38 pts · September 17, 2018
I can actually hear Ghandolf screaming “YOU SHALL PASS!!!!” ???
Looks like Sam is getting lucky tonite! And Gollum is going to get sloppy seconds.
Better be careful. Your tongue will get stuck like Ralphie’s friend in the schoolyard in A Christmas Story! ???
I’m a god! I’m not THE god! But A god.
Besides the raccoon, I’m glad to see she’s wearing her flotation devices. Safety first!
I’m gonna need that girl’s leg...
Where’s the old school lawn darts?
What do you mean you don’t remember? You’ve been there so many times you applied for dual citizenship!!! ???
Too late https://pics.me.me/when-you-grab-the-handisanitizer-instead-of-the-hand-lotion-26835580.png
And if they’re a female, they shall get a third upvote?
Now I’m gonna have to go google “flash flood fetish” and “mudslide porn”. Why?! Thanks a lot, asshole!!! Your fault! (Grabs the lotion)
Dad! Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I have to use the bathroom!!! But I have to go NOW!!!
Only when he smashes the wrong shit
Sum Soft Guy?
6ft hose and he operates the torch 6 inches from the tank. Might want to lay the tank on its side so it doesn’t tip over, while you’re at it
Humans just call it “docking”
What is this from?
So what’s the sitch?
Then they’re not really friends
Or the cable channel you didn’t get that was all scrambled? Tilting my head sideways thinking “wait! I think that was a nipple!!!”
Sears
That’s your fault for living at home at 26. Just saying...
I also read it in my head as Wilford Brimley???
My rule of thumb? If they’re 20 years older than me or missing an arm or a leg, I take care of them. If not, get a job.
Talented AND cute! What a catch!!!
I remember a time when skateboarders weren’t whiners
How many years did you know him?
I’m happier about the 2 ⬇️’s than I am about the 9⬆️’s????
Can vegetable give consent? #vegetablestoo
I can actually hear Ghandolf screaming “YOU SHALL PASS!!!!” ???
Looks like Sam is getting lucky tonite! And Gollum is going to get sloppy seconds.
Better be careful. Your tongue will get stuck like Ralphie’s friend in the schoolyard in A Christmas Story! ???
I’m a god! I’m not THE god! But A god.
Besides the raccoon, I’m glad to see she’s wearing her flotation devices. Safety first!
I’m gonna need that girl’s leg...
Where’s the old school lawn darts?
What do you mean you don’t remember? You’ve been there so many times you applied for dual citizenship!!! ???
Too late https://pics.me.me/when-you-grab-the-handisanitizer-instead-of-the-hand-lotion-26835580.png
And if they’re a female, they shall get a third upvote?
Now I’m gonna have to go google “flash flood fetish” and “mudslide porn”. Why?! Thanks a lot, asshole!!! Your fault! (Grabs the lotion)
Dad! Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? I have to use the bathroom!!! But I have to go NOW!!!
Only when he smashes the wrong shit
Sum Soft Guy?
6ft hose and he operates the torch 6 inches from the tank. Might want to lay the tank on its side so it doesn’t tip over, while you’re at it
Humans just call it “docking”
What is this from?
So what’s the sitch?
Then they’re not really friends
Or the cable channel you didn’t get that was all scrambled? Tilting my head sideways thinking “wait! I think that was a nipple!!!”
Sears
That’s your fault for living at home at 26. Just saying...
I also read it in my head as Wilford Brimley???
My rule of thumb? If they’re 20 years older than me or missing an arm or a leg, I take care of them. If not, get a job.
Talented AND cute! What a catch!!!
I remember a time when skateboarders weren’t whiners
How many years did you know him?
I’m happier about the 2 ⬇️’s than I am about the 9⬆️’s????
Can vegetable give consent? #vegetablestoo