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Imgurians telling about jobs? Why not about their countries!
I know that work-stories-trend is over, but from the very first time I saw a post with stories about different jobs, I thought: "Hey! I can tell people about Kazakhstan and how awesome it is!" Yeah, that big green thingy in the middle is indeed Kazakhstan, the country where I was born and raised. I was in the US during my exchange year (the same time I found out about Imgur) and I was a little surprised, that not a lot of people know about KZ - even though it's 9th biggest country in the world by area, it would take about 3.5 Kazakhstans to fill in the entire US.
BORAT!!!
A lot of people remember this awesome movie when they hear the word "Kazakhstan" - but Kazakhstan doesn't really look like that, and is nothing like what Borat says. But - Sacha Barno Cohen did indeed a great job on making a hilarious movie. I personally liked it a lot.
BOOM!
That is Kazakhstan. This is our capital, Astana. Fun fact: Kazakh word "Astana" means "capital". So our capital's name is Capital. Fun!
BAM!
This is our Southern capital, Almaty. It doesn't mean that we have two capitals, Almaty is called "Southern capital" because it used to be the capital before 1997. Still Almaty is very important for us - it's the biggest city with the population about 1.5 million people.
But really, Kazakhstan is just a big, vast steppe.
Yep, that's what Kazakhstan looks like most of the time. We have a bunch of different stuff, but different deserts, semi-deserts and steppes make the most of KZ. (For those who don't know - steppe is another word for prairie)
"Is that Grand Canyon? You're a big fat liar, OP!!!"
Hold up, people. This is Sharyn Canyon, located semi-close (120 miles) to Almaty. Scientists claim, that this Canyon was created the same way as Grand Canyon, that's why they two are so similar
Imgur loves space, right?
This is our lake Balkhash. Its darker on the right, because it's half salty - the darker half of the lake is salty. As you can see, the lake itself is huge, 15th in the world!
Yep, still Kazakhstan!
Dzungarian Alatau is one of the many mountain ranges, located in the South of Kazakhstan. Actually, Tien Shan is right to the South of Kazakhstan, so, apparently, we have a lot of mountains in the South.
USA might like this one
Kazakhstan has a lot of oil and a huge industry around it - experts say, that our oil capacity is about 29 billion barrels - a lot. Still wondering, where's our freedom.
You see this bad boy?
That's a huge ass rotor excavator, that works with coal near my town. These things are as scary, as they look - I think it belongs to Dark Souls, as a levelboss.
And here comes the hole!
One of the biggest open-pit coal mines in the world, Bogatyr (russian for 'ancient warrior'). In 1985 it reached its maximum capacity and was added to the Guinness Book of Records.
That was not the only entry from my town
That flue-gas stack is the highest one in the world - it's even higher than Eiffel tower. For comparison - Eiffel tower is 301 meters, our gas stack is 420 meters (986 feet and 1377 feet for the 'Murica).
And this is my town!
Of course it's bigger than it appears on the picture, but yeah. Nothing really spectacular, but this is my town! There are a lot like it, but this one is mine.
Edit: A lot of you guys asked about the age of the photo. The picture was taken between 2000-2009. The thing with cars is - a lot of people just don't want to give up what they have, so you can see a lot of late-Soviet and Russian cars around.
This is my first submission after being a lurker since, like, November, so - good luck, little post! If people are interested, I can tell you more about different aspects of Kazakhstan, or even about my hometown!
FP edit: Wow, guys! This post sure was a success and I'm glad that you liked it! You sure can PM me different questions, maybe I could even do a post answering them. Feel free to also suggest topics I can tell you guys about.
And, of course, send nudes. We Kazakh appreciate such courtesy.
supersunshine21
Kazakhstan is definitely a country I plan on visiting during my lifetime.
gabbalabadingdong
This is so awesome. I want to do my graduate thesis on Kazakhstan. This makes me want to go even more.
Demauscian
You didn't even mention Baikonur. Kazakhstan is where the Russians launch their rockets from
richsin
Very cool OP, Thanks for giving us a tour of your home. Good way to travel without the expense.
Dominian
Or actually having to go to Kazakhstan, which is just a bonus.
Sam1TheAxe
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls
foulmouthedruffian
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium. All other countries have inferior potassium.
TheBeardlyOne
You done fucked up letting is know about that sweet black gold.
JesusToldMe
Time to bring them some freedom!
itsreallybloodywindy
and you have ilya ilyin!
fitlex
All hail our Fridgemode Olympian!
amShockwave
Very educational, I used to love reading up about other countries as a kid. Would love to see more people do this.
MaayaAjau
I love your flag, it's one of my favourites!
Wild4OliviaWilde
Wow flue gas stack @ GRES-2 Power Station in Ekibastuz GRES-2 only 1000 MWe but can transmit power @ 1,150KV that's the highest in world!!!!
Thor561
Great success!
trilliar
Came looking for this one. +1 for Borat!
Fleecemaster
Was thinking this in response to him hitting front page :)
escudonbk
upvoted for teaching me things about places I'll never see
SwampDonkeyy
So... Sounds like Russia's Canada
SteppingInsideOutOfMyself
Astana is amazing - incredible architecture there. Loved the Dog Bowl!
hiimmat
Beautiful country you've got there. I'd love to see it one day.
pdog109
number three prostitute.
TalosIsMyDad
Niiiiice!
kris10lancey
I hope more people do this! Thanks, OP!
eddiebarzoon
Those excavators are badass http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/profile_mojo_data/1/0/0/2/1002653/pics/_c800290_image_0.jpg
smashpro1
Looks like it could saw the world in half.
Eggman5000
Holy shit
revcleo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEvfD4C6ow&ab_channel=Rathergood BAGGER TWO EIGHT EIGHT BAGGER TWO EIGHT EIGHT
Sm9yCg
Bagger 293 is bigger. Screenshot from a boss-fight raid setup: http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gadgetlab/2009/10/giant_gadgets_1a.jpg
revcleo
Yup, but it doesn't have a song afaik.
p5surf
This was my first thought as well.
BazzledLuhrmann
Very nice how much?!
levieuxquicrisesarace
Yeah,such a beautiful country for next year's "CAMP" Imgur...http://globservateur.blogs.ouest-france.fr/media/01/01/1932516379.jpg
CrispyBaconHalalHoax
prostitutes cleanest in the world!
thisUS
Very nice how much?
itchyPUSS
This is my sister... you like?
CrispyBaconHalalHoax
yes yes! and my rapist-brother likes her too!
TOMMOEX
'How much?'
allahuakbar95
yes
mrfish
30 speed
SeriousCloud
All other countries have inferior potassium.
IAmAPandaButt
Do they drive a Prius?
Idsertian
Cleanest in the region*. Except, of course, for Turkmenistan.
CrispyBaconHalalHoax
ya, turkish wins.
CrispyBaconHalalHoax
ya, turkish wins.
PatrikLilja
Is that a boat reference?
PatrikLilja
Borat*
CrispyBaconHalalHoax
borat
TheAlp
BAGGER TWO EIGHT EIGHT!
drfsupercenter
That was my first thought too!
ThereIsNoIfThisMakesTheFrontPageThingOnMyProfile
Bagger 288 bagger bagger 288
wasthatsohard
Scrolled through the comments looking for this reply.
BoobFiddler
I'm from Kazakhstan too! Where are you from in Kazakhstan? I was born in Rudnyy (Рудный)
hawger
The poster is in Ekibastuz from the pics.
PikovayaDama
Almatah =D
isaaukerman
Almaty!
poopooconfidential
Павлодар!!!
astroleg
Real question: are you actually the number in exporter of potassium?
KaJuN
All other countries have inferior potassium.
Fredfinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqMN3y8k9So
astroleg
I was more referring to potassium compounds. Pure potassium shouldn't exist in nature
gerbi7
I think you accidentally a number
astroleg
I one day hope to be a number... Didn't spot that cheers!
melwil
Noone exports potassium, it's highly volatile. That's the joke.
disturbanceintheforce
potassium is an alkali metal; nothing volatile about it
melwil
It has severe reactions with even trace amounts of humidity, that's pretty volatile.
disturbanceintheforce
adjective evaporating rapidly; passing off readily in the form of vapor
melwil
Sure, and the second meaning: "liable to change rapidly and unpredictably, especially for the worse."
disturbanceintheforce
Liable to change rapidly and unpredictably, especially for the worse: "the political situation was becoming more volatile"
Geelsmark
Nice post OP! Could you maybe tell a bit about the political system and how you are experiencing it?
Janelle563
I'm curious about potential tourism too. My sister did a tour in Afghanistan and said if they could get their shit together Afghanistan and
Janelle563
Pakistan could have quite the tourism because the mountains are stunning. Does Kazakhstan have any natural wonders we don't hear about?
fsajd
I think you see how he experiences it, he just plugged the country in a perfect way... #propaganda
Unquote
The dictatorship, corruption and violence doesn't make for a lighthearted "check out my country" slideshow.
Faraabi
But there aren't any of that. President is the same guy from 1991-2015.
Unquote
Yes, that's called a dictatorship. They never had honest elections since their independence.
Faraabi
Lolwut
Unquote
Maybe you should google the word dictatorship mate.
raulote
Kazahkstan #1 country in the world, President wins election by 97% votes
boojay
OP! You forgot to mention that Kazakhstan is home to Ilya Ilyin.
AzaFromKaza
And Gennady Golovkin! :)
ourgreatbenefactor
And that volleyball player everyone was obsessing over. But Kazakhstan does have its share of famous people.
AzaFromKaza
You are probably talking about Sabina Altynbekova. Everyone IS obsessed with her for no reason whatsoever
slapmyassandcallmesusan
WAR GGG! Can't wait for his fight with Lemieux.
AzaFromKaza
Did you watch that fight with Lemieux? Totally outclassed...
AdultishGambino
We are good boys!
spazfokel
Imgur educating imgur about stuff, and things
QuantumSupersexposition
something something circle jerk…
atleastIwasnt36
This was an Almaty good post!
rheshi
Food and Stuff too... It's where I get most of my food... and most of my stuff. -Ron Swanson, probably.
tacoebot
Stuff and things..
LizLemmon
Upvote for cultural learnings and make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan
cacalynn11
I like people, places and things
LordOfTheFilth
It iz a very nice !
mintyque
Well, I don't have either boobs or cats, so at least I can educate
RipleysBelieveItOrDie
In thanks for your educating us: Cat with boobs:
spazfokel
Note to self, make educational booby post with cats as narrators
Demauscian
You didn't even mention Baikonur. Kazakhstan is legendary in aerospace, be proud of that!
CocaineBears
Two words, @mintyque: Ilya Ilyin
Pyrly
Legit a week or so ago I was talking to my friends about how you never hear anything about kazakhstan. (I'm 'Murican, btw)
mintyque
Well here it is!
Mahanos
This was an awesome post OP. As an American, it's easy to forget how many beautiful countries and landscapes exist out there.
FellowshipOfTheBling
I love the "USA might like this one" and we did. I'm sure we all put "invade Kazahkstan" on our calendars for next year lol
RelativelyRelevantRelative
You mean "liberate Kazakhstan", right?
theclap67
Solid comment
FellowshipOfTheBling
Oh, yes, of course. Did I say invade? We reserve "invasions" for places in more desperate need, like Normandy, Iraq, and Detroit.
murderhobbit
Detroit has one thing Greece doesn't. We're in the black! (No that's not a racial comment, jeez)
OscarPants
I like this! Please tell us more about your beautiful country :)
TammySilverwolf
Thanks for this, OP. I learned something cool and new today and I got to see some pretty beautiful sights I wouldn't have otherwise. :)
BlobFacedTurretMeat
STuff and THANGS
Vogonpoet815
CORAL! stuff and thangs
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
FredTwo
http://rymimg.com/lk/f/s/7bb5d4b38dd3654886f6d8a78923cd81/4101574.jpg
StickyTitts
Addressing Borat was a good idea, but people are still gonna quote it... Anyway great post, thanks
seatface
Great success l!
Dave1722
Kazhakstan number one exporter of potassium... All other countries have inferior potassium.
ourgreatbenefactor
I remember during a sports competition, the officials played the anthem from Borat, not knowing that it was from the movie.
msturge
I read the whole thing in Borat's voice.
NotACreativeName1
"This-a my country of Kazakhstan. It locate between Tajikstan, Kyrgyzstan and assholes Uzbekistan."
majephticme
I read somewhere that despite SBC advertising it as Kazakhstan, this was shot in Romania. No idea if true or not.
DickRogers
It was, in a Roma village. They later tried to sue Cohen for duping them into looking like fools for the entertainment of fat Americans.
FentonCrackshell
Read it in Borats voice anyway
CALF45
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one :')
playsdarksoulswaytoomuch
Sacha Barno Cohen did get the accent down perfectly tho if you compare it to how Gennaddy Golovkin (boxer) talks
mintyque
People would quote it anyway
anarchivist
I tried not to read the captions in borat's voice... But I really enjoyed the post! Another! (Food, houses, neighborhoods, schools etc)
HandsOffMyCevap
I loved this post OP. I had a roommate for a bit who is from Kazakhstan. Keep up the good work!!
leechdemon
Your post... it is nice... HIGH FIVE!!!!
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Is weed legal there? Because I would grow weed all through the steppes and just walk for weeks.
mintyque
It's not legal, but it grows everywhere anyway. Wild weed every day
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Your country needs reform to legalise its presence and smoking of it. Also, CAN I walk everywhere on the steppes?
mintyque
Of course you can, but it's super easy to get stranded in vast landscapes
melwil
Borat was a movie to mock the ignorant and misinformed. If people think it's mocking KZ, that actually reflects to them mocking themselves.
melwil
I liked the movie a lot as well, and saw it quite a few times. I can still sing the national anthem 10 years later ;-)
Pikka
Me too! Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader!
UkHugo
Really? It's funny how most of his characters are stereotypes of Muslims.
melwil
Yeah really. The characters in his movies are stereotypes, but he's making more fun of the people that came up with them.
UkHugo
I disagree. From what I have seen, the members of the public that he uses in his films seem to be rather accepting.
StickyTitts
That was point lol
NewfieScreech
Your sense of humor is awesome! I think nobody was dumb enough to believe KZ was actually like that.. Maybe I'll get to work in KZ someday!
NewfieScreech
Also, your post was VERY NIYACE.
mintyque
What is your job that there is a chance to work in KZ? Also, thanks!
NewfieScreech
I work in the Oil and Gas industry.. basically I make sure all assets are protected and there is no chance in damage, which could also 1/2
NewfieScreech
be very bad for the environment (No mistakes this far in my career!). I tend to try to accept contracts in a variety of cool places!
CrispyNipsy
"USA might like this one."
IAmMurica
And I Did.
PaulTurkk
Linden, NJ might like this one.
steveofthejungle
*insert USA Polandball*
PiccPicceringtonVonChesterburgElderberryTheThirdEsquire
nobodytooimportant
I liked it.
curiousrayoflight
OP's reference game was strong and on point through and through. Very solid post.
SePetus
Country next to Russia, i don't think so.
FakePlasticTreehugger
Sincerely yours, your biggest fan, Kazakhstan.
Infinatus
"Still wondering, where's our freedom?"
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
Careful saying stuff like that, or we might have to bring some freedom to Kazakhstan.
IAmMurica
Working on it.
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
TASTE OUR FREEDOM!
YouWannaGoToWarBuhlakay
Amerection
SkeletonsLoveBooty
Well... He did ask where the freedom was.
RyanGiggs11
You wouldn't dare, it's too close to Russia.
ReverandNick
Don't become tumblr.
IUpvoteYourCatPics
I have become... Tumblrsome... To this world.
adam1111
Becomblr.
InfantCrippler
EPIC
Thetextistoosmalltoread
i snorted
CONFESSlONBEAR
"Becomblr" Can we talk about this??
tshort006
Epic.