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Jul 4, 2019 9:23 PM
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Btint11
Couldn't he have just treated people with ulcers using antibiotics to see if it would work?
leroythesuede
This podcast will kill you did an episode on it if you wanna listen to the skinny
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
What a maddman
TheKingRamen
Thanks to those fuckers I had ulcers the size of half dollars
longnNoodleDriver
That's small price for salvation!!
FuckGlitter
I swear when anyone comes in with ulcers my docs always throw that test in with the first bunch too :) horrid antibiotics for it tho
sciencebasedlifeform
Didn't he create Happy Dayd and Laverne & Shirley too?
spacejunkrepair
Don't worry about shit and you won't get ulcers.
Bizarkly
Found the person who *still believes* that ulcers are merely a side effect of stress...
Inactiveman
“There is an overwhelming scientific consensus...”
SerDire
A small price to pay for salvation
nop666
He's Australian, obviously.
ShadowDragon077
"Everybody gets one... Tell 'em Peter"..." Uh, apparently everybody gets one "
PeriodQueen
Whoa there skippy. That’s a bit dark for me.
sososleepy
Been there. No fun. 2/10 would not recommend
KhadaJhinFOUR
ljnumber8
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
playstation360
Kinda want these people to test their theory with this method. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS_denialism
Ringshadow
I have a very strange coworker who is treating her H. Pylori like it's a continuing/permanent condition, not something to be killed via meds
Ringshadow
The thing is, she mentioned drinking too much coffee and "setting off her H Pylori" and I was like.. huh. I remembered the Nobel.
Ringshadow
So now I'm like, do I tell her it can be killed via aggressive pharmaceuticals and it should be for stomach cancer reasons? Or?
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
There are a couple of antidotes and treatments found in that exact way. Imagine how frustrated you need to be to poison yourself for science
TootersMcgooters
iknowitsnotbutter
DemonFluffer1000
He also trashed his research centre recently so the madman tag is probably accurate.
12ndattempt
Foking Australians
kphelgersail
Then there was https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Forssmann Werner Forssmann, who in 1929 decided to do the first heart cath on himself.
BloodCri
There is so much to this story. More doctors thought that bacteria caused it but suggesting it was taboo and would get you made fun of.
BloodCri
Ulcer treatment before then was expensive and usually involved surgery. By discovering this he saved people the cost and pain of going
BloodCri
through an invasive process to remove an otherwise easily treatable condition. A true hero.
WackyPaki
ScottPerri
Came here to post this, gave you upvote instead.
WackyPaki
WalterJrsFatC0ck
Fecal transplants, man.
Miguenzo
In a cup?
petresun
I know the merits of fecal transplants, but he won a Nobel. He was right.
3wattbulb
You can stick that shit right up your ass.
warmNchewey
Ok. What is the joke I'm missing here?
Miguenzo
Two girls, one cup
IFoldlyGo
Did you learn about that in Medical stool?
EdwardStarsmith
If it's stupid, but it works, it's not stupid.
flyingfig
TinFoilKat
AnonOmis1000
What is this clip from?
BreadandChips
I think it’s the credit for the first avengers
finnsto
second. Age of Ultron
BobHacks
Right! I was like I don't recall that I'm any of the last two movies
Housemaster
I think it was an after credit scene from Age of Ultron... or another one of the 1000+ Marvel movies
TheAziz
Yeah it totally looked like that right after he terrorized Eitri to made the gauntlet.
GerberLegalTeam
He already had the gauntlet sitting around in this scene.
FunnyAmplifier
I think there's a significant time gap between thanos forcing the dwarves to make the gauntlet. and this scene here, he probably (1/2)
FunnyAmplifier
had it stored while he was waiting for the stones from ronan/gamora/collector etc. but got sick of waiting and went for them himself (2/2)
aromaticfable
It was only a week or two prior. Eitri mentions calling Asgard for aid and receiving no response (in lieu of it being destroyed by Surtr)
removekarling
Could that have been because it was ruled by Loki
RamAssScratcher
Also when the bifrost was destroyed
Aquilarden
"In lieu of" means "instead of," just so you know for the future.
tiderfish
Isn’t that still human testing?
AmbroseGudmaker
Yeah. He got in lots of trouble with ethics committees to begin with.
ThePaintShop
idontenglishsorry
nice
ReverseTrapTsukasa
"There are no punishments for the terrors that we inflict on ourselves." ~The Director of Project Freelancer, Dr. Leonard Church
ReverseTrapTsukasa
petresun
I know the merits of fecal transplants, but he was right.
tred1975
No, a man with such big balls isn’t human
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
at that point they stop being balls and become globes
ShitIcantthinkofausernameagain
https://imgur.com/M2rjvCP
barrocoyote
Believe he got fired or moved or some shit
Thetingwitdating
No, he is Ausralian
nop666
This Aussie has an upvote for you. ;)
ff7cstrife
Testing on other humans. Drinking bleach isn’t illegal, making making others do it is
ThePunchline
Actually suicide is illegal so you could argue that drinking bleach is illegal
OutisNobody
To judge - I was trying to bleach my asshole from end to end.
Nie200
I think it's only illegal specifically so police can do something if they catch you in the act
ThePunchline
True. Also so you can be admitted for psychiatric help
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Suicide being illegal is so stupidly hilarious.
RatKingCerf
It's to give police the authority to enter your premises if they believe you're doing something illegal so they can save you legally
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
So... how exactly would the police know to come?
TanDumpLord
What are they gonna do? "Oh, you drank that shit? Guess it's jail for you then".
ReverseTrapTsukasa
They do that with meth, crack, the devil's leatus, and those other drugs...
Friend2582
Why’d you spell lettuce all weerd?
ReverseTrapTsukasa
blame laziness and my spell check not catching it...
TheGuyWhoSitsInTheBackOfTheClass
I'll think of myself as a scientist next time I get high
JimmiRustler
Try using tinctures over smoking if you want to feel even more scientific
PietroAretino
They do that to failed suicides so yeah
CeoHuntingSeason
Rarely, legally yeah it's a crime, but in most of the world they don't enforce any real punishment
SerenePrincess013
Depends on your state/country. Most of the civilised world just sends you to the hospital for an extended stay w/ some happy drugs.
NeutralMilkHotelisOverated
I consider any facility that I’m kept in against my will a jail
DoctorBaboon42
THIS FLESH IS A PRISON