manonpoint
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His references too!
Dec 28, 2016 9:38 PM
manonpoint
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His references too!
cmk0005
Normally id say this man deserves a standing ovation for that eloquence ... however in this case getting on your knees seems more deserving
jrhawk42
wait that's not MLA style... WTF?!?!?!
DildoSwaggens
Fuck jumping through your hoops. I'll just get one from your sister. She's still pissed about those earrings from 1997.
ChrisTallant
Not MLA or APA formatted. Looks like no D.
plus1s4u
One D... The grade that paper gets.
Okiegoon
Blowjob essay: "Could have gotten an escort to do it for the amount of our last date night cost"... /fin.
manonpoint
Haha
rubishod
Have regulary sex? 0/10 would not bloe
basehead3six
No source cited page?
improbablypooping
Girls constantly test guys. You don't have to jump in response to each test. She owns him now.
LBRlolzbbq
She owned him before too. This is so weird. Why wouldn't you WANT to give your bf a bj.
Burdenhand
I always have regularly sex.
theLegendarySquare
Also noted
SpaceKitties
Thank goodness I wasn't the only one bothered by that
penguininabackpack
Bothered? I was amused.
SederHishtalshelus
Lmao
akshually
Not in APA format, use of "I", and citations weren't referenced.
TheIncrediblePirate
Thank you, that really bothered me.
ilikewobbleboards
Skin flute is the most under rated member of the orchestra but the most loved
CommanderWilliamTRiker
"smoke my penis"
aclarifyingcomment
Member. Nice.
iiiiiiiiimtophatjones
How can something be underrated but most loved at the same time? -asking for a friend
HadessSpicyButthole
Especially in A-minor. Good ol' pedophile jokes
cptunderpants
Certainly better than the backdoor bugle.
SpiltPint
It's right up there with the pink oboe.
SpiltPint
How could we forget the Rusty Trombone
Mayz9001
I've got a mate I went to scool with, and one of our friends was convinced that he was part of Big Band (Our orchestra, it was a private
Mayz9001
school) but the friend did ask him, to be sure. Now my mate was renowned for his tennis elbow, despite the fact that he didn't play tennis,
Mayz9001
just wanked a fucktonne. He of course answered "Yeah, I play the flute. The meat flute."
ALotOfNegativity
Organstra*
danspurt
But when I ask someone to play a hefty beat on my flesh tuba, that option seems awfully underrated too...
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
His grammar is atrocious, but his logic is spot on. I give it a B. And a J.
manonpoint
Haha
suretoast
The logic is just as bad as the grammar.
JayhawkSupreme
Your boyfriend writes like a douche. Neither one of you understand MLA. No thesis statement. This is terrible work. See me after class bitch
trulyxtreem
He deserves it, you know it, give him a gd night, he obviously put the effort in and either adores you or at least the blowjob your provide
thestepsonofsam
But that's not MLA format...
CageTheDinosaur
Av1990
Ann! Perkins! ????
iDrinkDrano
Does this work with anal?
libbee
It doesn't hurt to try
iDrinkDrano
Care to be my judge?
libbee
Sure, don't disappoint me
iDrinkDrano
Okay but if you're convinced you should go halfway on the plane tickets, that or I get some unlimited humps while you're here.
libbee
Well, where exactly is "here"? I'm just a poor student
Lifk
When did it became ok to explain on twitter that you are sucking cock ?
mritty
Since Twitter was invented.
TerribleTurkeyzz
Are you not?
cheeseriot
Everyone has sex. We're just finally admitting it.
DoesItDo
"Everyone"
Studoku
All the cool kids.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
StoneThrowingDevil
What's wrong with being open about sex?
Lifk
There is a gap between speaking about sex with your girlfriend/friends and writting a article on a modern newspaper that you suck cock.
StoneThrowingDevil
Is there? There probably SHOULDN'T be. It's a pretty vanilla sex act. You can write about whatever, there's no shame in it is there?
akay
not that there's anything wrong with publicising non-vanilla sex acts
StoneThrowingDevil
Well no, of course
TigrisJK
I would be making corrections in red all over this thing.
SwarthyBastard
Yup, this was pretty poorly written. Good enough to make a point, I suppose, but he could have been much clearer and written a better essay.
Dawnstempest
Agreed, most of this is absolute shit.
Harks119
THANK YOU. I had a hard time getting past all of the errors. If a blowjob is at stake the least you could do is proofread.
theshinobi23
All over? Aside from a few technical errors from trying to overextend his vocabulary, all I saw wrong was "have regularly sex."
fvckyes
I stopped reading after I saw a semicolon that should have been a comma. Trying too hard.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
Same here!
giftkartoffel
She said MLA. This is not MLA
AAsilverfox
This is not MLA format. No double spacing, no dd month yyyy date, long quote is done incorrectly, no page numbers, no citations. -10 points.
AndTHATShowwegetANTS
Damn this is long but well worth the read!
mexicutioner07
Does anyone else find this kind of cringey. All that work for a blowjob?
Leozas
Somewhat. But think of it like someone working and putting all the effort to plan a night out and make sure everything set for a nice mood.
Leozas
Same effort is reflected here it seems
dassemultor
It's very cringey. Bordering on autistic. Well, internet-autistic, not medically autistic.
JokesDeservedButNotNeeded
It's not much work
TheMightyDio
I think the fact that they posted it on the internet is a bit cringey, but I thought it was funny, so that's all that really matters.
sandalthrower69
It's insanely creepy. Why are you making him write an essay for a blowjob and why are you sharing it to the world?
Lfa3
Or if his parents: "HERE WHAT HE HAVE TO DO TO GET SUCKED", I just think I don't have to expose them to my sexual life (and vice versa)
Lfa3
Not to say it's not something I would like my parents and their friends to bump into. "HERE'S Y UR DAUGHTER SUCKS HIS COCK".Private stuff :(
sandalthrower69
The worst part is we try to normalize sharing this type of shit. I'm not saying keep it taboo but keep it in your relationship.
Iknowyouknewiknew
Cue smoking of the penis OP.
sasuibe
hes done his part, have u done urs?
TeslasMustache
Biggerboot
Suichimo
https://imgur.com/c7aJ5oK.gif
KebmtheBear
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
When I see porn and girls have those long nails... I never use fake nails or grow them long because of that...
kulutius00
I might be mistaken, having never blown a guy............ I think your doing it wrong
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
What has this world come to?
AVeryTallGlassOfIToldYouSo
This would be even better written in a rigorously and painfully professional scientific style with more references.
themeanbeans
My thoughts exactly.
levish
Yes and charts and maybe some graphs
levish
Yes and charts and maybe some graphs
levish
Yes and charts and maybe some graphs
drzdeano
Perhaps more entertaining as a joke, but as a quest to get head, I don't think so
levish
Yes and charts and maybe some graphs
omgbs
i like how this is on fp twice
emilemeel
The only difference is that on this one the names are still visible
thejewishdorne
Finally i see this comment.
JGthiccworth877THICCNOW
mrcalifornian
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/i-feel-like-im-taking-crazy-pills.gif
pavlovsschrodinger
If my boyfriend did this, I'd blow him harder than Trump's toupee caught in a hurricane. +1
Yunngtrash
.
lookatthatmagicalunicorn
This is my favorite comment on this whole fucking website .
pavlovsschrodinger
AlbinoNegro
Call me if you ever suddenly become single.
pavlovsschrodinger
Ahaha I'll keep that in mind
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
I like this comment even more, knowing you were still a virgin 9 days ago
pavlovsschrodinger
Right?! Long story short lol now he keeps making jokes about how he regrets "opening Pandora's box"
CairoLen
I'd blow him so hard he'd be pulling the sheets out of his ass crack. Your boyfriend, that is.
asnakeman
What if I did it?
GodApollo
Get your boyfriend on imgur, theres work to be done and dicks to be sucked
pavlovsschrodinger
I'm currently working on it lol will keep you updated
SatansBurningButthole
Well work harder, dammit
SatansBurningButthole
Did he make one yet???
23savage
Bitch u would blow him anyway stop foolin around
pavlovsschrodinger
You say that like it's a bad thing
MasterBaitin
Exactly. We just don't need that boooollshit
DefinetlyNotObsessed
Not for your boyfriend that's for sure
saltandsunshine
pavlovsschrodinger
jrhawk42
am I the only one who's like "this isn't MLAA?!?!?"
Ulthirm
Declaration to himself, body paragraphs dont follow the guidelines set by the head. yeah definitely not MLA, chicago or APA. Scientific
Ulthirm
or medical formats likely.
Ulthirm
And my formatting there sucks, Meant to say not MLA and Chicago/APA are possible other options he was using.
Thatisnothowyoucitethings
I AM RELEVANT!
ObiSeanFlurNobi
I don't know what that means
PikaChunin
https://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/747/01/
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Ayyyyyyy
giftkartoffel
It's got no citation format. And the quotes are all really long and in italics for some reason?
FemmeFataleSTL
This is called Block quotations, used for long quotes. But still not cited properly.
eastbayrae
This. Improper use of in text citations.
Engelous
Block quotes should be indented towards the center if the page. Nd even for a blk quite, that was too long too cite....
sisisic
It's not double spaced, header date is not correct, and there are no page numbers!
psychotopiax
isnt double spacing just for type righters?
stupiddevotchka
On a typewriter you double space after a period. In this context double spacing refers to the distance between lines of text.
psychotopiax
thanks for the clarification :D
ImgurCelebrity
Honestly fuck every citation format. The way they are half-ass shoehorned into the learning of essay-writing is distracting AT BEST.
Qumefox
No, because someone pointed it out the first time this was posted.
ParkerAdderson
and not even a single footnote?
AVoiceOfReason
What's MLAA?
DidgeryDrew
It kind of is, though it is missing and misusing a few key elements.
Frenchyman
No blowy blowy for you!
flashtata82
As a history major all I know anymore is Chicago style.
idontevenpost
There's no way he proofread it either. So many grammatical errors. Although I applaud his efforts.
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
I have an English degree...if I had a bf that would do this I'd grade it and make him redo it
TrumpsBigHealthyPenis
He was fighting deadlines. Better to be accepted than perfect
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
No sources, not double spaced.
MaxHuggett
Can you blame him? Half of the blood usually flowing through his brain was flowing through his wang instead.
FromTheVortex
I need a scientific source on that
amishcannoli
As a person equipped with a penis, I will vouch for their statement.
MaxHuggett
Yea this guy my sauce
mjayojay
you totally understood the essence of the essay
shangooo
APA all the way
SoLongSaulGood
fuck that stupid cover page and that header in all caps makes things look trashy
TinyLiehon
Yip-yip
FemmeFataleSTL
It's not properly cited for APA either. I got my BA in Psychology, & if I ever write another APA style paper, I might barf on the abstract.
SkippyIsntAvailable
MSW here. I put together all the papers I had to write for my masters program, and it came out to almost 700 pages. Ugh!
BigDaddysMeatWagon
BA in psych as well. I came here to complain about it not being MLAA -or- APA. No dick sucking.
shangooo
Bsc myself. I hear that.
andlight91
MLA is shit. Chicago 16th all the way.
Telleostar
Always upvote Chicago.
HotshotOcelot
I find Chicago much easier to write in then MLA.
PostNutDepression
I was in AP courses for most of high school and I still have no clue how to correctly do MLA Format.
doggofarts
Yes! Lemme guess history major?
andlight91
Yup with minors in film and lit
PhotoshoppedCornPics
.
CaptainBeefcake
#ALLintheFootnotes!!!
Michealbay
Yes
AnotherCleverScreenName
This earned blow jobs for life
ipolol
Even after the break up, if there is one.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Married for 8 years, getting blow jobs are simple. Get gud on eating pussy. Quid pro quo.
GapingAnalCavity
Another thing that does is realizing women like sex just as much as men do. Once you know, sex ceases to be a reward and is just fun.
northwestroots
Until marriage...
BirdmanSteve
Shit the man deserves butt stuff for life .
kulutius00
He hasn't finished that paper.... that one needs APA format and cited sources
ChickenFreeChicken
Man candy delivers
TurangaNibbler
I don't find it very persuasive. The thesis is general and obvious (creates no intrigue) and not 100% arguable. Not MLA. I'd give him a D
TurangaNibbler
Then he'd give me a D
AnotherCleverScreenName
The D* lol
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Shit, I'd blow him every morning
YourFaceIsAnInsult
Plot twist. Straight guy, married, with kids.
darthsithh
So? Blow job is a blow job.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I pretty sure that's true
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Nope
ashmenon
BAMBOOZLED AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AllBoobsAreGreat