amuseddimples

6285 pts · January 10, 2015


I come here to smile and laugh.

First - Thank you for your service. Second - let us thank you in the small ways that we can. I get not wanting to impose or flaunt what you did but look at it as a way we can say thank you as we can never repay you.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Decades ago I did hermit crab races for events. Had a table with a box in the middle with the hermits. I’d lift the box and they would run to the edge towards the light strip around the table. First one won. These were corporate events. Bunch of people in suits yelling at little hermit crabs. Money was great and the crabs were very sweet with distinct personalities.

6 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

If you need a “God” to hold you accountable on the internet or as a person, you are a horrible human being.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck to you. Mental health, physical health, just health is important and worth pursuing regardless if it’s through meditation, medication or other coping. Wishing you joy.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

{Hugs}

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sorry love. You are only responsible to fix you. Unfortunately we all have baggage. But yours is the only one you have to recycle. Let us know in 365!!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your comfort and love was felt and appreciated. Sometimes love is on their terms. And that’s okay.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hear screaming/laughter from my daughters room while gaming. Sometimes it’s annoying but mostly I remind myself I love her noise. <3

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I get an email and it’s kind of silly but I really love getting that email. Kind of sad it’s normally within 2 days of donating.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucker

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You look great and sounds like you found your solution. Congratulations!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watch out for the music box. It helps no one.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks. Think I need to try them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you tried the cooking stones? Asking if you like this pan better and why. Looks good wondering about a crispy crust.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remus

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loved it. Watching the creativity to create the songs was amazing. Even with the petty jabs.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Probably so many reasons but I think he felt it was no longer his band and was being a petulant child.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Why do men randomly put their junk in danger?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My handwriting looks like a chicken on crack riding a roller coaster. But I do take advise from people with decades of education & birds.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! Last time I HAD to hand write a letter I had my husband do it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The only Christmas selfies I care about.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kids do the arm circle to mean roll down your window. They have never been in a car that had a handle.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Parents stopped putting the fake silvery tinsel on the tree the year they saw a strand hanging out the cats butthole.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Love this. I want to send to the fam but don’t want to hear the pleas of wanting one.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s hands down best thing I’ve ever done. I dislike kids. Cant stand irrational noise. And hate mess. But I LOVE my messy noise monsters.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

We do regular candy for kids but sangria for adults.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When eating at my favorite Thai restaurant I ask who’s cooking before I say Thai Hot.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And not to cut your own hair.

4 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 0