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Dec 25, 2016 10:43 AM
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sseh2661
nice eyebrows
Manieman
Reminds me of that joke about the girl with alopecia asking for hair for christmas on her vagina and he said how about a little white beard
rnalexander
You look a lot like Kate McKinnon, who is also awesome.
surcamares
You are beautiful
Pyronixcore
I have a few friends with alopecia - all with interesting immune systems. Merry Christmas, you're gorgeous.
russelloats
Merry Christmas from Nebraska!
gbombuh
Yo rock the no hair look!
axiomatic
Think of all the dress up and role-playing fun...
mosesarilla
Oh wow! It is funny when you see a selfie and you know them irl!
Ricdesan
From one smooth noggin to another, man, thats a sexy head!!!
VeryMoistTowelettes
Merry Christmas, Saitama sensei
bigearsmcgee
Jesus, you don't need hair to be gorgeous. Merry Christmas, OP!
HavelTh3Rock
That's not Jesus, it's alopecia, she said.
packagefiend
It's AlOpecia, not AlopeciaAA
Badger67
I see you
michael87m
Merry Christmas
jeeperscrippled
I miss the smashing pumpkins
DarkwingDuc
As someone with a shaved head, Billy Corgan jokes are soooo original. Totally haven't heard them thousands of times before. /s
cameronpeoples
savage AF
TheRagingCatfish
LOL
nickdillinger
itsnotthewind
I read this as "Merry Christmas! It's Alecia" hello Alecia
shinagami091
Your head is like.....so perfectly shaped for alopecia! At least you've got that going for you!
kcgingerbeard
You rock the look
jinxman
I got it too! Merry Chritmas!
whyteraven74
+1 for being awesome, +1 for username OP
80percentlegs
seanymcseanface
Well I hope she also carries a spare bowl of candy beans!
snacktothefuture
Does the carpet match the drapes?
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Does the hardwood floor match the curtain-less window frame?
leodavinci1
Odds are, sometimes they do.
IamtheMonkeyKing
I can definitely say: it's possible.
straikychan
Giggiti
Epicentr
Please learn to spell before you type.
Mgiggity
I'm relevant.
AaronBogner
Your hot. And I think it's because your personality radiates through the selfie.
AaronBogner
*you're
DonDraperWannabe
Are you sure it's not Maybelline?
seanymcseanface
Beat me to it!
Z1MM3R
wouldn't alopecia take your eyebrows too?
keleksbreath
There are three different types of Alopecia, and each case of Alopecia is different from the next. My sister was completely bald for(1/2)
keleksbreath
(2/2) a while, my best friend lost her eyelashes and that was it.
letsgetCUTTY
Would dunk your head and baby oil and rub it all over my body +1
TheNorthWillStillRemember
Weird dude.
kadajett
whitepine71
Zanarknd
Wow
TheMoistBandit
Oh George Constanza.
letsgetCUTTY
I do not understand this reference.
TheMoistBandit
https://youtu.be/uo8N0tCtAh8
letsgetCUTTY
Ooooh now it all makes sense.
kadajett
Almost spit my coffee out. Are you Jesus? Cause you just turned sauce into oil.
WhiteQueen13
Hi Alopecia! You look beautiful!
anapolis7
Agreed. She's pulling off the look way better than I am.
Otackle72
Dad like typing detected
offyourmumsteeth
Merry Christmas, Dad
weeshful
bless you!
mokzin
Alopecia isn't her name fool. It is a condition she has. She is explaining why she has no hair. To call her that like it is her name is rude
voulge
It should be clear that the commenter had no ill intent when they made it. She looks like she got a good sense of humor, I'm sure it's fine.
TheMightyHerring
I think you'll have more fun if you switch to Tumblr.
richichichi
@mokzin really ?
LazyIsMyMiddleName
Is a joke. Like a dad joke.
fuckingtnuc
I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, hungry. See how it works? Basic dad joke revised, is all
vildgut
PDO907
Raskal112
Oh, lighten up you!
ThatJerkYouKnow
"... and here we see the wild Imgurian, questing for something to be offended about. The OP isn't offended, but never fear, for the--"
ThatJerkYouKnow
"--wild Imgurian will set matters straight. Where there is no offense, offense can be found, thanks to its overly sensitive Feelings."
mokzin
As you can see from my past comments I do not give a shit about if people are offended. I at least have the decency not to make fun of a
ThatJerkYouKnow
I'm not going to go look at your past comments, but you do you. It was a genuine, good-natured joke, and well meaning. Don't hate on it!
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ThatJerkYouKnow
Whatever real condition you have, this dude's original comment was actually just, "you look beautiful." The rear was just fun silliness.
Shaga42
Your comments are telling a lot https://imgur.com/xkZn3sN
mokzin
Yeah, that I don't give a shit about how people feel but what she has is a real condition. I dislike furries. So what.