amShockwave

7160 pts · November 25, 2012


I don't think carving out a pumpkin counts as murder though.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

A lot of the times when I joke I'll sound and look completely serious to the point where people don't believe me I was just joking.

10 years ago | Likes 254 Dislikes 2

My uncle is going there for work in September and he's going to miss my 18th birthday. Damn you for being so glorious!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very educational, I used to love reading up about other countries as a kid. Would love to see more people do this.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a foreigner, so that's what the word means! Thank you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't feel bad, I'm in a country where football is pretty much a religion and I really like the sport and still was puzzled by the ending.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Congratulations!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amen.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thankfully it doesn't affect your life post-recovery, I still gotta wait a couple of months before I can do shit like sports.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, it's been very mentally exhausting having to live with something like that.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While it sucked, the truely horrific fact is it can happen again at any time like that. Plus next time I'd need invasive surgery.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As fucked up as it sounds, at least you have an asshole to blame for the collapsed lung. Mine just randomly did that in class.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's not always about the money or nymphomany, sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Merida's hair must have been a bitch to crop out, damn.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not everyone, but after all the shit a person can go through I can understand why they'd start to think that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

of metaphoicly, the end of Da Vinci's Code sums up religion pretty nicely.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The only time where religious people have a problem with science is when it contradicts their teachings which they took literally instead

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why is it arrogance? It's just a coping mechanism designed to keep us alive, same as fear is.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

England = England, the island which England Wales and Scotland reside on = Great Brittain, Great Brittain + islands + Northern Ireland = UK

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

If I were sterile I'd feel like my body had failed me. Sure you can have kids, but it would still suck to have such a flaw.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She's a very awkward mess sometimes, but that just makes me love her even more. You can tell how much it means to someone.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like to buy my girlfriend a rose from time to time, she gets so confused and shy every time because no one ever did that for her.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's actually rather nice, but can also be a total douche. Weird dude.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has every right to be arrogant honestly, but still, I don't like when people do that.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Exactly. This really smart guy from my class never shuts up and always tries to be the one talking.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like you could use a christian side hug.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Loved this game.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I did on my friend's phone when I was bored in class one day, worked pretty fine.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

have some nature my nigga

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck dude have you been drinking sea water all your life or something O.o

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0