akay

1137 pts · July 12, 2011


u wot m8

not that there's anything wrong with publicising non-vanilla sex acts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that was meant for KidneyBeene, who obviously has no clue how drugs work :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you also believe that LSD "melts your brain" and all drugs have the same effects.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

where will YOU be when the MD kicks in?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we're talking about pure joy... that'd be MD rather than cocaine!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call bullshit! This is obviously fake!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

hey, right back at ya OP

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In bootcamp they said "this is the best time of your army life, enjoy" I thought they were kidding. They weren't.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Twist: Føød is by IKEA. Have fun assembling the ingredients.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I thought catfight was funny and adorable till I saw a girl grabbing another by her hair and smashing her face onto ice in front of everyone

12 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Happens to the best of us.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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no :( WAY TO KILL MY JOKE!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"HMM LOOKS LIKE THIS ISN'T A MYTH AFTER ALL!"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is only acceptable when you're trying hard to stay within character limits. I'm sure that's what's going on here.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was sitting across her once and I thought she was cute. Then I thought "please don't get a boner, please, please".......Then she did.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

spotify:track:3mBsPxNRLxIslUVjebVaGz

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a couple LSD blotters on my desk. This will help enhance the experience. Thanks!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

U WOT M8??

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yea I think his reputation hit an all-time high after this

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

alternatively, you could join Daft Punk

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's subjective. But you're wrong.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OP gets lots of action:

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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I used to call toes "foot fingers"

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

good! you won't be disappointed, I promise! :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank you :c :> you should visit Switzerland next time!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0