Oct 28, 2019 4:37 PM
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Smacketywack
See that? Sharing a common enemy enables these two species to work together.
MoarCatsPleez
No General Tso Chicken for you!
stratosphere
Sensing some history here.
jerwelch66
Just put that rooster in a frying pan tonight and be done with him
Stretch5678
Combo attack!
denimdaddy
Roosters kick pretty hard, I kick harder
theRuler30
Slow mo: let me ruin this video for you
bigassballs1
Cue "O Fortuna"...
BubblesTheFiish
PUNT
whybobwhy
I would have grabbed the goose by the neck and beat the rooster with it
GideonGrey
ProbablyHolly
Chaapai
She got cock blocked.
Eldibs
Spread your arms to make yourself look bigger, stand your ground, make angry noises, and punt when needed. No more chicken/goose wounds.
cheezeweazel
SkunkSquirrel2nd
Chicken be like, "WA ya fecken lookin at! Feck ye"
OhMyWhatHaveIDone
She was the victim of a cock attack!
tynanaideen
oh dude untitled goose game is two player?
erickwhite9
This graphics mod for untitled goose game looks legit.
Potts
Good to see more games getting RTX support
Bototo4444
Forget guard dogs, just buy a rooster and a goose.
lordyhalvey
That cocks gonna get her.
dblemaster
At first I was like "Watch out for that goose!" Then I saw it was a rooster and not a hen. Lady's looking death in the face.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Friggen roosters
NotRealNSA
Player two has entered the game
iamthelasttimelord
Three* though
geraltofriva
As a little kid the neighbors rooster attacked me. Son of a bitch was as tall as me. My grampa hit him with a shovel. 1/2
2/2 That Bastard never even looked at me again. Grampa was the best.
CaptainKipup
I’ve watched so many cartoons it was all too easy to imagine the “toooong-flapflapflap” sound of a shovel clearing a rooster.
papaolhos
Nowadays you'd probably need to negotiate some sort of land sharing or peace treaty with the rooster istead.
LadyNight36
Cobra chicken and regular chicken
Glidingboulder
Cobra chicken, lol. Can't stop laughing.
FrozenFoodGuy
I don’t like the cobra chicken
ScottishRoss
Peace was never an option.
KeepYourDickInAVice
cutewittyslightlysarcasticnamehere
Came for this and an older women in NE USA was actually killed by blood loss from a rooster attack.
millanbel
Chickens are deadlier than sharks. (avian flu)
Kimsgrim
I kicked an attacking goose in the chest and it buggered right off.
DukePhelan
The neck make an excellent pivot point. If you get your shoulder into it they can reach 25 feet before they hit the ground!
MrGinn
I’d be more afraid of the rooster. They have shanks on their legs.
memphisfan92
dad got spurred really bad by their rooster took awhile to heal. He was feeling pain in his chest. ended up being infection from the rooster
azureraptor
Once a chicken perceives you actually reaching for their neck they change their life plans in a hurry.
That was my thought as well big attitude from a couple of fowl within neck wringing ringing distance.
I swear to god, all these people terrified of a waterfowl. Wonder what they'd do if they saw a gaggle of angry (or spooked) wild hogs...
goodisunpopular
Yeah but the goose has a serrated beak and can aim its head better than a chicken can aim its foot.
reiseiji
It's easier to neutralize a goose by grabbing the neck and then going for the body. The rooster's spurs show no mercy.
LadyJiggleBottom
I don't understand this fear. Why don't people just kick them? One good kick and they get the message
makeSX
Because our way of life isnt anymore the hunters way of life, we've been brought up to preserve life because the living cobrachicken ->
Is better kept alive than to kill it right away... If you kill it, you will have to eat it cause it will othervice rot (or atleast it was ->
Like that for a few millenia). We still have the trait of waffle stomping the little shit to the ground, but we just dont want to
chilllad
This is actually a good evolutionary psychology explanation. +1
8BitFish
I love animals but I would have punted that chicken
lurkonly
My thought exactly.
ThadSupersperm
One time I smacked the hell out of a goose (it was trying to get me) with a mini bridge that was an engineering project.
SuperRockinMrMagic
If I had jeans and boots on it's game on but not about to get an infected peck on my leg
Reinette
I had an evil rooster for a while who was called Tennis... Because you had to carry a tennis racquet to deal with him.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
The one time my TKD training would've been useful
izzysage1616
I shovel fixes their attitude problems permanently
ColonelCasual
In a skirt and sandals?
Brokecattlefarmer
I would of put him in the deep fryer.
NiftyNips
My drunken great uncle kicked a rooster for raping a chicken and then gave it cpr because he worried he killed it...
colin1977
Yep, right in the nuggets
dbrsong
Exact same thought
Epinephilim
... Into the stratosphere. You step to me, I'll show you how to fly.
Lvl100boss
Chicken Kicker!
FuckTammy
v
MichaelBuckyBradyMyers
Chicken chaser
BritishGingerLefty
Yeh if it got you with those claws that could’ve been a nasty injury
xKaraKx
Looks like meat's back on the menu
https://imgur.com/INosGmK.jpg
JuicyShaqMeat
OfficalFloridaWoman
As a farm girl this is the exact thing that I do to asshole chickens & geese.
It always worked really well for me. Eventually they learned I was in charge of the place and stopped bothering me.
DoctorateDoom
theres a sweet spot in chickens, where big enough to fight and not fat enough to sit in which you gotta prove your the top of the food chain
yoyo42
My farm girl friend decides which chicken is for the pot next by waiting for one to attack her when she goes out to feed them.
TacoShaman
Many a rooster has ended up dinner for trying to flog me.
SomeGrayFox
Winner winner you're my chicken dinner. Bitch.
GoogleKnowsTooMuchAboutMe
I found the best way for geese is to grab them by the neck and hold em for a minute. They'll realize it doesn't scare you
And for rooster's I hold them upside down by their legs. Takes them a bit but they'll realize you're bigger than them
SwanTayle
Id be so scared of breaking it though
WHSK3
I’m guessing that’s most of them?
WizardofAnus
No, there’s usually 1-2 in a coop at a time. Punt ‘em once or twice and they learn pretty quick who’s boss. Then you’re good until the nect
Next* troublemaker pops up
Smacketywack
See that? Sharing a common enemy enables these two species to work together.
MoarCatsPleez
No General Tso Chicken for you!
stratosphere
Sensing some history here.
jerwelch66
Just put that rooster in a frying pan tonight and be done with him
Stretch5678
Combo attack!
denimdaddy
Roosters kick pretty hard, I kick harder
theRuler30
Slow mo: let me ruin this video for you
bigassballs1
Cue "O Fortuna"...
BubblesTheFiish
PUNT
whybobwhy
I would have grabbed the goose by the neck and beat the rooster with it
GideonGrey
ProbablyHolly
Chaapai
She got cock blocked.
Eldibs
Spread your arms to make yourself look bigger, stand your ground, make angry noises, and punt when needed. No more chicken/goose wounds.
cheezeweazel
SkunkSquirrel2nd
Chicken be like, "WA ya fecken lookin at! Feck ye"
OhMyWhatHaveIDone
She was the victim of a cock attack!
tynanaideen
oh dude untitled goose game is two player?
erickwhite9
This graphics mod for untitled goose game looks legit.
Potts
Good to see more games getting RTX support
Bototo4444
Forget guard dogs, just buy a rooster and a goose.
lordyhalvey
That cocks gonna get her.
dblemaster
At first I was like "Watch out for that goose!" Then I saw it was a rooster and not a hen. Lady's looking death in the face.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Friggen roosters
NotRealNSA
Player two has entered the game
iamthelasttimelord
Three* though
geraltofriva
As a little kid the neighbors rooster attacked me. Son of a bitch was as tall as me. My grampa hit him with a shovel. 1/2
geraltofriva
2/2 That Bastard never even looked at me again. Grampa was the best.
CaptainKipup
I’ve watched so many cartoons it was all too easy to imagine the “toooong-flapflapflap” sound of a shovel clearing a rooster.
papaolhos
Nowadays you'd probably need to negotiate some sort of land sharing or peace treaty with the rooster istead.
LadyNight36
Cobra chicken and regular chicken
Glidingboulder
Cobra chicken, lol. Can't stop laughing.
FrozenFoodGuy
FrozenFoodGuy
I don’t like the cobra chicken
ScottishRoss
Peace was never an option.
KeepYourDickInAVice
cutewittyslightlysarcasticnamehere
Came for this and an older women in NE USA was actually killed by blood loss from a rooster attack.
millanbel
Chickens are deadlier than sharks. (avian flu)
Kimsgrim
I kicked an attacking goose in the chest and it buggered right off.
DukePhelan
The neck make an excellent pivot point. If you get your shoulder into it they can reach 25 feet before they hit the ground!
MrGinn
I’d be more afraid of the rooster. They have shanks on their legs.
memphisfan92
dad got spurred really bad by their rooster took awhile to heal. He was feeling pain in his chest. ended up being infection from the rooster
azureraptor
Once a chicken perceives you actually reaching for their neck they change their life plans in a hurry.
DukePhelan
That was my thought as well big attitude from a couple of fowl within neck wringing ringing distance.
azureraptor
I swear to god, all these people terrified of a waterfowl. Wonder what they'd do if they saw a gaggle of angry (or spooked) wild hogs...
goodisunpopular
Yeah but the goose has a serrated beak and can aim its head better than a chicken can aim its foot.
reiseiji
It's easier to neutralize a goose by grabbing the neck and then going for the body. The rooster's spurs show no mercy.
LadyJiggleBottom
I don't understand this fear. Why don't people just kick them? One good kick and they get the message
makeSX
Because our way of life isnt anymore the hunters way of life, we've been brought up to preserve life because the living cobrachicken ->
makeSX
Is better kept alive than to kill it right away... If you kill it, you will have to eat it cause it will othervice rot (or atleast it was ->
makeSX
Like that for a few millenia). We still have the trait of waffle stomping the little shit to the ground, but we just dont want to
chilllad
This is actually a good evolutionary psychology explanation. +1
8BitFish
I love animals but I would have punted that chicken
lurkonly
My thought exactly.
ThadSupersperm
One time I smacked the hell out of a goose (it was trying to get me) with a mini bridge that was an engineering project.
SuperRockinMrMagic
If I had jeans and boots on it's game on but not about to get an infected peck on my leg
Reinette
I had an evil rooster for a while who was called Tennis... Because you had to carry a tennis racquet to deal with him.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
The one time my TKD training would've been useful
izzysage1616
I shovel fixes their attitude problems permanently
ColonelCasual
In a skirt and sandals?
Brokecattlefarmer
I would of put him in the deep fryer.
NiftyNips
My drunken great uncle kicked a rooster for raping a chicken and then gave it cpr because he worried he killed it...
colin1977
Yep, right in the nuggets
dbrsong
Exact same thought
Epinephilim
... Into the stratosphere. You step to me, I'll show you how to fly.
Lvl100boss
Chicken Kicker!
FuckTammy
MichaelBuckyBradyMyers
Chicken chaser
BritishGingerLefty
Yeh if it got you with those claws that could’ve been a nasty injury
xKaraKx
Looks like meat's back on the menu
azureraptor
https://imgur.com/INosGmK.jpg
JuicyShaqMeat
OfficalFloridaWoman
As a farm girl this is the exact thing that I do to asshole chickens & geese.
Eldibs
It always worked really well for me. Eventually they learned I was in charge of the place and stopped bothering me.
DoctorateDoom
theres a sweet spot in chickens, where big enough to fight and not fat enough to sit in which you gotta prove your the top of the food chain
yoyo42
My farm girl friend decides which chicken is for the pot next by waiting for one to attack her when she goes out to feed them.
TacoShaman
Many a rooster has ended up dinner for trying to flog me.
SomeGrayFox
Winner winner you're my chicken dinner. Bitch.
GoogleKnowsTooMuchAboutMe
I found the best way for geese is to grab them by the neck and hold em for a minute. They'll realize it doesn't scare you
GoogleKnowsTooMuchAboutMe
And for rooster's I hold them upside down by their legs. Takes them a bit but they'll realize you're bigger than them
SwanTayle
Id be so scared of breaking it though
WHSK3
I’m guessing that’s most of them?
WizardofAnus
No, there’s usually 1-2 in a coop at a time. Punt ‘em once or twice and they learn pretty quick who’s boss. Then you’re good until the nect
WizardofAnus
Next* troublemaker pops up