agent47

752 pts ยท April 10, 2011


I'm not into ionic bondage though. I can't commit. Covalent all the way for me.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We are always watching...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spends 45% of income on ammunition, c-rations, bunker, top of the line security. Dies from lack of medical insurance.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

...I don't think this applies to testicular cancer.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You mean where Jordi and what's her face Bajoran security girl #1456 got phased out of existence and everyone thought they were dead?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I....I could set the whole starship on fire..."

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's just like British Rail. They may be late, but they still get you there.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how in most of the movies he's been in, he's usually some kind of gangster telling everyone to fuck off.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Depends if the script demands it.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 25

Foot needs to be made of like rubber so it has some give to it when he's trying to waddle.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE IN HEAVEN!

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Death by Snu Snu!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They killed my son!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My god bones... what have I done!?

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

he got released from hospital 2 days later. Apparently he'd been involved in 5 other car related injuries in the last 24 months.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn... he only just got recovered from the first broken leg... now his spine too!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Transparent aluminium?!?!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Submarines with windows? It's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You mean it's been flying around for over 70 years and no-one thought to shoot it down?!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is against the law over there to feed and pet them, because so many tourists were doing that, it was affecting their ability to live.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps son! What do you mean you can't afford bootstraps? Pull yourself up by your bootstraps son!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Assault on Wall Street

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do these idiots never realise how the concept "right to refuse sale" works?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've only got a gameboy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... I think they reason they were advised not to marry is because of the deformed children that might be produced.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

ICEBERG STRAIGHT AHEAD!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

GET. MAX. IN. SPACE.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0