adminvortex

10775 pts ยท March 31, 2015


Straight Paramedic in uk.divorced and horny. Borderline alcoholic. Cat called Maureen. She's a loveable twat. I'm ex army medic. Don't like shit that goes bang anymore.. Drive an Audi, ride a triumph.

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals x

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Our rabbit...."skidmark." Skid for short.

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I found a Number 2 etched on my almond!

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals x

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The wheelybin of the beast

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Scared the bejesus out of me!!

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Ask me anything

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Sound advice...

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Are 2's lucky ?

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Merry Christmas, stay safe. Paramedic . UK.

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No one expects.....

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Gary Fisher

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19 confirmed dead in terrorist attack . Manchester arena. Kids.. young kids at an Ariana Grande concert. ???? awful.

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Casino roulette wheel in my front room

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Wtf u looking at?

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For the one you love

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Electric ambulance response car.

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My cat , on my uniform every time...

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Not a selfie..but this is me!

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My fish tank committed suicide last night..

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Little baby cheesus

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My dad, far left looking rock and roll!

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Friend has been dealt a shit sandwich

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Day in the life fast response paramedic

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Giant garlic clove

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Sorry if repost.. made me chuckle

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Assholes...everywhere

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True dat

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Pigs in blankets

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Happy Caturday

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Stay safe you lovely lot! X

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My cat looking pissed off for being picked up. Happy caturday

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Ho ho ho

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This is a thing

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Farage..

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Pulled something, slipped and did the 'splits ' I can't do the splits! ????

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Selfies in usersub? Aw well.. merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

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This is me.. in Bosnia in the 90's.. I'm a civvi paramedic now. I'm working Christmas Day.. got cool stories if anyone's interested?

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Damn you whiskey....

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Happy caturday... she likes tampons

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Cunty mcCuntface

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Bachelor boy

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Anyone else surprised at how good looking imgurettes are?!

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Ginger sperm X 40 mag.

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For sale

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Guardian of the telephone

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Jack Daniels glazed ham..

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My office ( uk paramedic)

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Teats

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Shark NATO

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Rememberance day 2016....

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Was thinking about my ex earlier...

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