Straight Paramedic in uk.divorced and horny. Borderline alcoholic. Cat called Maureen. She's a loveable twat. I'm ex army medic. Don't like shit that goes bang anymore.. Drive an Audi, ride a triumph.
Straight Paramedic in uk.divorced and horny. Borderline alcoholic. Cat called Maureen. She's a loveable twat. I'm ex army medic. Don't like shit that goes bang anymore.. Drive an Audi, ride a triumph.
5 years. My kids are 10 and 7 ...so glad Im still here.
Is this one of those bald kittens?
Mlem mlem
I'm a paramedic practitioner on a fast response car in Leeds ????
Damn! You're pretty! ????
Yes.. divorced. 2 kids . ( that's usually enough info to send them running!)
Leeds
You won the comments!
Anchor
Spoilsport! ????
That skinny dude regretted it the minute his head bounced off the car roof!
Nicholas Cage , Nick for short
The look on his face! He really couldn't give two shits! ????
This would be awesome!!
How do you add pics?
I actually know these people! ???? they're divorced now which just makes it funnier!
Stupid rock eating little fucker! I love Sugar!
Don't try and understand . Don't waste your time. Life is very short. Get drunk. Eat pizza
Neither. You could get hit by a bus on Tuesday. Go on A holiday . Buy the shiny thing you covet.
Not 'completely '
Ask the daughter directly.. efficiency is key
No. It's fat when you're naked
Yes. Go smell some flowers. Go watch a sunset. Listen to some Wagner.
Tacos
Yes
One word.... gloryhole
Job centre? Labour exchange? Sell your body? I think you would make an excellent soldier. Go sign up. Fuck it what could possibly go wrong
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Yes. Be sure to comment on her nipples .