aromaticfable

15995 pts · August 17, 2014


Space colonization is going to be such a fucking arduous, uncomfortable process for all the colonists that it's a shit backup plan for them.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, probably not. However he's also a giant robot that throws nuclear bombs like footballs, so I'm not going to disagree with him.

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Heathers

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Death is the best friend you'll ever have. No matter what, he'll be there for you in the end.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

3/ So I've just been isolated and going insane in this house with an old as fuck dog that spends all day sleeping for the last three months.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2/ Went on a trip to Europe. Normally that would be "oh shit, house party", but I've come to realize I have no friends and no one to invite

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1/ I graduated from college last spring, and have been stuck hanging around my parent's house tending to the dog, as the rest of my family

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If you go and play for the other side, the other guy is there though,so he made it out as well.Tullius,Ulfric, and the Thalmor diplomat too.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laughs in GRRM*

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was only a week or two prior. Eitri mentions calling Asgard for aid and receiving no response (in lieu of it being destroyed by Surtr)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leaps of logic starting from the fact she put a good deal of effort into the photo (makeup,cleavage,ring light)

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ex’s comment was a different one that went into much more personal detail.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many times do you think Strange had to watch that rat miss the button?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Despite being mute, he still got caught monologuing.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Stab themselves in the chest, become the New Knight King and Queen.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WE ARE SIGMAR'S HEIRS! THEY ARE SIGMAR'S FOES!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My days of playing the Empire in Warhammer:Total War taught me to put all my neat shit behind the meatshields when facing the Von Carsteins.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Three of the Tullys are named Grover, Kermit, and Elmo. There’s a Dallas Cowboy. GRRM goes on the nose modern with his references sometimes.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His lover Renly had a “Rainbow Guard” instead of a Kingsguard.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

“You need a HAND finding out where to go you asshole?” “Sure, why don’t you WALK me through it?”-Bran and Jaime

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Paladins don't need a god anymore. They just have to swear an oath.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What’d Reddit do?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a Black Dragon, it’s got 12d8 Acid damage as a Breath attack.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn it Casper.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exact usefulness relies on what qualifies as dark and whether invisible you still has a silhouette.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta face your adversaries in glorious hand to hand, face to face combat like all true champions of the battlefield do. Else you’re a Tau.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1