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Feb 27, 2019 11:47 PM
WiggleMyDick
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Ringshadow
You can also put your blanket in the dryer whenever you want!
wanderfarandbewild
I’m on a diet, don’t really like chocolate but I’d do some shady shit for that cake!
Boomi
heartburn is keeping me from doing it, and feeling like shit because of blood sugar spiking and crashing. other than that it's cool...
Rusarules
I have done this after realizing I could. Didn't give a fuck.
thematman92
I hate that this reminds me of an awesome Cosby bit....I know he is a piece of shit but he was a genius at comedy.
scrollinthrew
Except your metabolism.
JanItor1340
Everything in moderation, do it once a year.
feedztitan
That’s what marriage does. Polices you from really tasty choices.
Voni
The faint phantom pain, at the memory of the last stomach ache does a pretty good job at policing it.
FlawedSquad
Life-long chocoholic, but for breakfast? I'm gettin' a little long in the tooth for those kind of shenanigans!
JanItor1340
I shall do it
myhappyanonplace
Ur body is policing it. Once in a while I do this but blog often bc diabetes n stuff lol
myhappyanonplace
Don’t do if often***** thanks phone lol
PaleteroinATX
Chocolate cake goes great with a chocolate stout.
WiggleMyDick
Go on ...
Imuseaboutstuff
Is Bill Cosby on IMGUR, in Jail, or is this "Carlos Mencia" stealing jokes again?
loveisallwereallyhave
I'm tellin
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Kalid19
thatsthejoke.pdf
tpgreyknight
I'mma go for it
blatantlyawkward
Im pretty sure my wife polices that. Hardcore.
GlobeHoppinBunnyBooper
AND have sleep overs with friends whenever you want!
GrimLikesRum
had chocolate cake this morning minus the chocolate and it wasnt baked it was cooked on a griddle and no frosting, i put maple tree blood.
MellWood99
I did that this morning, my stomach did not agree with me on my ideas of expressing adult freedom
Saghan
Lies. As soon as you become an adult, your body starts punishing you for every single fun or enjoyable thing you do.
calichillionaire
Hey, let’s not bring up the truth here.
modicumjones
This reminds me of a revelation i was introduced to way back in university. Slice of chocolate cake in a bowl of milk.
Ninjafrog
That would solve the dry cake problem for sure.
MetroidJunkie
If you're going to indulge in sweets, breakfast is probably the best meal to do it with. You have more opportunity to burn it off.
PlatypusFeet
It's hard to wiggle your dick when you can't see it though
VanillaMowgli
Cookies. I was 27 years old and I stopped and said “Holy goddamn! I can have cookies for breakfast and ain’t nobody can say shit.”
Ambei
There's a shop in my town that has foot tall slices of chocolate fudge cake....for $5....im pregnant and on my way...
Whovian2018
It sucks that when you could eat like this, you weren't allowed to, but now that you are allowed to, your body can't handle it.
Whovian2018
except for that sweet spot in your early 20's. Oh do I miss my early 20's... well, back to my kale juice so I don't die at 50.
Ninjafrog
Your body can handle it just fine. The average death age between someone with a perfect died and not is about 3 years.
MalePerson
I remember when I could make a Bill Cosby reference, and everyone would have fun, instead of being sad.
OutgoingPackage
Good times. Remember the good times.
MitchP1983
Dad is great. Give us the date rape.
heypeppepper
4 pieces SHOMP SHOMP SHOMP SHOMP
aviator4788
There is one thing that is policing you, diabetes.
WyrmsWorks
That's not how diabetes works.
groxx
tarataqa
You don't get diabetes from eating sugar.
NachoPete
That bitch hasn't caught me yet!
DreadPierateRoberts
Weight gain
OurLordLucifer
You’ll know when you start pronouncing it like Wilford Brimley
PopeyeTheSailor
im 26 and my mom still polices me
anonfun1
That’s your fault for living at home at 26. Just saying...
PopeyeTheSailor
i dont live at home but i live in the same town and spend time with my family. which is something you dont seem to do
WiggleMyDick
You must be real fun at parties
aviator4788
No, I’m the enabler. I will make you eat The Who cake in one sitting. I’m just say it’s not a wise choice.
WiggleMyDick
I can eat a whole pizza in one sitting
MelGibsonDefense
NachoPete
The Who cake?
anyofmany
But you are also the one who has to bake the thing-buy groceries for it-stand in line to pay- get through traffic..deal with people..
Smokipoki
Not if you are married to one of them awesome ladies
FlawedSquad
No bakeries where you're at?
WiggleMyDick
I have it delivered
anyofmany
US I guess... the only food that you can get delivered here is shitty pizza
WiggleMyDick
Comes with the pizza
KnowmSaying
Ubereats recently changed my options from 2 Chinese joints and pizza to absolutely everything. I'm phsyched it came to my area
Maradiaga
I was like you once, then came the UberEats addiction. It took me almost two years to learn self control.
graehall
Preach. It makes it so easy to blow through cash instead of walking to the grocery store.