTheBird
Mahcks
You say that, but this image exists in the same universe as flat-earthers.
MoralRectifier
I agree. But I've met people.
UggItsThatKid24
#7 is actually really cute.
WellEverybodysHeardAboutTheBird
I have no idea how I would respond if I got a text like that
justaguyinthebackrow
"Thanks"
UggItsThatKid24
I think it has alot of variables but obviously first and foremost is let them sober up before you dive into that. I just know when I tripped I never really gushed over anyone. So for their brain to go there means they really are crushing in you hard. IMO
UggItsThatKid24
On* oh my god "crushing on you" lol
loma45
Hmm shrooms just make me love everyone. I want to tell my friends how great they are, my family how important they are to me, etc. So they could well be crushing, but I'd get confirmation before acting on that assumption.
UggItsThatKid24
I can only describe my trips as I can hear the gears of reality grinding and then I get lost in my living room lol
omnipotentpasta
#3 if you think I have that much control of my poop, you have no idea who I am.
SpaceSpeed
Is it... is it Batman?
omnipotentpasta
asmallcat
Also, it's a bathroom. It's what they're for. Anyone who cares that someone else poops in their bathroom is a weirdo.
heathenhumanist
In Jr high this popular girl told me that public bathrooms aren't made for poop, just pee. Seemed like one of those "Girls don't poop, that's gross" kind of girls.
Such a silly thing to think. Public toilets are usually better than your home toilets because they're industrial with big pipes that don't clog as easily as your home pipes. If they were consumer size toilets/pipes then workers would be constantly plunging them.
demolitionlover09
Probably wouldn’t even need a poop knife in public toilets
doctorwut02
I mean...I'd rather not have strangers breaking into my home to use the bathroom.
CairoLen
That has happened to me.
asmallcat
Everyone fears the phantom pooper.
mushroomking
...I don't like when people poop in my bathroom, but I am admittedly a weirdo. Most people don't close the lid even if you ask them to.
my2micmacs
Do u mean close the lid when they flush? I'll admit to being ½ weirdo bc I can't stand the thought of flushing without the lid down. When u flush without it down, micro water droplets (mist) containing micro bits of the stuff u just deposited in the toilet, spray out of the toilet bowl & lands on the surfaces nearby. I once heard/read the number of feet those nasty droplets are flung. I have to go wipe down my bthrm after guests leave. I'm not usually a germaphobe but in this particular thing.
Tarnfire
We have vacum toilets. Sucks everthing out before refilling with water. Noisy as hell, but saves on water.
mushroomking
Exactly. It's not just droplets spraying out, it creates a mist. Shut the lights off and aim a laser over the bowl when you flush. It's a cloud of mist. My ma has OCD and is hugely germ-averse to boot, so there's a lot of stuff I grew up having an unfortunate amount of understanding of, namely how gross everything and everyone is haha. I know I'm the odd man out because of a peculiar upbringing so I don't really judge but I consider most things gross. It's sad lol
mushroomking
I basically have had to tell myself my whole life that none of the germs have killed me so far so it's obviously all been well inside the realm of my own tolerance but it's hard not to think of when it's how you were raised. I've mostly de-weirded myself, but the toilet lid thing is something that will never be ok with me.