andonRT

23630 pts ยท February 15, 2014


Two cats

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I remember correctly, only a few ejections are allowed before they can't fly anymore, due to how much "fun" ejecting is. Beats dieing!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mining's not the only way to get ripped pants

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, I'd say it looked pretty hot.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My father ordered an F-16 for a ballistic missile submarine. The CO and XO both "approved" it - Washington was not pleased.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Install an audible alarm after a certain level. Someone rings the alarm, they get cut off for the night.

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

So you already had "Insane Butt Plugs" as your name. You must be an interesting person.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You're shitting me. That's where I live.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed! Yay for a Maryland @OP (Question is: Where in Maryland?)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At that point, I feel like you become the driver so it's all fair game.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is amazing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, I'm betting on nukes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@op Merry Christmas to a fellow Merrylander!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@ItsDrP can now say he mugged @mistersavage

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, that would have been Zeus.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

For some reason now I'm imagining Chewie with a balding scalp, but the rest of him is perfectly normal.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This needs more elaboration.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

@OP I feel like a lot of people equate sentimental value with monetary value. Grandpa left you this because of the memories, not the moeny

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Obviously not waterproof.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My reaction was "Huh, that's not as bad as I expected"

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Smashed to hell, but the cabin will be fairly intact. I'll take a $500 bumper if it protects me against death (2)

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

When people say cars are designed to break, they're right. It's for situations like this. Front, rear, most of the sides can all be (1)

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Probably pretty fowl.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Tether Bill.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Conga-rats? I imagine a conga line. Of rodents.

9 years ago | Likes 410 Dislikes 0

I thought Salt Water Taffy WAS some strange alien plastic...

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

They asked. He told them "No"

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Or, well, enough of the right kind of crazy.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

God fucking damnit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0