D:

4 years ago | 1 0

Get in my mouth

4 years ago | 1 0

The read the first one as Michael Jackson and was trying to understand the joke for a solid 10 minutes...

5 years ago | 1 0

Dovakhin talking to paarthanax at the throat of the world

5 years ago | 2 0

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

5 years ago | 1 0

There truly are some special people in this world...

5 years ago | 1 0

You summoned me?

5 years ago | 1 2

Yes

5 years ago | 1 0

To be fair, at least they're going the correct way on the one way

5 years ago | 2 0

F*uck ...... whats the point in the asterisk?

5 years ago | 1 0

I'm gonna need some sauucceeeeeee

5 years ago | 8 1

Shit man, even I'm riding this high for you

5 years ago | 3 0

Roughly 1/4 of a washing machine

5 years ago | 19 0

Is water only wet at 11? Is it wet the rest of the time? I need answers!

5 years ago | 1 0

What a waste of ti.... oh wait... never mind

5 years ago | 1 0

He's not your geez, kiddo

6 years ago | 8 0

No, I'm here don't worry

6 years ago | 3 0

#17 thank

6 years ago | 2 0

Hey, theres me!

6 years ago | 1 0

That's Billy the Kid

6 years ago | 2 0

Yes

6 years ago | 4 0

Thanks @OP! I've finally reached the conclusion that I dont want to live anymore!

6 years ago | 1 0

You literally didn't have to say this

6 years ago | 2 0

Bless u

6 years ago | 2 0

I accidentally downvoted this for about 3 seconds and I'd like to apologise profusely

6 years ago | 9 0

Is this that goose game everyone is talking about?

6 years ago | 1 0

:)

6 years ago | 12 1

I was thorsty ok?

6 years ago | 3 0